First!

1. Jason
   Apr 5th, 2007 at 12:36 pm

   FIRST!

2. astanhope
   Apr 5th, 2007 at 12:38 pm

   Jason: Your comment came in less than two minutes after I posted this!

   First, indeed, my friend!

3. Jesse
   Apr 5th, 2007 at 12:40 pm

   FIRST!

4. Jason
   Apr 5th, 2007 at 12:40 pm

   Yah I have absolutley nothing to do at work today... except be the first.

5. Jesse
   Apr 5th, 2007 at 12:40 pm

   damn i missed

6. D
   Apr 5th, 2007 at 12:41 pm

   18th! Wait.

7. biltmore
   Apr 5th, 2007 at 12:56 pm

   Firrrst!

8. Nate
   Apr 5th, 2007 at 1:39 pm

   EIGHTH!

9. PuffyJacket
   Apr 5th, 2007 at 2:01 pm

   Frist!

   Actually, he's right. Without that "first" post, there would be no second. Deep.

10. Alex
    Apr 5th, 2007 at 2:11 pm

    Why is he wearing a snowsuit inside a room? Maybe he should first pay his heating bill...

11. Kissing Grandmas
    Apr 5th, 2007 at 2:23 pm

    Eleventh!

12. mofongo
    Apr 5th, 2007 at 2:23 pm

    11!! That is first TWICE. I WIN AT LIFE!!1!

13. mofongo
    Apr 5th, 2007 at 2:23 pm

    FACK!

14. Enric
    Apr 5th, 2007 at 2:31 pm

    Some #

15. Tom
    Apr 5th, 2007 at 2:34 pm

    Are you Merlin Mann's younger brother?

16. hermit_man
    Apr 5th, 2007 at 2:37 pm

    Oh fooey. 16

17. astanhope
    Apr 5th, 2007 at 2:39 pm

    You must live somewhere warm, Alex.

    Us northern-folk who live in old houses have trouble heating all of the rooms sometimes.

18. MisterTrilby
    Apr 5th, 2007 at 2:50 pm

    EIGHTEENTH!!!111

19. chuck
    Apr 5th, 2007 at 3:01 pm

    Number!

20. Pedro10
    Apr 5th, 2007 at 3:12 pm

    I think it's time for us first-posters to move on and search for LAST.

21. Trotta
    Apr 5th, 2007 at 4:01 pm

    FIRST!

    Ok, I know I ain't no first poster, but I just wanted to post that: FIRST! Ha!

    Hey, what do you know, I feel better already.

22. Alex
    Apr 5th, 2007 at 4:25 pm

    Silliness.

23. shush face
    Apr 5th, 2007 at 4:31 pm

    TWENTY SECOND!

24. [deleted]
    Apr 5th, 2007 at 4:32 pm

    LAST!

25. v.dog
    Apr 5th, 2007 at 4:47 pm

    wrong.

26. Choc Latai Tzvi
    Apr 5th, 2007 at 5:20 pm

    I'm in the first 26 posts.
    I'm the first chocolate messiah.

27. Elana
    Apr 5th, 2007 at 5:34 pm

    LAST!

28. secret man agent
    Apr 5th, 2007 at 5:43 pm

    EVEN MORE LAST

29. Moon
    Apr 5th, 2007 at 5:52 pm

    LASTER THAN LAST!

30. Aramax
    Apr 5th, 2007 at 6:02 pm

    People who post first gets all the lady. It's a fact.

    But seriously, when you post a comment on a popular video or something and you're the first to do so, chance are your comment will be the most read comment in that group of comments.

    I can't tell you how it feel to be the first to reply to something that will become really popular in the future because it just never happens... but if it does happen try to put in some content.

    KayThanksBai.

31. maddie
    Apr 5th, 2007 at 7:37 pm

    Whoo hoo!! i posted!!! 30th is the best

32. maddie
    Apr 5th, 2007 at 7:38 pm

    i mean 32nd

33. Ant
    Apr 5th, 2007 at 8:44 pm

    33rd!

34. rek
    Apr 5th, 2007 at 8:54 pm

    People who clamour to post 'first' should be shot. All comments that contain "first" is more than 50% of the content should be treated as spam.

