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27 Of The Most Offensive Band Names Of All Time

Bands can earn their rep by playing really good music, putting on an amazing live performance, or they can scam their way into the spotlight with a gimmick.

Now, that’s not to say that all gimmicky bands are bad, or that all bands with offensive names lack talent, but there's something special about a band that manages to offend and delight at the same time.

Diffuser has put together a list of 27 Of The Most Offensive Band Names Ever, a list that includes great bands like the Butthole Surfers, Dead Kennedys and The Jesus Lizard, and a bunch of bands with extremely NSFW names.

But don't worry- the names are all edited, so your mind can remained unsullied, although the same cannot be said if you decide to listen to any of these bands!


Chiquitardis - Is That A Banana In Your Police Box?


Chiquitardis by SubZeroShirt

Desperate for a new way to advertise their bananas the folks at Chiquita turned to the stars for an answer, and the answer came down in a blue police box. Their new spokesman called himself The Doctor, and he found bananas quite a-peeling so he was happy to help them advertise their fruity food product. There was just one problem- the Time Lord couldn't say banana without cracking up!

Bring some geeky flavor to your wardrobe with this Chiquitardis t-shirt by SubZeroShirt, it's one totally tasty design that will help ensure you get your daily supply of potassium...and lots of smiles!

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Sub-Zero Winterfresh Minty Kombat Is Coming Elsa's Frozen Treats

Sub-Zero Has A Posse

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Denver The Guilty Dog Can't Growl Without Sneezing

Some people (and apparently dogs) have a tell- a physical tic or reaction that gives away their thoughts or feelings. For some it’s a cringe, or a guffaw, or even a flustered eye flitter and a sigh, but Denver the Guilty Dog’s tic is far more troublesome.

Every time Denver goes to growl or act threatening, an understandable reaction to his ear medicine, she starts sneezing.

(YouTube Link)

So if you’re ever hanging out with Denver and she starts sneezing it's probably because you've done something that ticked her off!

-Via Laughing Squid


Jack Nicholson Reacts To The Suicide Squad Trailer

So the new Suicide Squad movie is coming out soon, eh? It looks pretty (insert opinion here), and the internet really seems to care about this movie even if fans of the comic book series don’t.

But there’s good news! Because of the buzz people have started thinking outside the box, and we finally have something related to the movie that's worth watching- Jack Nicholson reacting to the Suicide Squad trailer.

(YouTube Link)

Is this video by Magnus Rex the dumbest thing ever posted on the internet? (insert comment about Jared Leto as Joker here)

-Via GeekTyrant


Athletes Without Their Clothes On

Every year ESPN puts together an extremely revealing series of photos for their Body Issue that show what top athletes look like in the buff.

As always their photographers do an incredibly good job of showing the beauty of the physical forms while somehow managing to keep the pics SFW.

It’s not about the naughty bits here, it’s about seeing the human body in peak physical condition, and how the different muscle groups have been conditioned for the athlete’s sport of choice.

This year’s shoot includes Brittney Griner from the Phoenix Mercury, olympic swimmer Natalie Coughlin, Bryce Harper from the Washington Nationals and the Indianapolis Colts offensive line, just to name a few.

Whether you admire the attractive physiques, admire the photographer's dedication to hiding the naughty bits, or recognize their value as art reference one thing's for certain- these are some mighty good looking pics!

-Via Dose


Regular Shirt - A Blue Jay And A Raccoon Were In The Park One Day...


Regular Shirt by Kari Fry

This is just one of those regular shirts, there's nothing strange or unusual about this shirt despite the fact that it features a hi five ghost in the middle. This is just the normal, totally cool looking kinda shirt a guy like Mordecai or Rigby might wear while cleaning up the park, but don't let that regularness fool you because even though it's totally normal it's still sure to make people go oooooooohhh! when they see you wearing it!

Keep your geeky wardrobe nice and normal with this Regular Shirt t-shirt by Kari Fry, it's the fun way to show your love of totally irregular cartoons about animals living totally regular human type lives.

Visit Kari Fry's Facebook fan page, official website, Instagram, Twitter and Tumblr, then head on over to her NeatoShop for more geek-tastic designs:

Gold Chocobo Taxi Co. Fire Spinners Night Shades My Little Chocobo

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Location Of Every Plane That Has Disappeared Since 1948

When a plane disappears it’s considered a big deal, whether it’s a passenger plane full of people or a small plane with a party of two, but large aircraft disappearances are given the most attention.

A large aircraft is defined as a “plane carrying more than 14 people” and since 1948 80+ large aircraft have gone missing, eleven of which have gone missing since 2005.

The Bloomberg Visual Data team created this interactive map, which reveals the 83 large aircraft that were declared missing since 1948, during the search for Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 in 2014.

(Since their interactive map seems to be offline at the moment here's a link to the original source, which was created by the AviationSafetyNetwork.)

It's interesting to note that only a few of the crashes happened inland, and Australia seems to have remained crash free.

-Via mental_floss


Seagull Steals GoPro Camera, Records Beautiful Footage Of Rocky Coastline

Seagulls are known for thinking with their stomachs and not being particularly picky about what they shove down their gullets, and they're also known for living like outlaws.

