Brady Barr bit by giant python – not happy

By Adam Stanhope in Animals & Pets, Video Clips on Oct 14, 2007 at 1:33 pm


Had to happen eventually, I suppose. Snakes everywhere are snickering under their breath. National Geographic clip at LiveLeak YouTube.


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  1. biltmore
    Oct 14th, 2007 at 2:13 pm

    That is why you don’t screw around with nature or the animal kingdom. What an idiot. And what the hell was he hoping to accomplish anyways? This guy is definitely no Steve Irwin.

  2. Si Guy
    Oct 14th, 2007 at 2:24 pm

    No doubt, Biltmore, how annoying is this guy? Somebody pays him for that personality?

  3. Dim67
    Oct 14th, 2007 at 2:26 pm

    “I’m waist-deep in backwater and I’m going in after him in the crack!” Heeeheee what a moron.

  4. biltmore
    Oct 14th, 2007 at 2:29 pm

    I honestly can’t believe why the Discovery Channel would put this asshat on, and pay him as well. It’s like they’re paying some kid to poke a rattlesnake with a stick.

  5. Tara
    Oct 14th, 2007 at 2:47 pm

    Too bad it isn’t poisonous.

  6. MQQNEYES
    Oct 14th, 2007 at 2:48 pm

    I hope they show us the wound!!!

  7. Miss Curly
    Oct 14th, 2007 at 2:49 pm

    Dude, snakes BITE! No duhhhh!!!

  8. I'll go first
    Oct 14th, 2007 at 3:21 pm

    He didn’t say “backwater”, Dim67, he said “bat guano”. To me, even funnier!

  9. Dee
    Oct 14th, 2007 at 3:28 pm

    How many freaking times does he have to repeat “I’ve got a really bad bite!”? This guy is bloody annoying.

  10. Erik
    Oct 14th, 2007 at 3:52 pm

    just wondering….
    do you think that the bite was really that bad?
    i mean….i’m just not sure after seeing the whole clip…..i might have to hear him say it another few hundred times to make sure.

  11. MrPumpernickel
    Oct 14th, 2007 at 4:04 pm

    Haha! HAHAHA! MWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

    Man, THAT’S humor!

  12. Levi
    Oct 14th, 2007 at 5:06 pm

    hehe… he got a bad bite… whoa!!!

  13. Nora
    Oct 14th, 2007 at 5:09 pm

    I wonder if he was freaking out more because he knew the risks of swimming in 3′rd world caves filled with guano enriched water? That would make me nervous.
    It could set you up for some nasty infections.

    If it was for the snake bite by itself then, omg total pansy. This guy must live a pampered life off camera.

  14. jodie
    Oct 14th, 2007 at 5:10 pm

    what a freakin’ clown. seriously, what did they expect to happen? i, too am left wondering if the bite was bad or not….

    note: i thought he said “backwater” too – but it’s definitely “bat guano”. which makes perfect sense, what with all the bats flying around. yet another reason not to be screwing around down there. no sympathy – just laughs for this loud-mouthed dork. he was annoying even before he got bit.

  15. HaricotVert
    Oct 14th, 2007 at 7:25 pm

    I think he has a really bad bite.

  16. özi
    Oct 14th, 2007 at 7:43 pm

    lets all repeat: i got a bad bite. i got a bad bite. i got a bad bite. i got a bad bite. i got a bad bite. i got a bad bite. i got a bad bite. i got a bad bite. i got a bad bite. i got a bad bite. i got a bad bite. i got a bad bite. i got a bad bite. i got a bad bite. i got a bad bite. i got a bad bite. i got a bad bite. i got a bad bite. i got a bad bite. i got a bad bite.

    thank you.

  17. L.C.
    Oct 15th, 2007 at 12:51 am

    What a moron…too bad it wont take him outta the gene pool….

  18. Adam Stanhope
    Oct 15th, 2007 at 1:03 am

    Once bitten, forever smitten?

  19. MQQNEYES
    Oct 15th, 2007 at 8:40 am

    Saw the whole episdode last night on TV…..that cave was disgusting…….and for that bite……..it was bad!! He’s lucky an infection didnt take his leg.

