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Freeza The Destroyer! - All The Horrible Stories You've Heard Are True

Freeza the Destroyer! by ALIENBIKER23

Of all the super buff aliens sailing around the galaxy in search of dragon balls Frieza is by far the worst, because he is fueled by hatred and derives pleasure from the misery of the subjugated. This little galactic emperor with a swollen egg-shaped head has proven to be one of the most powerful beings in the universe, and yet he can't seem to overcome the odds when the Saiyans team up to defeat him, although one day he'll discover a transformation capable of destroying them all...

Wear the face entire planets fear on your chest with this Freeza the Destroyer! t-shirt by ALIENBIKER23, and watch all but the mightiest Saiyan warriors tremble with fear when they see your shirt!

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Death Dealer RETRO KID (STAR WARS) IMPERIAL OHANA IMPERIAL ACADEMY-AT-AT

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The Defender - Form Blazing Sword!


The Defender by inkOne Art

If the galaxy didn't need defending all the time then life would be boring and mecha free, but thanks to the never-ending efforts of the forces of evil humanoids across the universe need help fighting against evil. And that's where the mighty Voltron comes in- the five lions who make up his body were made to help the planet Arus defend themselves agains the evil King Zarkon from planet Doom, but now they've been tasked with defending the entire universe. We're lucky to have the lions in our lives, because there's enough evil on the Earth already but there's never enough hope...

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SNORTORIOUS The Panther of Zamunda Look At Meez! TRAP

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Behind The Scenes Photos From Pink Floyd's The Wall

The music of Pink Floyd has changed so many lives since they made their debut with the seminal psych rock album The Piper at the Gates Of Dawn back in 1967.

So when the movie adaptation of The Wall came out in 1982 it naturally touched audiences deeply as well, and Bob Geldof's performance as Pink left us all ready and willing to tear down our walls so we don't self-destruct.

But as you can see from these behind-the-scenes photos from The Wall there was a kind of schizophrenic feeling to the production, as if they were making different films with vastly different voices.

And yet after watching the film you can see how this filmmaking madness came together as a work of pure genius, and all the production wars were fought for the sake of Pink Floyd fans the world over.

See 'The Wall': Stunning Behind-The-Scenes Images From Pink Floyd's Harrowing Cinematic Acid Trip here


Monster Sculptures So Lifelike They'll Give You Nightmares

Most of us outgrow our fear of monsters by the time we're old enough to buy booze, but monsters have the ability to reinvent themselves and scare us when we feel we're beyond being scared of "kid's stuff".

These terrifying reinventions are created by hard working monster lovers like Arizona based artist Josh Leichliter, who spend their time creating creatures guaranteed to keep us up at night.

Josh's amazing monsters sculptures are head and fangs above the rest in terms of realism, and if their terrifying features don't make you break out in a cold sweat those eyes that seem to stare straight into your soul certainly will.

Read Artist Creates Monster Sculptures That Look So Real They Ruined Your Sleep Forever here


Gross Bodily Functions Humanity Developed On Purpose

Animals aren't the only ones who have developed gross bodily functions to help keep them safe in various ways- the human animal has evolved some slightly repulsive yet extremely effective tricks too.

For example- a new theory suggests teenagers get acne to repel potential mates until they're mature enough to care for their child.

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There's also a theory that zits make younger males appear to be less of a threat to older males, so they don't get eliminated from the mating game before they've even begun.

Those theories may sound like a bit of a stretch, but the theory that contagious vomiting helped prevent mass poisonings sounds like a solid concept to me.

So does the idea of humans fainting at the sight of blood to help them survive grievous bodily injury, since our blood pressure and heart rate slow down quite a bit while we're unconscious.

Fainting also helped us survive by working as a "play dead" device during our caveman days, making it more likely for an attacker to leave the victim alone after they've passed out due to injury.

Read more about 6 Gross Bodily Functions Humanity Developed On Purpose here


The Strange Ways Pokémon Has Been Censored For American Audiences

From what American audiences have seen of the Pokémon franchise it hardly seems like it needs to be censored, but some major changes are made before anything Pokémon hits stores in the U.S.

Let's start with Jynx- in Japan this Pokémon is clearly drawn as a blackface caricature, and although Japanese audiences have never taken offense to the character they knew audiences in the U.S. would.

So what did they do to fix the problem?

