First!




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Posted on April 5, 2007 at 12:34 pm by Adam Stanhope
Category: Blog & Internet, Video Clips



184 Comments to "First!"

  • Jason
    April 5th, 2007 at 12:36 pm

    FIRST!

  • astanhope
    April 5th, 2007 at 12:38 pm

    Jason: Your comment came in less than two minutes after I posted this!

    First, indeed, my friend!

  • Jesse
    April 5th, 2007 at 12:40 pm

    FIRST!

  • Jason
    April 5th, 2007 at 12:40 pm

    Yah I have absolutley nothing to do at work today… except be the first.

  • Jesse
    April 5th, 2007 at 12:40 pm

    damn i missed

  • D
    April 5th, 2007 at 12:41 pm

    18th! Wait.

  • biltmore
    April 5th, 2007 at 12:56 pm

    Firrrst!

  • Nate
    April 5th, 2007 at 1:39 pm

    EIGHTH!

  • PuffyJacket
    April 5th, 2007 at 2:01 pm

    Frist!

    Actually, he’s right. Without that “first” post, there would be no second. Deep.

  • Alex
    April 5th, 2007 at 2:11 pm

    Why is he wearing a snowsuit inside a room? Maybe he should first pay his heating bill…

  • Kissing Grandmas
    April 5th, 2007 at 2:23 pm

    Eleventh!

  • mofongo
    April 5th, 2007 at 2:23 pm

    11!! That is first TWICE. I WIN AT LIFE!!1!

  • mofongo
    April 5th, 2007 at 2:23 pm

    FACK!

  • Enric
    April 5th, 2007 at 2:31 pm

    Some #

  • Tom
    April 5th, 2007 at 2:34 pm

    Are you Merlin Mann’s younger brother?

  • hermit_man
    April 5th, 2007 at 2:37 pm

    Oh fooey. 16

  • astanhope
    April 5th, 2007 at 2:39 pm

    You must live somewhere warm, Alex.

    Us northern-folk who live in old houses have trouble heating all of the rooms sometimes.

  • MisterTrilby
    April 5th, 2007 at 2:50 pm

    EIGHTEENTH!!!111

  • chuck
    April 5th, 2007 at 3:01 pm

    Number!

  • Pedro10
    April 5th, 2007 at 3:12 pm

    I think it’s time for us first-posters to move on and search for LAST.

  • Trotta
    April 5th, 2007 at 4:01 pm

    FIRST!

    Ok, I know I ain’t no first poster, but I just wanted to post that: FIRST! Ha!

    Hey, what do you know, I feel better already.

  • Alex
    April 5th, 2007 at 4:25 pm

    Silliness. :)

  • shush face
    April 5th, 2007 at 4:31 pm

    TWENTY SECOND!

  • [deleted]
    April 5th, 2007 at 4:32 pm

    LAST!

  • v.dog
    April 5th, 2007 at 4:47 pm

    wrong.

  • Choc Latai Tzvi
    April 5th, 2007 at 5:20 pm

    I’m in the first 26 posts.
    I’m the first chocolate messiah.

  • Elana
    April 5th, 2007 at 5:34 pm

    LAST!

  • secret man agent
    April 5th, 2007 at 5:43 pm

    EVEN MORE LAST

  • Moon
    April 5th, 2007 at 5:52 pm

    LASTER THAN LAST!

  • Aramax
    April 5th, 2007 at 6:02 pm

    People who post first gets all the lady. It’s a fact.

    But seriously, when you post a comment on a popular video or something and you’re the first to do so, chance are your comment will be the most read comment in that group of comments.

    I can’t tell you how it feel to be the first to reply to something that will become really popular in the future because it just never happens… but if it does happen try to put in some content.

    KayThanksBai.

  • maddie
    April 5th, 2007 at 7:37 pm

    Whoo hoo!! i posted!!! 30th is the best

  • maddie
    April 5th, 2007 at 7:38 pm

    i mean 32nd

  • Ant
    April 5th, 2007 at 8:44 pm

    33rd!

  • rek
    April 5th, 2007 at 8:54 pm

    People who clamour to post ‘first’ should be shot. All comments that contain “first” is more than 50% of the content should be treated as spam.

    I remember when Internet was fun and good. Now it’s teh intarwub, and it’s not so good.

  • Lala
    April 5th, 2007 at 9:38 pm

    THIRTY FIFTH! :)

  • secret man agent
    April 5th, 2007 at 9:53 pm

    36

    _>

    SUPREME LASTEST!