    I remember when Internet was fun and good. Now it's teh intarwub, and it's not so good.

35. Lala
    Apr 5th, 2007 at 9:38 pm

    THIRTY FIFTH!

36. secret man agent
    Apr 5th, 2007 at 9:53 pm

    36

    _>

    SUPREME LASTEST!

37. Matthew
    Apr 6th, 2007 at 12:12 am

    πst!

38. astanhope
    Apr 6th, 2007 at 12:22 am

    +1

39. drunkard
    Apr 6th, 2007 at 12:24 am

    If i wasn't so busy beating my wife I could have been first. Damnit.

40. Zach
    Apr 6th, 2007 at 1:41 am

    Please tell me this is satire :] lol

    In response to 30.
    No one has gone down in history saying "First", people have by replying with insightful comments. Therefor, being first on a post with an insightful comment, easily trumps "First".

41. jimbo
    Apr 6th, 2007 at 5:50 am

    (forty) FIRST!!!

42. ted
    Apr 6th, 2007 at 6:34 am

    Clever way to present it; too bad he couldn't help laughing halfway through it.

    The trouble with insightful comments is you have to sift through all that other rubbish to get to them.

    We should have everybody use a special symbol. Then you can locate the insightful comments quickly, or with the search function.

    That way the insightful people will win out over the Firsters, who always fill up the first page of any comments section.

43. Tim
    Apr 6th, 2007 at 6:53 am

    NULL-st

44. Phil
    Apr 6th, 2007 at 8:43 am

    I'm altering my blog software to always post a comment with "first" as the comment every time I post an entry.

45. astanhope
    Apr 6th, 2007 at 8:46 am

    hehe

46. walkathon
    Apr 6th, 2007 at 9:02 am

    Yes. Ain't It Cool's entire user base, finally revealed.

47. Anita
    Apr 6th, 2007 at 10:27 am

    Imagine if everyone who read blogs commented, but only wrote their post #. Ah, how much simpler the world would be.

    Or better yet, show up to a party way early, yell FIRST when you get there, then every time someone shows up, yell FIRST! but then hide in a corner until someone else arrives. You'd be a hoot.

48. Devin Esterbrook
    Apr 6th, 2007 at 10:45 am

    Schfiftyfive Schfiftyfive Schfiftyfive
    http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/schfiftyfive.php

49. Kuwaiti
    Apr 6th, 2007 at 12:52 pm

    not the First!!

50. blaCkmamBa
    Apr 6th, 2007 at 3:34 pm

    50?

51. Longboxes
    Apr 6th, 2007 at 4:29 pm

    My greatest join in life is to laugh at those who post "FIRST!", and yet are not first. "Ha!" I laugh, "what a douche" I mutter.

52. Zoe
    Apr 6th, 2007 at 4:55 pm

    FIFTY SECOND

53. Sidd
    Apr 6th, 2007 at 5:17 pm

    fidy thr33 f00lz

54. whodatdare
    Apr 6th, 2007 at 5:31 pm

    get a life man, seriously

55. wompwomp
    Apr 6th, 2007 at 5:55 pm

    55th

    necessary!

56. guy guyerson
    Apr 6th, 2007 at 6:52 pm

    ur mom was my first

57. Gordon
    Apr 6th, 2007 at 7:08 pm

    @Longboxes - my greatest JOY in life is to laugh at those who have a typo in their "my greatest joy in life" comment.

    "What a douche" I mutter.

58. Charles
    Apr 6th, 2007 at 8:10 pm

    (58 - 1) - 56 = x
    (57) - 56 = x
    1 = x

    X = FIRST!!!!!!!!

59. Jarjar
    Apr 6th, 2007 at 11:26 pm

    LAST!!!

60. turtles4life
    Apr 7th, 2007 at 12:51 am

    WORD

61. KuRRopTsaki Ichigo !!!!!
    Apr 7th, 2007 at 5:03 am

    pff Sif he's an artist. What a Nooblah, he had to type first for every comment, if that's all he does in life, he coulda just copied 'first' and pasted it in every video.

62. Lasse Lillebakken
    Apr 7th, 2007 at 6:19 am

    I wonder what kind of mood first-poster gets in, when he posts first, then he finds that someone has already posted first.

