Everything has gone downhill for the Planet Express gang since their reality show Futurama was officially cancelled.

First Fry, Amy, Leela and Zoidberg had to get new jobs to help pay the bills, then Hermes left to tend his indoor "farm", and Bender was never really into the whole delivery service game so he decided to devote the rest of his battery life to crime.

Left with nothing but Scruffy and the ship Professor Farnsworth was forced to set Scruffy free and sell most of the ship for scrap:

Now, instead of delivering packages, Planet Express delivers people to their chosen destinations, relatively unharmed...

-Via Nerd Approved

Nine-year-old James Barney Jr. is one brave little boy, and when he was faced with the possibility of becoming an alligator's next meal he fought back-and suffered only minor wounds from the ordeal.

James was swimming in a restricted area of a lake in Osceola County, Florida when a 9-foot-long alligator weighing over 400 pounds came after the boy and bit him in his rear.

Here's what James says happened next:

"I thought someone was just playing with me, and I didn't know what happened. I reached down to grab it, and I felt its jaw, I felt its teeth, and I didn't know what to do, so I immediately reacted and hit it a couple of times."

Those punches effectively saved his life, causing the alligator to let go and giving James a chance to hightail it out of the lake. 

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There’s something so aesthetically pleasing, and so delightful, about sculptures made out of junk, trash, and recycled materials.

From the way artists incorporate manufactured shapes into the overall shape of the sculpture, to the textures and colors created by using found objects in the sculpture, nothing looks quite like a well made found art sculpture.  

Take these amazing thrift store plastic sculptures by Sayaka Ganz- each work cleverly integrates the shapes from the found objects used in construction, and the man-made contours of these objects flow into the contours of the sculpture in a way that feels totally organic.

Sayaka combines traditional Japanese aesthetic with modern forms and construction methods used in found art sculpture, creating incredibly cool versions of popular Japanese art subjects such as the horse and the dragon.

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The fundraising site Kickstarter officially jumped the shark recently when a young hustler raised over 50k to make potato salad for the first time, but there have been many Kickstarter campaigns over the last few years promising a product they can’t guarantee they’ll ever actually finish creating.

The main problem, as this comic by Dorkly’s own Tony Wilson and Andrew Bridgman demonstrates, is that you don’t need a completed project in any way to start raising funds.

Simply tell the online world that you’re going to make this great video game, show some concept art and a few seconds of gameplay footage, add some viral marketing and empty promises and you’ve got the makings of a free money storm ready to make it rain! That is, until your newfound funds get trimmed by the IRS and Kickstarter fees...

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Some rock guitar players make the craziest faces when they’re shredding on stage- they look like they’re cringing, horrified, utterly amazed, and about to be sick all at the same time.

The camera focuses on their face, then pulls out to show that the object inspiring these faces is their guitar, and they’re just so caught up in playing that they don’t care what kind of face they make, but what if the camera pulled out to reveal them holding a giant slug?

Their grotesque facial expressions would make a lot more sense then, wouldn’t they?

Slug Solos is a Tumblr dedicated to better explaining these rock n roll faces by replacing their guitars with giant slugs, and the faces made by rock gods like Carlos Santana, James Hetfield and Dave Mustaine finally make sense!

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Spiderscape by Sophiedoodle

Sometimes swinging around the city can make life feel like a video game, or some kind of minimalist artwork where the whole world appears far flatter than it actually is, but it's all just a trick of the mind. What's the point of having a spider sense if you don't listen to it? Still, Spidey felt like there was something hanging over him, like he was living in the shadow of something greater, so he decided to patrol the city and clear his mind...

Navigate the urban jungle in style with this Spiderscape t-shirt by Sophiedoodle, it's the swingin'-est way to salute your friendly neighborhood webhead!

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Villains of Science by Morlock

Nobody took that penguin looking guy in the tuxedo seriously, and his clown faced friend looked like a total joker, but their days of being manipulated like puppets were over. The duo had science on their side, they knew what to do with bunsen burners and beakers full of toxic substances, and their villainous plan to make the Batfrog and Swineder Woman pay for their arrogance would begin in the lab...

Comic books and puppet shows get all mashed up on this Villains of Science t-shirt by Morlock, it's got lots of meep factor without the markup!

