Gold Pills Make Your Poop Glitter

We've covered a lot of luxury items on Neatorama.... like the world's most expensive book and whatnot. Usually the trick is to add gold, diamonds, and the like to whatever it is you want to make expensive.

This is no different: Tobias Wong and Ju$t Another Rich Kid created the Gold Pill, guaranteed to make your poop glitter with gold! For $425, these pills containing 24K gold leaves will "turn your inner most parts into chambers of wealth!"

https://www.citizen-citizen.com/defaultsecure.aspx?id=133&type=item - via DVICE


Surely ingesting capsules of heavy metals is never a good idea? I wonder how many of these you'd need to pop to come down with gold poisoning.
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Meanwhile, thousands of people die of malnutrition...

Cayfox: Metallic gold itself is pretty much inert and not toxic. Gold compounds, however, can lead to heavy metal poisoning if ingested.
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Get over it people! You can buy as much "gold" as in the bottle for under $30.

http://www.lagoldleaf.com/index.php?cPath=23

No one actually expects anyone to use this sort of crap. It is designed just to make sites like neatorama publicize their company.
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I take these pills everyday and I love my stools now. All I need is to find a way to mask the odor, though I dont totally hate its smell.

This may be what you're looking for.
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i think the real question is: who looks at their poop longer than the duration it takes to cyclone down the toilet?

you're literally flushing $450 down the toilet..
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At least right now it's relatively easy to find and melt/recycle/reuse gold. If we start ingesting it, oh wow. I can't imagine having to go to the sewage area to mine gold, lol...
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