    Does he cry? Does he choke himself to death by shoving his keyboard down his fucking throat?

63. ???
    Apr 7th, 2007 at 8:10 am

    what a waste of life

64. o.O
    Apr 7th, 2007 at 8:14 am

    SIXTY THIRD!!!

65. Nuclearwinter
    Apr 7th, 2007 at 8:16 am

    SIXTYTHIRD!

66. eatingfish"
    Apr 7th, 2007 at 8:43 am

    he's wasting time writing "first"
    seems like he doesnt have anything to do
    other than wanting to write...
    FIRST!
    FIRST!
    FIRST!

67. Amanda
    Apr 7th, 2007 at 8:49 am

    Why is this guy dressed like he's going skiing or something? He's inside...well, whatever.

68. Zero!
    Apr 7th, 2007 at 9:19 am

    67th!!
    u should get payed lol

69. lou
    Apr 7th, 2007 at 9:31 am

    68th...get in!!

70. juan_kerr
    Apr 7th, 2007 at 9:46 am

    WOW! it must be sooooooooo nice not to have a job, to be living with your parents at 30, and to be a burden on society, so you waste all day on the internet posting "FIRST!!" everywhere.

71. quint
    Apr 7th, 2007 at 10:51 am

    you are GAY!!!!! die die die

72. Nathanmini
    Apr 7th, 2007 at 11:18 am

    why does this video make me want to punch him O_o
    must.... resist .... violent... FUCK IT! *punches him*

73. DoNotWant
    Apr 7th, 2007 at 12:10 pm

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74. Bulldog769
    Apr 7th, 2007 at 12:40 pm

    LAST!

75. Nuclear Winter...12
    Apr 7th, 2007 at 12:54 pm

    LAST

76. bad baby
    Apr 7th, 2007 at 12:58 pm

    75th bitches

77. Jeff
    Apr 7th, 2007 at 1:05 pm

    One is the lonliest number, thus, NOT FIRST!!!!

78. Dennise
    Apr 7th, 2007 at 1:07 pm

    LMAO love it:P
    just was lacking a soundtrack. I propose 'Lust for Life' by Iggy Pop, I was playing it with the video, and came out great

79. Emy
    Apr 7th, 2007 at 1:29 pm

    Oh Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 78!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ROCK!!!! lol

80. /)
    Apr 7th, 2007 at 1:51 pm

    79th

81. Me
    Apr 7th, 2007 at 1:58 pm

    Hmmm what a loser, it's a shame people can't write more insightful responces.

82. bad baby69
    Apr 7th, 2007 at 2:08 pm

    Eighty-firrrrrst!

83. nicolette
    Apr 7th, 2007 at 2:09 pm

    eighty-second ;-o

    ohh i pwn

84. DMDekoth
    Apr 7th, 2007 at 2:23 pm

    I'm just glad many websites are just deleting first posts.

85. me
    Apr 7th, 2007 at 2:57 pm

    last?

86. Krista
    Apr 7th, 2007 at 2:58 pm

    THAT GUY IS HOOOOOT!!!

87. D
    Apr 7th, 2007 at 3:30 pm

    nice

88. shadow50001
    Apr 7th, 2007 at 5:32 pm

    LAST!!!

    sorry I had to ^_^

89. FIRST
    Apr 7th, 2007 at 7:15 pm

    LAST!

    DON'T TRAY TO 1 UP ME!

    IMA SPAM THIS SHIT WITH LAST!

90. Dmydrlng
    Apr 7th, 2007 at 8:28 pm

    This is the only name you will find me under.

    And now my quest has begun.

    Don't look for me, I'll find you.

    Fuck First!

91. Last Boi
    Apr 7th, 2007 at 8:43 pm

    LAST Bitches

92. johncrb
    Apr 7th, 2007 at 8:49 pm

    this is the stupidest thing i have ever heard. this guy needs to get a damn life.

93. meep
    Apr 7th, 2007 at 10:00 pm

    92nd!

94. Jalena
    Apr 7th, 2007 at 10:02 pm

    Wow.
    That guy is insane. lol
    Well, I'm definitely not first, but, i'm like....92nd or so. lol!

    Eh.
    If you're going to use up so much time being first, why not get paid to do it?
    ...eh.

