First!


You know what to do!

FIRST!

Ok, I know I ain't no first poster, but I just wanted to post that: FIRST! Ha!

Hey, what do you know, I feel better already.
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People who post first gets all the lady. It's a fact.

But seriously, when you post a comment on a popular video or something and you're the first to do so, chance are your comment will be the most read comment in that group of comments.

I can't tell you how it feel to be the first to reply to something that will become really popular in the future because it just never happens... but if it does happen try to put in some content.

KayThanksBai.
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People who clamour to post 'first' should be shot. All comments that contain "first" is more than 50% of the content should be treated as spam.

I remember when Internet was fun and good. Now it's teh intarwub, and it's not so good.
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Please tell me this is satire :] lol

In response to 30.
No one has gone down in history saying "First", people have by replying with insightful comments. Therefor, being first on a post with an insightful comment, easily trumps "First".
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Clever way to present it; too bad he couldn't help laughing halfway through it.

The trouble with insightful comments is you have to sift through all that other rubbish to get to them.

We should have everybody use a special symbol. Then you can locate the insightful comments quickly, or with the search function.

That way the insightful people will win out over the Firsters, who always fill up the first page of any comments section.
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Imagine if everyone who read blogs commented, but only wrote their post #. Ah, how much simpler the world would be.

Or better yet, show up to a party way early, yell FIRST when you get there, then every time someone shows up, yell FIRST! but then hide in a corner until someone else arrives. You'd be a hoot. ;)
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@Longboxes - my greatest JOY in life is to laugh at those who have a typo in their "my greatest joy in life" comment.

"What a douche" I mutter.
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I wonder what kind of mood first-poster gets in, when he posts first, then he finds that someone has already posted first.

Does he cry? Does he choke himself to death by shoving his keyboard down his fucking throat?
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WOW! it must be sooooooooo nice not to have a job, to be living with your parents at 30, and to be a burden on society, so you waste all day on the internet posting "FIRST!!" everywhere.
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LMAO love it:P
just was lacking a soundtrack. I propose 'Lust for Life' by Iggy Pop, I was playing it with the video, and came out great :D
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Wow.
That guy is insane. lol
Well, I'm definitely not first, but, i'm like....92nd or so. lol!

Eh.
If you're going to use up so much time being first, why not get paid to do it?
...eh.

^_^
Good luck with that
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