God Jesus Toy Robot.

1. Xopl
   July 18th, 2006 at 1:01 pm

   It’s like a Nintendo ROB torso glued to a plastic toilet.

2. DrAwkward
   July 18th, 2006 at 2:32 pm

   What I want to know is - What is the guy on the box praying for?

3. Phoibos
   July 18th, 2006 at 3:23 pm

   Looks like he’s asking if this girl likes him … and his response “NO!” elicits a broken heart.

4. marshall
   July 18th, 2006 at 3:49 pm

   Cool! This toy is sited as the inspiration for the song “Tokyo Storm Warning” on Elvis Costello and the Attractions’ “Blood and Chocolate” album in the re-released liner notes.

5. JAG
   July 18th, 2006 at 6:41 pm

   Great, thanks for sharing this. It may be old news but I’d never heard of it, so I had myself a brand new laugh with this

6. Waaaaaaa
   July 31st, 2006 at 12:25 am

   Waaaaaaaaa

7. yayo
   December 26th, 2006 at 4:52 am

   Blasphemy, sacrilege, we should burn you to death… and the like… hahaha!

8. McShaggswell
   January 2nd, 2007 at 5:46 pm

   I want one really bad!!!

9. Xtian
   January 18th, 2007 at 10:20 am

   hmm…being a devout Catholic such as myself, I am utterly disgusted that this “toy” is nothing but a magic 8 ball yet it bears the name of “God-Jesus”. The name of the Lord should never be taken lightly as a joke or toy. I pray that whoever has one of these will surely burn in the eternal Hellfire of Gehennas.

10. Say10
    January 18th, 2007 at 10:21 am

    Shut up you freakin loser. No one cares about religion anymore….its all about money, chicks, and power. So forget all about that guy Jesus..I mean he died like what, 2000 years ago? GET OVER IT.

11. Jooish
    January 18th, 2007 at 10:23 am

    Ill go with you on the money part of it…

12. godwarrior
    May 11th, 2007 at 5:02 pm

    HE IS RISEN!

13. fatguy
    August 10th, 2007 at 7:05 pm

    Hmm…let’s see if SAY10 has the same attitude when he meets God on judgement day. where are you going to spend eternity? Smoking or non-smoking?

14. j. galt
    November 23rd, 2007 at 7:18 pm

    xtian, say10 and jooish are the same person, who apparently thinks it’s funny to make up lame stereotypical personas and argue with himself on a message board. pretty sad. just had to point out that i wasn’t fooled.

15. GodBotherer
    April 21st, 2009 at 8:23 pm

    Mecha Jesus, the smallest of the mecha Trinity has risen.
    Glory to the deathbots, for they shall inherit the Earth.

    Please come to my church every Sunday morning, share in the Eucharist of our lords metallic with some traditional meths.

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