The Office Stash: Camouflaged Beer and Alcohol Storage

• Greg
  September 14th, 2007 at 3:00 pm

  Friggin’ alcoholics. What? You can’t go EIGHT hours without a drink? Hope you get caught. And fired.

• Phillip
  September 14th, 2007 at 3:10 pm

  Greg, if I were your alcoholic father I’d slap you for being a douche.

• Matt
  September 14th, 2007 at 3:10 pm

  Greg, if I worked with someone as humorless as you I’d need a drink every eight MINUTES

• BelchSpeak
  September 14th, 2007 at 3:35 pm

  Brilliant! Its like something right out of the Hair Bear Bunch’s Cave. too obscure?

• Bryan
  September 14th, 2007 at 3:44 pm

  Halp! It’s The Hair Bear Bunch!

  Fortunately, I work in an office that’s pretty laid back. I don’t drink on the job (it just seems like a good way to wind up mouthing off to a VP) but last week, after stopping at the package store on my lunch break, I had a fifth of Scotch sitting on my desk and nobody got bent.

• jenny
  September 14th, 2007 at 5:04 pm

  yeah greg - if you’re such a great damn worker, then don’t consult the friggin red binder. Go to the employee handbook with the rest of the douchebags.

• Marina
  September 14th, 2007 at 5:07 pm

  Greg are you 16?

• Some crazy dork
  September 14th, 2007 at 5:41 pm

  Yeah, I don’t drink alcohol, but I think this is a funny article. I don’t think is an alcoholic thing… just a funny thing.

• VonSkippy
  September 14th, 2007 at 5:46 pm

  Wow, you boozer’s get a bit touchy when people mention your bottle.

• ted
  September 14th, 2007 at 8:09 pm

  I have to admit I found it mildly humorous, then kinda sad.

  The reaction to Greg’s comment did seem a little vicious.

  Maybe that’s why the afternoon commute is so crazy - all the drunk drivers coming home.

• Diogenes
  September 14th, 2007 at 8:13 pm

  man! and to think all these years I had been hiding my work drinks in my stomach and unexpected slurry outbursts I blamed on a rare hereditary disease. Co-workers thought they liked me for my excentric behaviors which added variety to their boring ass jobs, but it truth I was secretly smashed!.

• chudez
  September 14th, 2007 at 8:37 pm

  hey greg,

  just some honest to goodness, no BS, hope-this-will-improve-your-life, take it or leave it, it’s my two cents advice: lighten up

• Ry
  September 14th, 2007 at 9:33 pm

  We just kept a beer keg right in the test lab when I worked at Citrix. You did have to hide it, just chip in.

• anonymous boxer
  September 14th, 2007 at 9:51 pm

  Oh good lord. This is hysterical.

• eternity
  September 18th, 2007 at 9:53 am

  great idea, putting it in practice tomorrow, any suggestions what to call the folder- emergency procedures?, perhaps- staff development?

• willow
  October 12th, 2007 at 12:04 pm

  For what it’s worth, all of you need to “lighten up”. I certainly hope this is a real joke and not something actually put to use. As a person who rarely drinks alcohol, it is humerous, but obviously sad that most of you all think it is really CooL. I agree with Greg — get a work life, not an alcoholic life.

• souP
  January 2nd, 2008 at 2:18 pm

  I second greg. To his defense, since when has drinking become a requirement to being relaxed and cheerful? You guys are so blind with your beer bottles that you have no idea how others enjoy their life without it. And that bothers you? So go ahead force down your shots so you can gain enough courage or should I say, lose enough sense of mind to be relaxed.

• hmmm
  April 11th, 2008 at 10:24 am

  These people are hiding it at work. Just think of all the bottles and cans they’re hiding at home.

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