  • Matthew
    April 6th, 2007 at 12:12 am

    πst!

  • astanhope
    April 6th, 2007 at 12:22 am

    +1

  • drunkard
    April 6th, 2007 at 12:24 am

    If i wasn’t so busy beating my wife I could have been first. Damnit.

  • Zach
    April 6th, 2007 at 1:41 am

    Please tell me this is satire :] lol

    In response to 30.
    No one has gone down in history saying “First”, people have by replying with insightful comments. Therefor, being first on a post with an insightful comment, easily trumps “First”.

  • jimbo
    April 6th, 2007 at 5:50 am

    (forty) FIRST!!!

  • ted
    April 6th, 2007 at 6:34 am

    Clever way to present it; too bad he couldn’t help laughing halfway through it.

    The trouble with insightful comments is you have to sift through all that other rubbish to get to them.

    We should have everybody use a special symbol. Then you can locate the insightful comments quickly, or with the search function.

    That way the insightful people will win out over the Firsters, who always fill up the first page of any comments section.

  • Tim
    April 6th, 2007 at 6:53 am

    NULL-st

  • Phil
    April 6th, 2007 at 8:43 am

    I’m altering my blog software to always post a comment with “first” as the comment every time I post an entry.

  • astanhope
    April 6th, 2007 at 8:46 am

    hehe

  • walkathon
    April 6th, 2007 at 9:02 am

    Yes. Ain’t It Cool’s entire user base, finally revealed.

  • Anita
    April 6th, 2007 at 10:27 am

    Imagine if everyone who read blogs commented, but only wrote their post #. Ah, how much simpler the world would be.

    Or better yet, show up to a party way early, yell FIRST when you get there, then every time someone shows up, yell FIRST! but then hide in a corner until someone else arrives. You’d be a hoot. ;)

  • Devin Esterbrook
    April 6th, 2007 at 10:45 am

    Schfiftyfive Schfiftyfive Schfiftyfive
    http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/schfiftyfive.php

  • Kuwaiti
    April 6th, 2007 at 12:52 pm

    not the First!!

  • blaCkmamBa
    April 6th, 2007 at 3:34 pm

    50?

  • Longboxes
    April 6th, 2007 at 4:29 pm

    My greatest join in life is to laugh at those who post “FIRST!”, and yet are not first. “Ha!” I laugh, “what a douche” I mutter.

  • Zoe
    April 6th, 2007 at 4:55 pm

    FIFTY SECOND

  • Sidd
    April 6th, 2007 at 5:17 pm

    fidy thr33 f00lz

  • whodatdare
    April 6th, 2007 at 5:31 pm

    get a life man, seriously

  • wompwomp
    April 6th, 2007 at 5:55 pm

    55th

    necessary!

  • guy guyerson
    April 6th, 2007 at 6:52 pm

    ur mom was my first

  • Gordon
    April 6th, 2007 at 7:08 pm

    @Longboxes - my greatest JOY in life is to laugh at those who have a typo in their “my greatest joy in life” comment.

    “What a douche” I mutter.

  • Charles
    April 6th, 2007 at 8:10 pm

    (58 - 1) - 56 = x
    (57) - 56 = x
    1 = x

    X = FIRST!!!!!!!!

  • Jarjar
    April 6th, 2007 at 11:26 pm

    LAST!!!

  • turtles4life
    April 7th, 2007 at 12:51 am

    WORD

  • KuRRopTsaki Ichigo !!!!!
    April 7th, 2007 at 5:03 am

    pff Sif he’s an artist. What a Nooblah, he had to type first for every comment, if that’s all he does in life, he coulda just copied ‘first’ and pasted it in every video.

  • Lasse Lillebakken
    April 7th, 2007 at 6:19 am

    I wonder what kind of mood first-poster gets in, when he posts first, then he finds that someone has already posted first.

    Does he cry? Does he choke himself to death by shoving his keyboard down his fucking throat?

  • ???
    April 7th, 2007 at 8:10 am

    what a waste of life

  • o.O
    April 7th, 2007 at 8:14 am

    SIXTY THIRD!!!

  • Nuclearwinter
    April 7th, 2007 at 8:16 am

    SIXTYTHIRD!

  • eatingfish"
    April 7th, 2007 at 8:43 am

    he’s wasting time writing “first”
    seems like he doesnt have anything to do
    other than wanting to write…
    FIRST!
    FIRST!
    FIRST!