    ^_^
    Good luck with that

95. 123456789
    Apr 8th, 2007 at 12:42 am

    LAST!!!!

96. Meep
    Apr 8th, 2007 at 12:56 am

    ^ Is not the last

97. dasd52000
    Apr 8th, 2007 at 1:47 am

    if u aint first ur last

98. OMFG
    Apr 8th, 2007 at 7:20 am

    OMFG IM 98TH

99. OMFG
    Apr 8th, 2007 at 7:21 am

    OMFG AND 99TH

100. OMFG
     Apr 8th, 2007 at 7:22 am

     OMFG AND 100TH BEAT THAT BITCHES

101. HOOSHA
     Apr 8th, 2007 at 7:25 am

     Even 100th!

102. Monkey
     Apr 8th, 2007 at 10:43 am

     One hundred and FIRST!

103. Toe Knee
     Apr 8th, 2007 at 10:54 am

     And the Bible says the first will be last and the last will be first.

104. meepo
     Apr 8th, 2007 at 1:04 pm

     AWWW! i guess i wasnt 92nd. damn u john! u took my rightful spot.

105. meepo
     Apr 8th, 2007 at 1:11 pm

     wow, did anyone notice that alot of people who said 30th or w/e got it wrong? check comments 12, 23, 31, 64, 65, 68, 69, 76, 80, 82, 83, 93, and 102.

106. me
     Apr 8th, 2007 at 1:57 pm

     LAST! (for a little bit but w/e)

107. Dynamic_Entry
     Apr 8th, 2007 at 2:01 pm

     He looks like the laughing man.

108. veksten
     Apr 8th, 2007 at 2:04 pm

     Meepo, that you read all comments, and noticed every mistake is fucking unbelievable...

109. "$_phpinfo();"
     Apr 8th, 2007 at 2:51 pm

     FIRST!

110. förXhelvete
     Apr 8th, 2007 at 7:26 pm

     To post first and make a thing out of it is a great idea, I'll give you that. But how does the idea evolve from that? Will you ever try to better yourself and if so how? Posting last should be a harder challange and THAT would in deed be a greater idea. Final word wins.

111. Bad Baby 2
     Apr 8th, 2007 at 7:43 pm

     One Hundred Eleven Bitches!!!!

112. SirJohn
     Apr 8th, 2007 at 8:45 pm

     112!

113. mimiko
     Apr 8th, 2007 at 10:33 pm

     113!

114. gus_
     Apr 8th, 2007 at 10:33 pm

     last!

115. joeboe
     Apr 9th, 2007 at 12:58 am

     LAST!

116. scarabic
     Apr 9th, 2007 at 1:42 am

     that was very, very satisfying

117. Neagle
     Apr 9th, 2007 at 2:41 am

     Wow, what a tosser! Did this guy actually fill an empty Bud bottle with water?

118. FIST
     Apr 9th, 2007 at 4:04 am

     First: You should buy a heater before two monitors.
     Second: Throw to the sweepings your sweated shelter.
     Third: To look for a goal in the life, for example, take a bath once a week, to have a sodomita dog, a fat girlfriend, an invisible friend, etc

119. THEFIRSTPOSTER
     Apr 9th, 2007 at 7:01 am

     I AM THE REAL FIRST POSTER
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120. yourock
     Apr 9th, 2007 at 9:18 am

     last fo' sho'

121. yourock
     Apr 9th, 2007 at 9:49 am

     FIRST

122. sumeet
     Apr 9th, 2007 at 10:31 am

     he'll pop some girl's cherry and scream out FIRST!!

123. sumeet
     Apr 9th, 2007 at 10:32 am

     (Zanarkand) he'll pop some girl's cherry and scream out FIRST!!

124. crazy dude 76
     Apr 9th, 2007 at 11:31 am

     TSRIF

125. puffyjacket45
     Apr 9th, 2007 at 3:55 pm

     relax

126. Oly
     Apr 9th, 2007 at 4:52 pm

     Lets start a new legacy...a one without the first person, we will skip to second, and delete the second! And so on and so forth, the first shall be, the worst.

127. kid_w/_opinion260!
     Apr 9th, 2007 at 9:03 pm

     oh fun... more mindless things to do on the internet...just what America needs.

