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Gold Pills Make Your Poop Glitter

By Alex in Food & Drinks on Dec 12, 2007 at 11:37 am


We’ve covered a lot of luxury items on Neatorama…. like the world’s most expensive book and whatnot. Usually the trick is to add gold, diamonds, and the like to whatever it is you want to make expensive.

This is no different: Tobias Wong and Ju$t Another Rich Kid created the Gold Pill, guaranteed to make your poop glitter with gold! For $425, these pills containing 24K gold leaves will "turn your inner most parts into chambers of wealth!"

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  1. cuimhne
    Dec 12th, 2007 at 11:56 am

    Biggest waste of money ever?

  2. Ryan
    Dec 12th, 2007 at 12:03 pm

    You might as well just shit your money away...

  3. Cayfox
    Dec 12th, 2007 at 12:28 pm

    Surely ingesting capsules of heavy metals is never a good idea? I wonder how many of these you'd need to pop to come down with gold poisoning.

  4. jack.wh
    Dec 12th, 2007 at 12:31 pm

    OMG. WHY?!?!?!

  5. l'il ghostie
    Dec 12th, 2007 at 12:36 pm

    Yeah, well, my dog ate a glow-in-the-dark Frisbee and for a couple of days he would poop glow-in-the-dark turds.

  6. Denita TwoDragons
    Dec 12th, 2007 at 1:07 pm

    This puts a whole new spin on the term "conspicuous consumption"...

    Sheesh.

    --TwoDragons

  7. retrokatze
    Dec 12th, 2007 at 1:42 pm

    Meanwhile, thousands of people die of malnutrition...

    Cayfox: Metallic gold itself is pretty much inert and not toxic. Gold compounds, however, can lead to heavy metal poisoning if ingested.

  8. Chris
    Dec 12th, 2007 at 2:04 pm

    WTF?

  9. Jerse
    Dec 12th, 2007 at 2:11 pm

    It makes my dookie twinkle - Dave Chapelle

  10. algonkin
    Dec 12th, 2007 at 2:22 pm

    Oh! for goodness sake LOL!!

  11. anon
    Dec 12th, 2007 at 2:26 pm

    You should have a special metatag for "conceptual art projects".

  12. heather
    Dec 12th, 2007 at 2:38 pm

    ...
    ...
    I have no words for this...

  13. Sid Morrison
    Dec 12th, 2007 at 3:31 pm

    makes it possible to "drop a 20 dollar gold deuce"...

  14. sam
    Dec 12th, 2007 at 4:39 pm

    for people who would rather waste their money than put it to a good cause...

  15. sam
    Dec 12th, 2007 at 4:40 pm

    one time i ate a whole box of lucky charms in one day and i pooped green

  16. NiteWhite
    Dec 12th, 2007 at 6:10 pm

    I take these pills everyday and I love my stools now. All I need is to find a way to mask the odor, though I dont totally hate its smell.

  17. Edward
    Dec 12th, 2007 at 6:23 pm

    Get over it people! You can buy as much "gold" as in the bottle for under $30.

    http://www.lagoldleaf.com/index.php?cPath=23

    No one actually expects anyone to use this sort of crap. It is designed just to make sites like neatorama publicize their company.

  18. Dan
    Dec 12th, 2007 at 7:07 pm

    I take these pills everyday and I love my stools now. All I need is to find a way to mask the odor, though I dont totally hate its smell.

    This may be what you're looking for.

  19. MedicEd
    Dec 12th, 2007 at 9:40 pm

    A couple, 3 or 4, shots of Goldschalger will give you the same effect. And it's cheaper, too. ;)

  20. Lasse
    Dec 13th, 2007 at 9:37 am

    Couldn't you just extract the gold afterwards and reuse it?

  21. Davey
    Dec 13th, 2007 at 12:06 pm

    for all the good they do you might as well have stuck them up your ass.......

  22. MoonCake
    Dec 14th, 2007 at 8:01 am

    i think the real question is: who looks at their poop longer than the duration it takes to cyclone down the toilet?

    you're literally flushing $450 down the toilet..

  23. NiteWhite
    Dec 14th, 2007 at 10:36 pm

    dan thanks for the link. ive ordered 2 bottles.

  24. marieissah
    Dec 18th, 2007 at 10:26 pm

    Really? Inform everyone, for they might bring it to the pawnshop!!!!:p

  25. DavidH
    Nov 26th, 2008 at 10:32 am

    At least right now it's relatively easy to find and melt/recycle/reuse gold. If we start ingesting it, oh wow. I can't imagine having to go to the sewage area to mine gold, lol...

  26. preeeni
    Dec 4th, 2008 at 10:42 pm

    um.. what else will people sell?
    i mean i saw a guy on ebay selling his ARM!
    wowwww. and. why would i want mii pooop to glitter? (:

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