  • Amanda
    April 7th, 2007 at 8:49 am

    Why is this guy dressed like he’s going skiing or something? He’s inside…well, whatever.

  • Zero!
    April 7th, 2007 at 9:19 am

    67th!!
    u should get payed lol

  • lou
    April 7th, 2007 at 9:31 am

    68th…get in!!

  • juan_kerr
    April 7th, 2007 at 9:46 am

    WOW! it must be sooooooooo nice not to have a job, to be living with your parents at 30, and to be a burden on society, so you waste all day on the internet posting “FIRST!!” everywhere.

  • quint
    April 7th, 2007 at 10:51 am

    you are GAY!!!!! die die die

  • Nathanmini
    April 7th, 2007 at 11:18 am

    why does this video make me want to punch him O_o
    must…. resist …. violent… FUCK IT! *punches him*

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    April 7th, 2007 at 12:10 pm

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  • Bulldog769
    April 7th, 2007 at 12:40 pm

    LAST!

  • Nuclear Winter...12
    April 7th, 2007 at 12:54 pm

    LAST

  • bad baby
    April 7th, 2007 at 12:58 pm

    75th bitches

  • Jeff
    April 7th, 2007 at 1:05 pm

    One is the lonliest number, thus, NOT FIRST!!!!

  • Dennise
    April 7th, 2007 at 1:07 pm

    LMAO love it:P
    just was lacking a soundtrack. I propose ‘Lust for Life’ by Iggy Pop, I was playing it with the video, and came out great :D

  • Emy
    April 7th, 2007 at 1:29 pm

    Oh Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 78!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ROCK!!!! lol

  • /)
    April 7th, 2007 at 1:51 pm

    79th

  • Me
    April 7th, 2007 at 1:58 pm

    Hmmm what a loser, it’s a shame people can’t write more insightful responces.

  • bad baby69
    April 7th, 2007 at 2:08 pm

    Eighty-firrrrrst!

  • nicolette
    April 7th, 2007 at 2:09 pm

    eighty-second ;-o

    ohh i pwn

  • DMDekoth
    April 7th, 2007 at 2:23 pm

    I’m just glad many websites are just deleting first posts.

  • me
    April 7th, 2007 at 2:57 pm

    last?

  • Krista
    April 7th, 2007 at 2:58 pm

    THAT GUY IS HOOOOOT!!!

  • D
    April 7th, 2007 at 3:30 pm

    nice

  • shadow50001
    April 7th, 2007 at 5:32 pm

    LAST!!!

    sorry I had to ^_^

  • FIRST
    April 7th, 2007 at 7:15 pm

    LAST!

    DON’T TRAY TO 1 UP ME!

    IMA SPAM THIS SHIT WITH LAST!

  • Dmydrlng
    April 7th, 2007 at 8:28 pm

    This is the only name you will find me under.

    And now my quest has begun.

    Don’t look for me, I’ll find you.

    Fuck First!

  • Last Boi
    April 7th, 2007 at 8:43 pm

    LAST Bitches

  • johncrb
    April 7th, 2007 at 8:49 pm

    this is the stupidest thing i have ever heard. this guy needs to get a damn life.

  • meep
    April 7th, 2007 at 10:00 pm

    92nd!

  • Jalena
    April 7th, 2007 at 10:02 pm

    Wow.
    That guy is insane. lol
    Well, I’m definitely not first, but, i’m like….92nd or so. lol!

    Eh.
    If you’re going to use up so much time being first, why not get paid to do it?
    …eh.

    ^_^
    Good luck with that

  • 123456789
    April 8th, 2007 at 12:42 am

    LAST!!!!

  • Meep
    April 8th, 2007 at 12:56 am

    ^ Is not the last

  • dasd52000
    April 8th, 2007 at 1:47 am

    if u aint first ur last

  • OMFG
    April 8th, 2007 at 7:20 am

    OMFG IM 98TH

  • OMFG
    April 8th, 2007 at 7:21 am

    OMFG AND 99TH

  • OMFG
    April 8th, 2007 at 7:22 am

    OMFG AND 100TH BEAT THAT BITCHES

  • HOOSHA
    April 8th, 2007 at 7:25 am

    Even 100th!

  • Monkey
    April 8th, 2007 at 10:43 am

    One hundred and FIRST!