They painted her purple, so now she looks like the Eggplant Wizard's wife instead of a minstrel show reject.

Pokémon cards have undergone a similar cleanup process to be sold in America, which meant removing anything which could be seen as controversial or inappropriate for kids.

So swastikas were removed from the Koga's Ninja Trick card, Misty's trainer card nudity was replaced with tears, and Grimer's pervy pupils were reoriented so he's no longer looking up some girl's skirt.

See 5 Weird Ways Pokémon Has Been Censored here (contains NSFW material)


Documentaries That Actually Made A Difference

Documentaries tend to do exactly what their name implies- document some aspect of our lives, typically to illustrate a point or profile a particular person, event or era.

This often dry yet information rich form of cinema has proven to be an extremely effective way to sway the public opinion, making soapboxers seem like champions of justice.

And yet sometimes soapboxing is a good thing, as it demands people pay attention to an issue in need of repair, which is when documentaries can actually make a difference in the world.

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Remember Blackfish, the documentary that made Sea World's stock plummet? Love or hate the message you must admit the film made good points, and it forced Sea World to change their practices for the sake of mammalian sea life.

The Cove similarly shed light on the fact that dolphins were being slaughtered in ridiculously high numbers for no good reason, and since the film's debut the number of dolphins captured annually in Japan has dropped by 75%.

But documentaries don't just save animal lives- The Thin Blue Line helped free Randall Dale Adams just days before he was set to die by lethal injection for the murder of a police officer that he didn't commit.

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See 10 Documentaries That Actually Changed Things here


You Don't Have To Be Stoned To Enjoy Man Vs. Rock, But It Doesn't Hurt

When you stroll around the dealer's room at San Diego Comic-Con you get to see lots of friendly faces trying to sell you their independently created comic books.

The artists are generally quite nice but their comics rarely thrill me, because they just sound like the same old superheroic premise presented with lackluster art.

But this year Kevin Bieber and Victor De Troy introduced me to their fun and funky new comic drawn by Jared Lamp called Man Vs. Rock.

The premise is brilliantly ridiculous- rocks have been treated like crap by humans for thousands of years- we've peed on them, spit on them, crucified them and used them as slaves while building the pyramids.

So naturally rocks are fed up with the way humanity treats them so they decided to revolt, bringing about the Rock-pocalypse, and the only man who can defeat them is crazed geologist Buck Stone.

The series is satirical, abstract and totally over-the-top in terms of humor, with jokes galore on each and every page, and yet the premise is compelling enough to make you want to read on.

I mean, who wouldn't want to find out how to stop the Rock-pocalypse from happening, right?

Read samples from the first five issues here (NSFW)


Eric Cartman Quotes Wrongly Attributed To Well Known People

Eric Cartman is by far the most controversial character on South Park, and over the years that Cheesy Poof lovin' sociopath has committed virtually every crime in the book.

So to continue his legacy of liberally spreading sin around Imgur user xiucutil decided to take the wise words of Eric Cartman and wrongly attribute them to various famous folks.

The quotes are more honest than these well known people have ever been in their entire life, and so spot on you'll start to wonder whether Cartman is actually channeling these celebs when he speaks.

They also show us how much certain famous folks have in common with Eric Cartman, proving great minds tend to think alike.

See more "Eric Cartman Quotes Wrongly Attributed To Celebrities" here (NSFW due to language)


Good News Everyone - Definitely Not The Phrase That Pays


Good News Everyone by Aaron Morales

If there's one thing you never want to hear Hubert Farnsworth utter it's this phrase- Good News Everyone! Hubert only busts this old gem out when he's done something super-sciency, or when he's about to send the Planet Express crew on a quest that may end in their deaths. Leela and Amy have learned to lock themselves in their quarters whenever Farnsworth says this phrase, but poor simple Fry still has a glimmer of hope inside his heart whenever he hears these words, which is why he's been brought back to life so many times...

The future is bright when you're wearing this Good News Everyone t-shirt by Aaron Morales, bring it home and add some scientifically minded silliness to your geeky wardrobe!

