The Laws of Cat Physics.

Posted by Miss Cellania in Animal on July 23, 2007 at 7:46 am


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Law of Cat Acceleration
A cat will accelerate at a constant rate, until he gets good and ready to stop.

Law of Cat Embarrassment
A cat’s irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter.

Law of Milk Consumption
A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared, just to show you he can.

Law of Furniture Replacement
A cat’s desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture.

Law of Cat Composition
A cat is composed of “Matter” plus “Anti-Matter” plus “It Doesn’t Matter”.

There are lots more laws. They make perfect sense to cats and people who live with cats. Link -via the Presurfer

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4 comments to "The Laws of Cat Physics."

  1. TubbyCat
    July 23rd, 2007 at 8:28 am

    "They make perfect sense to cats and people who live with cats."

    Aww.. You missed the best cheesy line ever.

    It's purrrfect!

  2. Johnny Cat
    July 23rd, 2007 at 11:10 am

    Favs:

    Law of Cat Sleeping
    All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved as is possible for the cat.

    Law of Rug Configuration
    No rug may remain in its naturally flat state for very long.

  3. Laura
    July 23rd, 2007 at 12:57 pm

    My friend said it best:

    Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff.

  4. ted
    July 23rd, 2007 at 7:04 pm

    Cat Composition?
    What about the Law of Cat Decomposition?


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