When Mario dies in any of his video games he gets an extra life until it's game over...and then he starts the game over again with a fresh batch of lives.

This never ending supply of lives allows gamers to mess up all they want and keep playing, but they'd probably try harder to keep Mario alive if they knew what happened to him between lives.

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I'd love to see this fun fan film by Nukazooka turned into a survival horror game set in the Mario universe, then Luigi would finally get the chance to devour his brother!

-Via Geeks Are Sexy

Shanghai Disney seemed like an unnecessary addition to the Disney Parks family until I saw this video showing a full POV ride through the TRON Lightcycle Power Run roller coaster.

Now it seems like a must-see destination for theme park fanatics, and a place full of rides and attractions that will make me jealous every time I go to Disneyland in Anaheim.

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SoCal Attractions 360 shared this awesome POV video of the TRON Lightcycle Power Run ride, which was shot with a low light camera so we can see the entire ride.

The TRON coaster cars look really cool, but some sections of the ride seem unfinished, so as a bonus here's another SoCal Attractions 360 video showing the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Shanghai Disney. *drool*

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uncle Matt pocket by MarianoSan

When you're out exploring the kingdom of the Silly Creatures it's important to know how to act, what to say and when to totally freak out and run away flailing your arms and screaming at the top of your lungs. Which is why it may be a good idea to ask Gobo's uncle Travelling Matt to come with you, because his extensive experience with the Silly Creatures, and his vital research into communicating with these large, fleece-less beings, may come in handy should you encounter something strange on the surface- like a cow, or a bus, or something that looks like a chicken but is really a Silly Creature in disguise...

Take the wisdom of Fraggle-kind with you wherever you go with this Uncle Matt Pocket t-shirt by MarianoSan, it's a wise fashion choice that may turn your life into a grand adventure!

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Melting Homer by Amorphia Apparel

No Homer isn't still wearing his Halloween costume, and no this isn't one of those episodes of Treehouse of Horror that airs after Halloween for some odd reason. This is what happens when Homer eats all the candy that has been sitting around the nuclear power plant for years, candy that has absorbed so much radiation each piece is basically like a mini nuke in your mouth. But you know how the head Simpson gets when he has a craving for candy, and even though he has plenty of sweets left at home he can't help himself when the craving hits him while he's at work!

The head of the Simpson clan will stop the world and melt with you when you wear this Melting Homer t-shirt by Amorphia Apparel, throw it on and watch your fellow fans grin with disgust delight!

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For some guys a beard becomes part of their persona, but a fictional character's beard is put there as a hairy window into their made up soul.

We can tell if the character is good or evil just by looking at their facial hair, but identifying other beard types on the spectrum can be a bit tricky.

Luckily we have this arbitrarily ranked and absolutely infuriating chart created by the staff at Dorkly to reveal the truth about bearded characters, and give us something to argue about.

It has the God-Santa-Dumbledore ranking set right, but Jaspar Beardly's beard is far from middle of the road...and his name is BEARDLY!

I'd have put him square between Riker and Gimli, and then I would erase Seneca Crane because his beard is LAME!

See the full sized chart at Dorkly

Gordon Ramsay isn't afraid to voice his opinions on food, but have you ever heard him share his opinion on candy?

Me neither, which is why I found this clip of Gordon running through the five worst Halloween treats on Jimmy Kimmel Live so amusing.

Gordon is passionate about food, and as he breaks down the worst Halloween treats his hatred for people who give out circus peanuts, apples and pennies can be felt through the screen.

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-Via Uproxx

Guys who have never gone clothes shopping with a gal have no idea what women go through every time they buy new clothes.

We don't have to deal with the latest trends poking us in the eye or pants that cut off circulation to the lower half of our body (unless we want to be trendy, of course) and there's not a crop top in sight.

But if you're wondering why women often complain about shopping for clothes, or why the lady in your life keeps stealing all your clothes, this Sarah's Scribbles comic explains it all rather succinctly.

-Via Geeks Are Sexy

FREDDY CAN DANCE by ES427

Freddy are you okay, are you okay Freddy? The reason I ask is we're not used to seeing you dance around like a smooth criminal- we're used to seeing you slash people to ribbons in their nightmares like a bloodthirsty killer. So why the sudden urge to move like MJ? Because Freddy's trying to nail his audition for Dancing With The Stars, and he's gotta practice some time!

