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God Jesus Toy Robot.

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GOD-JESUS was a 1980s toy sold in Japan, made by Bandai. The toy is in the form of a robot brandishing a Christian cross. The toy was asked a question and would give an answer in a similar way to a Magic 8-ball.

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Cool! This toy is sited as the inspiration for the song "Tokyo Storm Warning" on Elvis Costello and the Attractions' "Blood and Chocolate" album in the re-released liner notes.
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hmm...being a devout Catholic such as myself, I am utterly disgusted that this "toy" is nothing but a magic 8 ball yet it bears the name of "God-Jesus". The name of the Lord should never be taken lightly as a joke or toy. I pray that whoever has one of these will surely burn in the eternal Hellfire of Gehennas.
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Shut up you freakin loser. No one cares about religion anymore....its all about money, chicks, and power. So forget all about that guy Jesus..I mean he died like what, 2000 years ago? GET OVER IT.
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Hmm...let's see if SAY10 has the same attitude when he meets God on judgement day. where are you going to spend eternity? Smoking or non-smoking?
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xtian, say10 and jooish are the same person, who apparently thinks it's funny to make up lame stereotypical personas and argue with himself on a message board. pretty sad. just had to point out that i wasn't fooled.
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Mecha Jesus, the smallest of the mecha Trinity has risen.
Glory to the deathbots, for they shall inherit the Earth.

Please come to my church every Sunday morning, share in the Eucharist of our lords metallic with some traditional meths.
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You know,since Japan's Population 90%Buddhist,
wouldn't it make more sense to have called it
"God-Buddha"instead of"God-Jesus"??

"I Don't Care If
It Rains Or Freezes,
Long As I Have
My Plastic Jesus
Ridin'On The Dashboard
Of My Car!!".

"It's Dog Eat Dog World And I'm Wearin'Meat Jammies!!"
-Stewie Griffin.
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LOL.
I just found one of these in a junk pile with an arm missing -- so that's what was in the other arm, huh? ROFL.
I wonder if it's worth anything now? (Obviously not after 24 years in a molding attic with a missing arm.)
Thanks for the reference info. ;D
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