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God Jesus Toy Robot.

By Alex in Pictures, Toy & Video Games on Jul 17, 2006 at 10:16 am


From Wikipedia:

GOD-JESUS was a 1980s toy sold in Japan, made by Bandai. The toy is in the form of a robot brandishing a Christian cross. The toy was asked a question and would give an answer in a similar way to a Magic 8-ball.

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  1. Xopl
    Jul 18th, 2006 at 1:01 pm

    It's like a Nintendo ROB torso glued to a plastic toilet.

  2. DrAwkward
    Jul 18th, 2006 at 2:32 pm

    What I want to know is - What is the guy on the box praying for?

  3. Phoibos
    Jul 18th, 2006 at 3:23 pm

    Looks like he's asking if this girl likes him ... and his response "NO!" elicits a broken heart.

  4. marshall
    Jul 18th, 2006 at 3:49 pm

    Cool! This toy is sited as the inspiration for the song "Tokyo Storm Warning" on Elvis Costello and the Attractions' "Blood and Chocolate" album in the re-released liner notes.

  5. JAG
    Jul 18th, 2006 at 6:41 pm

    Great, thanks for sharing this. It may be old news but I'd never heard of it, so I had myself a brand new laugh with this ;)

  6. Waaaaaaa
    Jul 31st, 2006 at 12:25 am

    Waaaaaaaaa

  7. yayo
    Dec 26th, 2006 at 4:52 am

    Blasphemy, sacrilege, we should burn you to death... and the like... hahaha!

  8. McShaggswell
    Jan 2nd, 2007 at 5:46 pm

    I want one really bad!!!

  9. Xtian
    Jan 18th, 2007 at 10:20 am

    hmm...being a devout Catholic such as myself, I am utterly disgusted that this "toy" is nothing but a magic 8 ball yet it bears the name of "God-Jesus". The name of the Lord should never be taken lightly as a joke or toy. I pray that whoever has one of these will surely burn in the eternal Hellfire of Gehennas.

  10. Say10
    Jan 18th, 2007 at 10:21 am

    Shut up you freakin loser. No one cares about religion anymore....its all about money, chicks, and power. So forget all about that guy Jesus..I mean he died like what, 2000 years ago? GET OVER IT.

  11. Jooish
    Jan 18th, 2007 at 10:23 am

    Ill go with you on the money part of it...

  12. godwarrior
    May 11th, 2007 at 5:02 pm

    HE IS RISEN!

  13. fatguy
    Aug 10th, 2007 at 7:05 pm

    Hmm...let's see if SAY10 has the same attitude when he meets God on judgement day. where are you going to spend eternity? Smoking or non-smoking?

  14. j. galt
    Nov 23rd, 2007 at 7:18 pm

    xtian, say10 and jooish are the same person, who apparently thinks it's funny to make up lame stereotypical personas and argue with himself on a message board. pretty sad. just had to point out that i wasn't fooled.

  15. GodBotherer
    Apr 21st, 2009 at 8:23 pm

    Mecha Jesus, the smallest of the mecha Trinity has risen.
    Glory to the deathbots, for they shall inherit the Earth.

    Please come to my church every Sunday morning, share in the Eucharist of our lords metallic with some traditional meths.

  16. Thunder Road'58
    Jul 7th, 2009 at 7:37 pm

    You know,since Japan's Population 90%Buddhist,
    wouldn't it make more sense to have called it
    "God-Buddha"instead of"God-Jesus"??

    "I Don't Care If
    It Rains Or Freezes,
    Long As I Have
    My Plastic Jesus
    Ridin'On The Dashboard
    Of My Car!!".

    "It's Dog Eat Dog World And I'm Wearin'Meat Jammies!!"
    -Stewie Griffin.

  17. Natsuki
    Aug 20th, 2009 at 2:36 am

    LOL.
    I just found one of these in a junk pile with an arm missing -- so that's what was in the other arm, huh? ROFL.
    I wonder if it's worth anything now? (Obviously not after 24 years in a molding attic with a missing arm.)
    Thanks for the reference info. ;D

  18. piles
    Dec 31st, 2009 at 12:17 pm

    I wonder why they stopped producing it :)

  19. theo
    Jan 22nd, 2010 at 1:06 am

    I just want to know where i can buy one!?
    Not on ebay. amazon. nothing..

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