  20. murre
    Oct 15th, 2007 at 9:29 am

    He would’ve deserved a Darwin Award… if he had died.

  21. tinfoil
    Oct 15th, 2007 at 12:38 pm

    To: National Geographic
    From: Me

    WHERE is the wound? I sat through him saying I’ve Got A Really Bad Bite some seven hundred and eighty one times to see flesh and tendon hanging off of bone only to be denied, much the way that Toronto Maple Leafs denied the Ottawa Senators oh those many times in the late 90′s and early 00′s.

    Bah.

    Now, I’ve seen some pythons in the past (though mostly just my vast biceps) and that one didn’t look terribly large. Still, I was bitten by a garter snake one right in the soft, fleshy bit between the thumb and the rest of the hand and I’m pretty certain I cried like a 4 year old girl. Which I was not.

  22. Tom
    Oct 15th, 2007 at 4:19 pm

    did this remind anyone else of the garbage-disposal scene in Star Wars?

  23. Q
    Oct 15th, 2007 at 8:17 pm

    Do you think maybe he was bitten? It got him got him good -this is almost as funny as the katana accident on you tube– http://youtube.com/watch?v=z18X1jmj15w

  24. The Dr. Barr Vortex of Death
    Oct 19th, 2007 at 8:49 pm

    I think you are all idiots, for starters, it’s National Geographic not Discovery…

    I can assure you a person in this line of business does NOT live a pampered life, sure they are compensated well; but spending nine months a year doing this is not something you could do Nora…Idiot

    All of you should be bitten by a python in a cave in Indonesia. I’m sure you would give us a lot more reasons to laugh…pansies.

    I have seen video of this man catching a Cobra because it was after the same crock eggs in a cave he was going after. That’s survival at it’s best. Know what you are talking about. Everyone’s a critic.

    Oh and by the way…Apparently Steve Irwin is actually no Dr. Barr after all at least he’s still alive. God rest Steves soul.

  25. Stacy
    Oct 21st, 2007 at 2:39 pm

    Dr. Barr was actually doing scientific research on how snakes survive such a hostile environment. It’s actually pretty amazing. He wasn’t just screwing with snakes just to screw with them. Sometimes this kind of work requires getting hands on with dangerous animals… comes with the territory.

  26. Adam Stanhope
    Oct 21st, 2007 at 3:01 pm

    If I’d been there, I would have cut the snake up with a shovel.

  27. mortis
    Dec 13th, 2007 at 4:59 am

    brady barr maybe knows something (not sure what) about animals. his personallity on tv so annoying that i want to smash the tv so i wont have to see or hear how stupid he sounds. this jerk isnt good enough to lick steve’s shoe. alltho im not sure if anyone can replace steve and his amazing why he was with all animals. i hope nat geo wises up and gets someone with a far better personallity the this clown.

  28. suzanne grover
    Dec 15th, 2007 at 9:01 pm

    Barr can be a tad emotional, but I’ve grown fond of his persona — and he does indeed know his stuff. I deal with wild animals all the time, and I must say if I got the bite he did, I’d scream like a 6-year old. I think he’s charming in his own — for those who don’t, just change the channel, folks.

  29. cindy
    Jan 2nd, 2008 at 7:54 pm

    there is alot more to Dr. Brady Barr than most know. He has a Ph.D. in Biology and is also the first scientist ever to capture and study all 23 species of crocs in the wild and help preserve them in their habitat. No easy achievement by any means! He has worked for Nat Geo as their resident herpetologist for over ten years with over 60 films and TV shows under his belt. He is also a member of the Endangered Species Coalition of the Council of State Governments. This all is just a small portion of his achievements too. As for the python bite. It bit him on his left leg right below his rear end. Pythons have four rows of recurved teeth on top and two on bottom. That is alot of teeth and alot of hurt no matter the size of the python. They don’t just bite and let go. Those teeth are recurved to hang on to prey and they can do alot of damage. I saw Mr. Barr’s bite and it was really bad and he had to worry about infection too because of the bat guano he was in.

  30. connie
    Jan 24th, 2008 at 11:05 am

    In the eyes of my son brady barr can do nothing wrong, he is his hero.