Show the world why Elm Street throws the best block parties with this FREDDY CAN DANCE t-shirt by ES427, it's sure to make your fellow Freddy Krueger fans squeal with delight!

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Halloween haters usually just turn off their porch lights, draw the shades and ignore anyone who comes to their door, but some have a more sinister plan- to trick kids into eating a nasty treat. 

You may have seen the caramel onion prank that made the rounds a few years ago, which was nasty but pretty easy to figure out before you take a bite.

But Mark Sparrow Tweeted about a much sneakier prank, so if you go to Mark's house do not eat any of his chocolate "bon bons" or you'll be sorry.

It'll soon be Halloween so time to prepare some yummy treats for the neighbourhood kids. Try dipping Brussels sprouts in chocolate for them. pic.twitter.com/HFXGA9vFSV

— Mark Sparrow (@MarkGSparrow) October 24, 2016

It's a good thing most parents will only let their little trick-or-treaters eat wrapped treats, or Mark's neighbors would probably form a posse!

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Nothing makes your friends and loved ones wonder what they ever saw in you quite like wearing a racist costume to a Halloween party, and if you manage to get out alive you'll never outlive the stigma of your racial insensitivity. 

But unless you showed up in blackface, wearing a Klan hood or dressed as the Führer himself it's probably not your fault, because it can be hard to tell which costumes are acceptable and which are downright racist.

That's why Dan Hopper from CollegeHumor put together this handy dandy flowchart to help us navigate the seas of racial tension and reach the shores of racial harmony on Halloween.

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Kids go trick-or-treating on Halloween for one main reason- the candy.

They head out in packs hoping to fill their pails and sacks with enough sweet treats to tide them over until the New Year, but some people don't want to part with their candy.

These townies require a bit of coaxing to give up their candy or, as this comic from Nedroid comics shows, a simple trick known as burglary...

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Spooky Life by Vic Neko

Some people get into Halloween when they're kids, others start enjoying the holiday when they have kids, but for many Halloweenies a love of All Hallow's Eve is strictly genetic. We were born to be spooky, and our obsession with all the things that go bump in the night begins before we're even aware of how much they scare other people. But when we grow up adoring ghosts and ghoulies we soon come to realize that the dark side has a hold on us...and we wouldn't have it any other way!

Show the world you were born to be a Halloweenie with this Spooky Life t-shirt by Vic Neko, it's the perfect attire for those who were born under the dark side of a bad moon rising on the wrong side of the tracks!

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Squash should be one of the most widely eaten foods during the fall and winter months, since it's on all the seasonal advertising and decor.

But aside from pumpkin pies people don't eat as much squash as they should during the holidays, and that's a crying shame because squash is super tasty!

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Whether it's mashed, fried, stuffed, roasted or tossed in a salad, squash makes a great new veg addition to your fall and winter feasts.

But why stop with the obvious when you can serve up some delicious bacon, spaghetti squash and parmesan fritters? *drool*

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See 19 Squash Recipes To Warm You Up This Winter here

Parking tickets just plain suck, because the thought of paying around a hundred bucks just because you parked in the wrong place can make you hate parking enforcement officers with a passion.

But why get mad when you can get that fine removed with a little parking logic?

Writer Joe Lycett found out the city must provide proof of your parking offense if you ask for it, so he was able to get out of paying a parking ticket by playing the game via email- asking for proof then denying the proof provided.

I can't say Joe's method will work for everybody, but in the end his pranky back and forth banter over the ticket paid off when his fine was cancelled, and it made for an entertaining story to boot!

Joe- you're my new parking hero.

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The time to make a costume for Halloween is running out fast, but there are still plenty of clever costumes you can DIY at home that will properly display your silly side, like this Han Solo red cup costume.

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Punny costumes are always a big hit on Halloween, but make sure your punny costume is easy to read or people will keep asking you what you're dressed as, which can be super annoying.

Oh Deer she can't figure out my costume, Holy Cow how hard is it to understand?

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If you wanna be safe create a costume with a food based pun, because people always understand food jokes for some reason.

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And when all else fails simply show up as your normal self, aka a Pot Head, and make people LOL and ROFL wherever you go!

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See The Absolute Punniest Costumes That Anyone Can DIY here