I am sorry that you were sent to the pound for the broken lamp that you did not break, for the missing fish that you did not eat and for the wet carpet that you did not wet.
Things at the house are a lot calmer now and to show you that I have no hard feelings, I am sending you this picture so that you’ll always remember me.
[Note: yes, this is old - so old that old should actually be spelled AULD. This hilarious bit of Internet lore circulated around 2002/2003. The cat's name is (supposedly) Anvil, and I suspect a little bit of photoshoppery was involved]
Rediscovered by Funny World Page - Thanks Rider!