That's because seagulls consider themselves above all human laws, but they're not above swiping something shiny when a foolish human leaves it unguarded.

(YouTube Link)

A couple visiting the Cies Islands in Spain watched in horror as their GoPro camera was stolen by a seagull they were filming.

As the bird flew away with its shiny prize the camera kept rolling, capturing some breathtaking aerial footage of the island's rugged coastline.

-Via Laughing Squid


Artists Pay Tribute To Satoru Iwata

The world recently lost a video game legend, a man responsible for giving us such beloved franchises as Super Smash Bros. and Kirby, Nintendo’s mythical mastermind Satoru Iwata.

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Satoru helped bring Nintendo back from the brink of destruction with both the Nintendo DS and the Wii console, and his legacy at the gaming company he loved like family will never be forgotten.

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But Satoru’s creations didn’t just make the world a better place for gamers, his works inspired artists of all kinds to follow their hearts and chase their dreams no matter how lofty. Rest in peace, Satoru, and thanks for all the gaming goodness!

See Artists Across The Web Pay Tribute To Satoru Iwata here


Let Ladybaby Serenade You With A Song About Japanese Stuff

J-Pop comes in many flavors, from hip hop to dance music to heavy metal, but they all seem to have one thing in common- the themes they choose for their songs are often quite bizarre.

Some choose to sing about cute things dying, or fart exercises, but the totally hip and happenin' group Ladybaby have chosen to sing about pastries? in their latest track “Nippon Manju”.

This colorful "Kawaiicore" group is headed by a cross dressing bearded guy from Australia, who has been described as the “Bizarro Andrew W.K.”

(YouTube Link)

Keep that kookiness coming Japan!

-Via The Daily What


We Level Up - A Gamer's Guide To Aging Heroically


We Level Up by DesignsByReg

If you think of life as one big roleplaying game, and aging as levelling up, then getting older isn't a bad thing- it's a whole new level of adventure! You develop more skills and abilities, acquire new gear, and fight a whole new slew of enemies as you make your way across the adult world map. And as you get into those higher numbered levels other adventurers come to seek your council, and you get to send them on quests to heat your soup and fetch your slippers. So as your sprite grows gray and wrinkly remember- life is an adventure, and we should all be happy that we get to keep levelling up!

Make life more fun with this We Level Up t-shirt by DesignsByReg, and show the world you're such a diehard gamer that you don't get older, you just level up!

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Pug Banana! TheLeague A LOT Of Wishes

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Thunderkitty! - Don't Let Those Big Eyes Fool You...


Thunderkitty! by Raffiti

Lion-O was a mighty warrior, capable of slicing a lizardman in half with his incredibly powerful Sword of Omens, but he didn't realize the full extent of his power until he picked up a few pointers from puss in boots. Now he's like a cat possessed, softening up his enemies with that big eyed cute face then dropping the thunder on their heads with full feline force, the cuteness that kills. But there's one drawback to being so darn adorable- Panthro can't stop petting him!

Geeky mashups don't come much cuter than this Thunderkitty! t-shirt by Raffiti, don't tell Snarf but Lion-O is taking over as cutest character!

Visit Raffiti's Facebook fan page, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more delightfully geeky designs:

We're Home Futurepuffs The Sloth Face Totochu

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The Green Place - Don't Disturb The Stilt Walkers


The Green Place by Spazzy Newton

There are those who go tellin' a tale about a place found at the end of Fury Road, like a real shiny paradise it is with lots of green things growing and life bustin' out the bloody sand. But this place ain't what they say no more, it's nothing but a pile of rot left to the stilt walking psychos. Heed my words, War Boys, and steer clear of the green place, unless you're wantin' to be losin' your shine...

Keep your geeky wardrobe shiny and chrome with this The Green Place t-shirt by Spazzy Newton, it's sure to turn your fellow Mad Max fans green with envy!

Visit Spazzy Newton's Facebook fan page, official website, Instagram and Tumblr, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more mighty geeky designs:

Dawn Of The Brain Prison Panties (Black Text) Elfie Skag Wild Wings 2

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Illustrator Imagines Fashion Designers As Their Own Logos

Many fashion designers face a branding conundrum- how do you remain the face of your company when your brand signature is often reduced to a typographic logo?

Illustrator Mike Frederiqo has come up with a rather clever solution- he turns the designers themselves into their iconic logos.

So when you see that YSL logo you’ll no longer be confused about what those letters stand for, because Yves Saint Laurent himself has been conveniently cloned and is now posing as his iconic logo.

But what if your logo includes a guy riding a horse?

Well, if you’re Ralph Lauren you channel your inner equestrian with ease, posing for your own Polo logo with a dapper little bear along for the ride.

-Via Flavorwire


All You Need To Know About Ash Vs. Evil Dead

Deadites- prepare to lose your heads, because the grooviest ghoul slayer to ever grace the silver screen is back in a new series on Starz.

Ash Vs. Evil Dead is ready to take over right where Army Of Darkness left off, and since it's on a cable network Sam Raimi can let that fake blood fly!

Collider sat down with Director Sam Raimi and stars Bruce Campbell and Lucy Lawless for a fun chat about the resurrection of the beloved Evil Dead franchise, and you can see a trailer for the new show below! (Barely NSFW due to language)

(YouTube Link)


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