128. EMTgodess
     Apr 9th, 2007 at 11:39 pm

     I love this clip.Its awesome,Plus he really cute so thats even better

129. 129
     Apr 10th, 2007 at 10:46 am

     129th

130. emgee
     Apr 11th, 2007 at 1:38 am

     onehundredandthirtiest

131. krazyhacker
     Apr 11th, 2007 at 6:53 am

     one hundred and thirty FIRST!

132. Bla Bla Bla
     Apr 11th, 2007 at 10:33 am

     I'm the one hundred and thirty second.
     I mean, the first, the third and the second.

     This guy is as idiot as all the f*cking americans.

133. dirt
     Apr 11th, 2007 at 3:35 pm

     that sarcastic dude is making fun of first posters,i cant believe some people don't get that.morons

134. Felicity
     Apr 11th, 2007 at 10:51 pm

     wow 134th.. i was so close though

135. praetorius
     Apr 11th, 2007 at 11:20 pm

     20,573,157th!!!!!!!!

     heh

     LAST!!!!

136. Tony G
     Apr 12th, 2007 at 10:59 am

     Nonono, I'm LAST!

137. The One-Eyed Hobo
     Apr 13th, 2007 at 5:34 pm

     What the hell is up with the jacket?

138. astanhope
     Apr 13th, 2007 at 6:04 pm

     I don't want to rub this in all of your faces, but...

     Since I took the time to post this, I am constitutionally bound to be in FIRST place.

     Don't forget it.

139. b,zdx/.db
     Apr 13th, 2007 at 9:39 pm

     140! i need a job like that!

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     First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First First

144. tina
     Apr 15th, 2007 at 5:10 pm

     143!

145. tina
     Apr 15th, 2007 at 5:11 pm

     and that was gay lol nd 144

146. Damian
     Apr 17th, 2007 at 10:57 am

     LAST!

147. e from poland
     Apr 17th, 2007 at 3:08 pm

     without the 147th post there wouldn't be a 148th one so... i'm an artist too

148. e from poland
     Apr 17th, 2007 at 3:09 pm

     b,zdx/.db - I love your work

149. tom
     Apr 17th, 2007 at 10:17 pm

     you are all horrible people

     oh how i love it

150. Rod
     Apr 19th, 2007 at 7:35 am

     I'm almost the last one! Yeah! It's a filosophy

151. ellie higgenbottom
     Apr 20th, 2007 at 9:22 pm

     "first" doesn't sound like a word anymore. O.o

152. dude
     Apr 22nd, 2007 at 2:28 am

     one hundred and fifty second!

153. Amanda
     Apr 23rd, 2007 at 7:41 pm

     i love this video:D

154. Motorcycle Guy
     Apr 25th, 2007 at 6:42 pm

     Haha where was Damninteresting. Also lol at golden shower 14.

155. lolla
     Apr 29th, 2007 at 8:33 pm

     Last

156. lolla
     Apr 29th, 2007 at 8:34 pm

     LAAAAAST AGAIN!!!!! MOAHAHAHA

157. The Dakta
     May 2nd, 2007 at 12:30 am

     it iz vedy inta rezting I vonder iv I may git a lucky numba

158. The Dakta
     May 2nd, 2007 at 12:33 am

     bummer dude it looks like 159 is getting skipped

159. skippy
     May 2nd, 2007 at 12:33 am

     just skip me

160. The Dakta
     May 2nd, 2007 at 12:35 am

     poor poor poor little 159 he tried so hard bless his digits

161. James
     May 5th, 2007 at 5:26 am

     Oh for fuck's sake...

162. willem
     May 13th, 2007 at 7:50 am

     162nd!

