Dos and Donts with Babies - Neatorama

Here’s a handy collection of infographics to help new parents with caring for their baby. Link -via J-Walk Blog

Update 1/24/08 by Alex - It's from the book Safe Baby Handling Tips by David and Kelly Sopp | Their website - Thanks Christopher!

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That picture has FAIL written all over it. Haha.

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The hose one is obviously drawn by someone who haven't had children yet.

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Lol, I saw these at a relative's house in fridge-magnet form, they've just had a baby. Twas cool, nice link

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That's hilarious stuff. I shared that around and my internet sources tell me that link is basically a wholesale theft of this book:

http://www.wrybaby.com/detail.aspx?ID=61

Just thought you should know. Spread the word and ask people to support the author.

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And the teething one. When you think about it, teething isn't best done on a lovely smooth soft teething ring. The kid's trying to tear a hole in its flesh to allow the teeth to come through - both ours used old spare-rib bones. Sharp at one end, rough at the other and still mildly tasty.
Perfect.
Just wish they hadn't shared them with the cat.

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My little one shares (toys, food, everything) with the dog. She just hangs on to the cat's tail and goes floor skiing...eh...

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I'm at the library and it took all my strength to stop myself from busting out laughing! 10/10

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Something that Britney Spears might find useful

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The only safe way to contain a baby is in a cage. Safe for us that is. Babies are dangerous.

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When the kid goes from milk to solid food, the hose isn't just a good idea, it's pretty much necessary (along with gas mask, elbow length rubber gloves, strong stomach, etc).

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jennifer: That just isn't true!

lots of duck tape would work too.

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Those were absolutely hysterical!
/parent of a 13 month old

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I've seen the hole set in other site
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the pictures are really very funny

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When weight lifting with a baby, as a parent you must make sure the baby has a wide grip, the baby doesn't understand this... such a bad parent and spotter.

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re Blindhammer .. funny [spam deleted] for pointing out where this article stole it's content .. nice ..

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Very funny

You were kicked on babyjamin.com

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hehe ... yeah ... this is funny ...
wonder who'd let their baby take a shower with a garden hose ... hehe ...

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I'm the author and illustrator of the book this was lifted from (Safe Baby Handling Tips). Thanks to Christopher and Alex for giving credit for it. And thanks to everyone for the kudos. We have some of these on shirts at our site, wrybaby.com.

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I can't afford a bowflex so my baby has to use free weights when he wants to do some bench press.

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