Geek Quotes.

The Board of Wisdom has a neat collection of geek quotes and sayings, for example:

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0

Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."

I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code

The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be.

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

Link - via Dion's Random Ramblings (Image from Kaosb [Flickr])

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