  • Toe Knee
    April 8th, 2007 at 10:54 am

    And the Bible says the first will be last and the last will be first.

  • meepo
    April 8th, 2007 at 1:04 pm

    AWWW! i guess i wasnt 92nd. damn u john! u took my rightful spot.

  • meepo
    April 8th, 2007 at 1:11 pm

    wow, did anyone notice that alot of people who said 30th or w/e got it wrong? check comments 12, 23, 31, 64, 65, 68, 69, 76, 80, 82, 83, 93, and 102.

  • me
    April 8th, 2007 at 1:57 pm

    LAST! (for a little bit but w/e)

  • Dynamic_Entry
    April 8th, 2007 at 2:01 pm

    He looks like the laughing man.

  • veksten
    April 8th, 2007 at 2:04 pm

    Meepo, that you read all comments, and noticed every mistake is fucking unbelievable…

  • "$_phpinfo();"
    April 8th, 2007 at 2:51 pm

    FIRST!

  • förXhelvete
    April 8th, 2007 at 7:26 pm

    To post first and make a thing out of it is a great idea, I’ll give you that. But how does the idea evolve from that? Will you ever try to better yourself and if so how? Posting last should be a harder challange and THAT would in deed be a greater idea. Final word wins.

  • Bad Baby 2
    April 8th, 2007 at 7:43 pm

    One Hundred Eleven Bitches!!!!

  • SirJohn
    April 8th, 2007 at 8:45 pm

    112!

  • mimiko
    April 8th, 2007 at 10:33 pm

    113!

  • gus_
    April 8th, 2007 at 10:33 pm

    last!

  • joeboe
    April 9th, 2007 at 12:58 am

    LAST!

  • scarabic
    April 9th, 2007 at 1:42 am

    that was very, very satisfying

  • Neagle
    April 9th, 2007 at 2:41 am

    Wow, what a tosser! Did this guy actually fill an empty Bud bottle with water?

  • FIST
    April 9th, 2007 at 4:04 am

    First: You should buy a heater before two monitors.
    Second: Throw to the sweepings your sweated shelter.
    Third: To look for a goal in the life, for example, take a bath once a week, to have a sodomita dog, a fat girlfriend, an invisible friend, etc

  • THEFIRSTPOSTER
    April 9th, 2007 at 7:01 am

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  • yourock
    April 9th, 2007 at 9:18 am

    last fo’ sho’

  • yourock
    April 9th, 2007 at 9:49 am

    FIRST

  • sumeet
    April 9th, 2007 at 10:31 am

    he’ll pop some girl’s cherry and scream out FIRST!!

  • sumeet
    April 9th, 2007 at 10:32 am

    (Zanarkand) he’ll pop some girl’s cherry and scream out FIRST!!

  • crazy dude 76
    April 9th, 2007 at 11:31 am

    TSRIF

  • puffyjacket45
    April 9th, 2007 at 3:55 pm

    relax

  • Oly
    April 9th, 2007 at 4:52 pm

    Lets start a new legacy…a one without the first person, we will skip to second, and delete the second! And so on and so forth, the first shall be, the worst.

  • kid_w/_opinion260!
    April 9th, 2007 at 9:03 pm

    oh fun… more mindless things to do on the internet…just what America needs.

  • EMTgodess
    April 9th, 2007 at 11:39 pm

    I love this clip.Its awesome,Plus he really cute so thats even better

  • 129
    April 10th, 2007 at 10:46 am

    129th

  • emgee
    April 11th, 2007 at 1:38 am

    onehundredandthirtiest

  • krazyhacker
    April 11th, 2007 at 6:53 am

    one hundred and thirty FIRST!

  • Bla Bla Bla
    April 11th, 2007 at 10:33 am

    I’m the one hundred and thirty second.
    I mean, the first, the third and the second.

    This guy is as idiot as all the f*cking americans.

  • dirt
    April 11th, 2007 at 3:35 pm

    that sarcastic dude is making fun of first posters,i cant believe some people don’t get that.morons

  • Felicity
    April 11th, 2007 at 10:51 pm

    wow 134th.. i was so close though :(

  • praetorius
    April 11th, 2007 at 11:20 pm

    20,573,157th!!!!!!!!

    heh

    LAST!!!!

  • Tony G
    April 12th, 2007 at 10:59 am

    Nonono, I’m LAST!

  • The One-Eyed Hobo
    April 13th, 2007 at 5:34 pm

    What the hell is up with the jacket?

