If you want to rob a bank, don't:

• - Wear an outfit that stands out in a crowd
• - Drop your fake gun
• - Let the bank put in a smoke tracer in your bag
• - Get your getaway car blocked - and flattened - by a dump truck
• - And ... don't ever get your car pummeled by a chef wielding a rolling pin!

From the website:

“They were definitely not professionals,” said Taylor Walker, 19, of the men who tried to rob the Bank of America at 249 S Hyde Park Ave. Thursday. Walker helped slow the robbery by beating the getaway car with a wooden rolling pin he uses to make beignets at NOLA Cafe.

You've got to read the St. Petersburg Times article: Link - via Arbroath (where does he get all these good stuff?)