163. megan
     May 14th, 2007 at 4:20 pm

     umm... not first but i am 163rd so im sort of the third one to come after the first and seccond one only im not seccond but i am the seccond # after seccond only im not seccond im third. but im not the third of the fist ones im the third of the 60's so yay third!!! lmao...
     ...
     THIRD!!! or ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY THIRD!!!!!!!W00T

164. megan
     May 14th, 2007 at 4:32 pm

     ahahah have i lost you yet??...no well maybee this will help i am now the 164th poster witch is the FIRST number after third thus so giving me the title of FIRST in some sort of parallell up is down universe now although in a race their is not a 4th place medal it is however the FIRST non medaled number... still following???...ok so forth technically isnt FIRST in most cases but my FIRST birthday party was when i tuned 4! also forth is in some ways better then FIRST such as 4 FIRSTS in 4. or forth time doing something im not getin into details u all no what i mean. but ne ways

     FORTH or ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY FORTH

     P.S. sorry for bad spelling fast typing to lazy to read over

165. piepeloentje13
     May 16th, 2007 at 9:59 am

     o that's a good one

166. bigdick
     May 17th, 2007 at 11:12 pm

     LAST!!

167. ace
     May 24th, 2007 at 6:29 pm

     wtf lol you this is pointless i think i just got supider reading this igf thats a word i dk anything anymore wahawhawhaw everything i knows a lie my lifes worthlesss waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

168. ace
     May 24th, 2007 at 6:30 pm

     bye the way im last bitches mwuahahahahahah

169. Camilio-o-o
     May 26th, 2007 at 6:19 pm

     ULTIMATE SUPER MEGA LAST
     Oh, snap.

170. 170
     May 27th, 2007 at 5:23 pm

     are u really the last?

     I'll be the last for a little while

     who knows... maybe forever ;P

171. megan
     Jun 10th, 2007 at 8:20 am

     ahaha did u miss me yea thats right and im last for now and hears a lil more to confuse you. if we did this whole posting thing backwards you no what id be FIRST muahahaha thats right oh and also at the moment i am currently 171st yea thats right FIRST what now lol.and inlight of a comment that follows one of my own my FIRST replyer to my comments yea thats right piepeloentje13 your FIRST!!lol hey did u no my FIRST comment was a FIRST! lol and to all you FIRST commentors CONGRATULATIONS your FIRST.

     muhahaaha i love myself im so clever lol
     and incase any of u r wondering who i am go to my FIRST site muahaha oh another FIRST.
     http://M3G4ND0NN3LLY.piczo.zom
     as you will note by my FIRST name. neways till next time

     FIRST...ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY FIRST

172. Lastmothatrucker
     Jul 10th, 2007 at 11:49 pm

     i am the last of my proceeders. many are before me, none behind me. i am most definatly the last person to write on this blog.

     (ps i would jump off a cliff if everyone else in the world did first and i wouldnt mind too much being last you guys who like being first go ahead)

173. gdhfsgh
     Jul 15th, 2007 at 6:27 pm

     first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

174. >_>
     Jul 15th, 2007 at 9:18 pm

     Last!

175. phoenix
     Jul 16th, 2007 at 12:33 am

     first to be number 175

176. 12
     Jul 18th, 2007 at 9:41 pm

     last

177. pedro10
     Sep 7th, 2007 at 6:35 am

     LAST

178. Jimmy Willis
     Nov 30th, 2007 at 2:24 pm

     178th!

179. marija
     Nov 30th, 2007 at 3:28 pm

     fucking bud light bad

180. peach
     Dec 1st, 2007 at 8:09 am

     I'm 180. Without a 180th poster there could not be a 181rst poster.

181. badiuk
     Dec 1st, 2007 at 9:12 am

     PIERWSZY!

182. Thisonekid
     Dec 18th, 2007 at 10:21 pm

     LAST!! Instead of saying first we should do last.lol

183. fucktard
     Mar 12th, 2008 at 8:56 pm

     STFU!!! First!

184. MyRealNameHere
     May 13th, 2008 at 8:17 pm

     Wow, dudes! I am floored that so many people actually think this guy is "lame" and/or "wasting his life". It's a joke, folks. He's being sarcastic, indeed. The best part is when he almost laughs while raising the 40(32?) of Bud Light to his lips. That was priceless. I think that this is probably just his interpretation of what he thinks the quintessential first-poster looks like. Can't be too far off, i think. It's also interesting how the comments on this evolved from people saying "first" or some variation thereof, to the actual number that they were, to then astonishingly trying to have the "last" post. What has this world come to?

     Anyway, cheers Good times.

185. ^ ^
     Jan 14th, 2009 at 7:03 am

     Definitively last!

186. hobo
     Oct 11th, 2009 at 7:05 am

     That's what you think, my friend.

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