  • astanhope
    April 13th, 2007 at 6:04 pm

    I don’t want to rub this in all of your faces, but…

    Since I took the time to post this, I am constitutionally bound to be in FIRST place.

    Don’t forget it.

  • b,zdx/.db
    April 13th, 2007 at 9:39 pm

    140! i need a job like that!

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    April 13th, 2007 at 9:44 pm

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  • Alex
    April 14th, 2007 at 1:06 am

    Strange, strange, strange that this post got legs.

  • First
    April 14th, 2007 at 9:07 am

    First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First

  • First
    April 14th, 2007 at 6:59 pm
  • tina
    April 15th, 2007 at 5:10 pm

    143!

  • tina
    April 15th, 2007 at 5:11 pm

    and that was gay lol nd 144

  • Damian
    April 17th, 2007 at 10:57 am

    LAST!

  • e from poland
    April 17th, 2007 at 3:08 pm

    without the 147th post there wouldn’t be a 148th one so… i’m an artist too

  • e from poland
    April 17th, 2007 at 3:09 pm

    b,zdx/.db - I love your work

  • tom
    April 17th, 2007 at 10:17 pm

    you are all horrible people

    oh how i love it

  • Rod
    April 19th, 2007 at 7:35 am

    I’m almost the last one! Yeah! It’s a filosophy

  • ellie higgenbottom
    April 20th, 2007 at 9:22 pm

    “first” doesn’t sound like a word anymore. O.o

  • dude
    April 22nd, 2007 at 2:28 am

    one hundred and fifty second!

  • Amanda
    April 23rd, 2007 at 7:41 pm

    i love this video:D

  • Motorcycle Guy
    April 25th, 2007 at 6:42 pm

    Haha where was Damninteresting. Also lol at golden shower 14.

  • lolla
    April 29th, 2007 at 8:33 pm

    Last

  • lolla
    April 29th, 2007 at 8:34 pm

    LAAAAAST AGAIN!!!!! MOAHAHAHA

  • The Dakta
    May 2nd, 2007 at 12:30 am

    it iz vedy inta rezting I vonder iv I may git a lucky numba

  • The Dakta
    May 2nd, 2007 at 12:33 am

    bummer dude it looks like 159 is getting skipped

  • skippy
    May 2nd, 2007 at 12:33 am

    just skip me

  • The Dakta
    May 2nd, 2007 at 12:35 am

    poor poor poor little 159 he tried so hard bless his digits

  • James
    May 5th, 2007 at 5:26 am

    Oh for fuck’s sake…

  • willem
    May 13th, 2007 at 7:50 am

    162nd!

  • megan
    May 14th, 2007 at 4:20 pm

    umm… not first but i am 163rd so im sort of the third one to come after the first and seccond one only im not seccond but i am the seccond # after seccond only im not seccond im third. but im not the third of the fist ones im the third of the 60’s so yay third!!! lmao…

    THIRD!!! or ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY THIRD!!!!!!!W00T

  • megan
    May 14th, 2007 at 4:32 pm

    ahahah have i lost you yet??…no well maybee this will help i am now the 164th poster witch is the FIRST number after third thus so giving me the title of FIRST in some sort of parallell up is down universe now although in a race their is not a 4th place medal it is however the FIRST non medaled number… still following???…ok so forth technically isnt FIRST in most cases but my FIRST birthday party was when i tuned 4! also forth is in some ways better then FIRST such as 4 FIRSTS in 4. or forth time doing something im not getin into details u all no what i mean. but ne ways

    FORTH or ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY FORTH

    P.S. sorry for bad spelling fast typing to lazy to read over

  • piepeloentje13
    May 16th, 2007 at 9:59 am

    o that’s a good one

  • bigdick
    May 17th, 2007 at 11:12 pm

    LAST!!

  • ace
    May 24th, 2007 at 6:29 pm

    wtf lol you this is pointless i think i just got supider reading this igf thats a word i dk anything anymore wahawhawhaw everything i knows a lie my lifes worthlesss waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • ace
    May 24th, 2007 at 6:30 pm

    bye the way im last bitches mwuahahahahahah

  • Camilio-o-o
    May 26th, 2007 at 6:19 pm

    ULTIMATE SUPER MEGA LAST
    Oh, snap.

  • 170
    May 27th, 2007 at 5:23 pm

    are u really the last?

    I’ll be the last for a little while

    who knows… maybe forever ;P

  • megan