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Hodor's Pale Ale by APSketches

There's a new beer on the market that stupifies the drinker, a brew that reduces the power of speech to one word, affectionately known as Hodor's Pale Ale. It's got the kick of a frostmule and a robust flavor that will really leave you speechless, and when you've imbibed enough of the brew it bestows upon you the strength of ten men!

When it's time to get together with friends and enjoy your favorite show make sure you're sporting this Hodor's Pale Ale t-shirt by APSketches, it'll keep the group in good humor during these dark times.

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Droidberg by Blayde

That squid faced loser Zoidberg was trying to turn his life around when he stopped practicing medicine and opened up a smart technology lab. He had a rough start but once he'd created a holotablet capable of running hypnotoad 3.0 and Blurper at the same time his stock began to soar. He called his creation the Futura 10G, and boy did that shiny metal machine pay for a lot of sandwiches!

Avoid being a fashion android at all costs, and bring home this Droidberg t-shirt to show what a great doctor and true sci-fi original looks like, and maybe you send Zoidberg a snack?

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Dia De Los Deadpool by Jason Castick

Once upon a time Wade found himself in Mexico during the Dia De Los Muertos celebrations. He really liked the look of the Lucha masks, but the ones made in honor of the dead really floated his boat, and so did those slick shiny automatic pistols he bought out of some hombre's trunk. He had a job to do, a few more names to add to the list of the dead, but first he needed to get his hands on a chimichanga...

Assassins on vacation don't come much cooler than the merc with a mouth, and you can bring the festive fun home with this Dia De Los Deadpool t-shirt, amazing healing factor not included.

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The Magic Catbus by Emilie Boisvert

When you're on a field trip full of animated adventure you should totally catch a ride on the catbus if it comes by, because it's headed to an anime world made of wonder, magic and imagination. When Mister Miyazaki is driving the bus he won't steer you wrong, and the amazing characters you'll meet along the way will make this trip far more fun than riding on the school bus!

Animated adventure awaits you on this The Magic Catbus t-shirt by Emilie Boisvert, bring it home and make every day a Ghibli day!

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Toxic by Wolf Krusemark

There's one guy who everybody roots for despite his gruesome physical appearance, one tutu wearing avenger who fights for all of nerdkind- his name used to be Melvin, and he's quite handy with a mop. When ol' Toxie fights crime the criminals never forget the encounter, and they're lucky if they walk away with their heads still attached to their shoulders.

Celebrate filmdom's ugliest superhero with this Toxic t-shirt by Wolf Krusemark, it's the handsome way to show the world you're on team Toxie!

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Silly Manatee by Bearded Manatee

Manatees are rather silly creatures, and they love to play pranks on their oceanic neighbors. One of their favorite pranks is the old beard made out of kelp trick, which not only freaks out the fishes it makes the porpoises ponder about the purpose of the beard. It also serves as a handy disguise when a manatee decides to go flop around on the beach for a while, because every land dwelling mammal thinks they're just another tourist!

Add a touch of undersea silliness to your wardrobe with this Silly Manatee t-shirt by Bearded Manatee, it's the perfect attire whether you're waiting at home for the tide to roll in. or heading to the beach to hang ten.

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Where Is The Rainbow? by Carbine

Rainbows are supposedly quite delicious, but nobody has ever gotten close enough to taste one- until the rainbow ran right through the panda patch. The resident pandas all tried their best to get a bite of that colorful sky candy, because they were tired of eating bamboo stew, but only one bear succeeded in tasting the rainbow. He scarfed down that multi-colored arch like it was made of rock candy, and when he was done nothing was left but splotches of color and a rainbow mess around his mouth!

Show the world you have good taste in tees with this Where Is The Rainbow? t-shirt by Carbine, it's a tasty way to make people, and pandas, and panda loving people, smile with delight.

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Doctor Adipose by MareveDesign

The adipose were quite taken with the doctor when they met him during one of his grand adventures through space and time, and they took to calling him lord of the lard after his visit. One chubby little guy was particularly smitten, and he managed to put together an outfit that looked worthy of any of the doctor's incarnations, an outfit so snazzy he didn't even have to lose weight to wear it!

Bring the doctor's favorite fatty fan home on this Doctor Adipose t-shirt by MareveDesign and watch your sci-fi fan friends drool with envy!

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