  31. Norman
    Jul 25th, 2008 at 6:15 am

    Oh Cindy, you are Sooooooooo in love with Brady. Give me a break. It is COMMON for large constrictors to go into caves and other dark places that would APPEAR as very inhospitable environments to humans to digest meals and rest.

    I don’t care if Brady boy has 10 PhDs, anyone who goes into a cave, in bat guano filled water and grops around with his bare hand try to “find the head” got exactly what he deserved. The snake was just minding it’s own business and the idiot provoked it.

    I doubt seriously from these made for TV antics that Brady buy was doing any serious scientific research on how snakes survive in harsh environments.

    Bur some people will buy anything, especially when they are in love. So pathetic.

  32. max
    Oct 2nd, 2008 at 11:25 pm

    you all are dumb asses he was doing scientific research and he wanted to catch a python and pythons are extremely strong if he wanted to collect any blood samples or anything from it he had to catch it and maybe he was makeing mistakes grabbing it by the tail at first but he was really wanting to catch it and was happy when he found it, everybody makes mistakes. and if you were bitten by a snake that big you probably would have screamed to. yes I admit him repeating I’ve got a bad bite was pretty anoying but when someones in that much pain they try to find something to keep there mind off of the pain weather its laughing,yelling,cursing,etc. he kept repeating I’ve got a bad bite to keep his mind off the pain and he probably wasnt concious of what he was saying at the time. its common sense. I’m really getting sick of all these bad comments critizing peoples videos. and people who leave these comments usally think there smart. if these people were truly smart they would find more constructive things to do with there time instead of critizing others. Im just posting this because I write blogs and I make money doing it. This is my job or more of practice for becomeing a better writer or blogger.

  33. engy
    Sep 30th, 2009 at 7:47 am

    Dr.Brady Barr is a very nice guy :D he has nerves of steel!!he was also trying to get that pyhton for his research(to benifit himself and you), he didn’t wanna get it just to mess with it! if you dumbheads got bitten by that python you would’ve started screaming nonstop! you people should judge yourselves before saying stupid stuff about great people!!

  34. IAnnoyed
    Sep 28th, 2010 at 12:30 am

    So it’s not just me. He repeats everything he says like that, must be sort sort of mental disorder. What I hate about this troglodyte is that he doesn’t respect the animals or the environments he torments them in. NOT ‘science’ like he says as far as I’m concerned. Just an ahole with the personality of a 4 yr old.

  35. GetReal
    Dec 6th, 2010 at 4:41 am

    Brady Barr might have a PhD, but that doesn’t mean he didn’t sell his soul when he decided to throw in with all the other SteveIrwinesque animal-abusers-for-profit (dis)gracing the “nature” channels these days. Barr is a first class idiot and yes, a total pansy. No serious researcher grabs wild pythons in caves. The only people who do that are greedy showmen posing for fake TV shows. And if you do that and then squeal like a little girl when you bet bitten, then you’re revealing your true color: pink.

    I’ve been bitten by a python twice that size (which is, far from being a badge of honor, really a negative mark on my record as a snake keeper and a reminder that one careless moment of stupidity while feeding a giant snake can be disastrous), but I didn’t scream like a baby, as this douchelord Barr did. I sat on the snake so it couldn’t constrict me with all of its force, waited patiently for 5 minutes for the snake to figure out I was not worth the effort and let go, then wrapped my hand in a couple of bath towels to soak up the blood and calmly took myself to the hospital. Of course, I wasn’t being paid to act like damned fool.

    Barr is the douchiest of douches, taking credit he doesn’t deserve, bossing the “help” around like slaves, hamming it up for the cameras while needlessly harrassing animals. He belongs in a circus where such buffoon behavior is expected. Steve Irwin finally got what he asked for. I’m looking forward to the day “Dr.” Barr gets his just reward. He’s stupid AND he treats animals like playthings, so it’s only a matter of time.

  36. Loosers All Over
    Jan 23rd, 2011 at 1:36 am

    You All Looserssssss Talking About Something You Dont Know Of. You Guys Are The One Whos Sitting Behind Their Computer Like Chickenssssss. At Least Braddy Is Out Their Showing Us Snakesss


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