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Henchmen Forever. Forever? Forever Ever. Forever Ever? Save the Clock Tower I Know What I'm About Son Good Groot

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Smash! - Now In Gamma Ray Green Flavor


Smash! by Winter Artwork Illustration

Before you pour yourself an ice cold glass of Kool remember to keep your comments about said beverage to a minimum, lest you invite that destructive pitcher of pain into your house the hard way. Of course, had that soft drink company gone with their original choice for advertising mascot things would be far worse, because the Hulk has no idea how to stop smashing stuff! It's incredible that such a Kool company has let that mascot smash through so many houses without offering any aid, but at least their pitcher man means no harm...

Add some smashing humor to your geeky wardrobe with this Smash! t-shirt by Winter Artwork Illustration, it's refreshingly funny!

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Legend of Zombies OOOOOOH! Cast Fire Cast Cure

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The Good The Cat And The Ugly - The West Was Full Of Outlaws...And Bats


The Good the Cat and the Ugly by ddjvigo

Life in Gotham can feel like the Wild West at times, with all kinds of dangerous desperadoes running around causing trouble for the common folk, but as I recall the bats were never that big in the West. And there weren't any penguins running around cackling after committing a series of crimes, nor were there women dressed as cats or anybody in costume really, only cowpokes, gunslingers and those who wanted to carve out a better life in the untamed wilds of the West. Of course, if anybody had bothered to don a costume they would have struck fear in the hearts of those they faced, and a man in a bat suit would have been a heck of a lot more intimidating than a dusty old outlaw...

Add some Western flair to your geeky wardrobe with this The Good The Cat And The Ugly t-shirt by Ddjvigo, it's one classic design that both outlaws and lawmen will love!

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Miss me? The Great Adventure Pocket Badass The world needs heroes

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Mr. Shredd - The Cereal That Won't Splinter In Your Mouth!


Mr. Shredd by Ninjaink

Please disregard the strange yellow bald man we call Mr. Sparkle and look instead at this shiny head man we call Mr. Shredd! He is the newest product mascot to take Japan by storm, and when boxes of Mr. Shredd cereal reach the shores of NYC his loyal "helpers" will put their foot down and take over the city with good flavor. Teenage ninjas will not enjoy this cereal, since it does not taste like pizza, but non-mutant people and turtles will enjoy the taste of Mr. Shredd- the only cereal guaranteed to cut the roof of your mouth so bad you'll have to go to the hospital! It's super fun, bloody good time cereal! Mr. Shredd!

Advertise Shredder's latest plot to take over the city with this Mr. Shredd t-shirt by Ninjaink, it's one tasty design that will make your fellow TMNT fans flip out!

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King of the Firehouse 'Wok this Way Gigawatt The Time Former

Chozen

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Who Cut The Cheese? - Something Smells Not So Gouda

Who Cut The Cheese? by Early Kirky

Remember hearing the phrase "who cut the cheese?" when you were a kid? As a cheese lovin' son of a gun I used to get all excited about the prospect of some freshly cut cheese comin' my way, but then the stench would waft towards my nostrils and I'd have to pull my shirt up over my nose and mouth to keep from gagging. Thankfully, that fart-oriented expression didn't diminish my love of cheese, and yet I feel like it needs to be amended to meaning when someone with smelly feet has taken off their shoes, because no matter how rank the cheese it never really smells like a fart- it smells like stinky feet!

Spread smiles wherever you go with this Who Cut The Cheese? t-shirt by Early Kirky, and remember- he or she who smelt it dealt it.

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Suns Out Guns Out Penguin on a mobile phone Stitched UP Pig Jumping Rop

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181st Imperial Tie Fighter Wing Biker - Rebel After Retirement


181st Imperial Tie Fighter Wing Biker by RedBaron

Surviving an intergalactic war is a big deal, especially if you were one of those Tie Fighter pilots Lord Vader kept throwing at the Rebel fleet like spitballs at a hated substitute teacher, so the veterans have naturally teamed up to retire in style. Some formed social clubs so they wouldn't feel so all alone in the universe, and since those who fought against the Empire would have nothing to do with them they naturally started to feel like outcasts. Forced to continue along the dark side of life these Imperial veterans became outlaw bikers and highway stars, causing trouble wherever their speeder bikes took them and becoming rebels in their own way...

Keep your geeky style tough yet totally classic with this 181st Imperial Tie Fighter Wing Biker t-shirt by RedBaron, it's the best way to start your own geeky club and is sure to earn you respect from your fellow bikers.

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Tyrell NEXUS 6 Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. Propaganda Vintage Ronin / Samurai Katana Kanji Design Tardis Union Jack

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