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11 Hilariously Bad Music Videos Made By NFL Teams

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Football players are drafted based on their athletic ability and not because they're great singers or dancers, so when NFL players make a music video it's almost guaranteed to be a train wreck.

Here's an assortment of music videos created by NFL teams in the 1980s- you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll love the hilariously cheesy fun of it all!

1. Chicago Bears - Superbowl Shuffle (1985)

The 80s NFL music video trend began with the Chicago Bears doin’ the Superbowl Shuffle way back in 1985, and when the other squads saw the power of song and dance they all wanted to get on that express train to stardom.

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2. Seattle Seahawks - Locker Room Rock (1985)

The Seattle Seahawks were following in the footsteps of the Bears when they released Locker Room Rock in 1985, but why did they feel the need to make a music video? “’Cause the Blue Wave is on a roll!”

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3. and 4. The L. A. Rams - Ram It (1986) and The L.A. Raiders - Silver and Black Attack (1986)

Not to be outdone by the Bears and Seahawks, two Los Angeles based teams released their own rugged football fight songs- The L.A. Rams with “Ram It” and the L.A. Raiders with “Silver And Black Attack”. 

The Ram’s song sounds a bit dirty, but they’re actually talking about, well, um....I'm not really sure what they're talking about, you're gonna have to decide for yourself on this one!

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Doctorama - Don't Let It Go To Your Head


Doctorama by CoDDesigns

The fellowship of fictional doctors sent out dozens of invitations to the annual gathering, but nobody bothered to reply, so the organizers took it upon themselves to bring in the talent. They gathered up the domes of all the greatest doctors, from Horrible to Who, and stacked them on shelves for all to see. Some of the doctors were happy to be on display, since this was the first time they'd been taken out of their boxes for years, but there was something about the way House and Cooper were whispering to each other that set the event organizers on edge...

Salute your favorite fictional doctors with this Doctorama t-shirt by CoDDesigns, slip this tee on and you'll be a-head of the fashion curve!

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Danny Elfman Reads A Nightmare Before Christmas At Disneyland

Danny Elfman should be known first and foremost as the lead singer/co-creator of Oingo Boingo, but since Boingo has been sent to the Oldies section by millennials he's probably best known as the guy who created The Simpsons theme song.

He also composed the theme song for the 1989 Batman movie, and continued to work with friend Tim Burton by composing all the music for A Nightmare Before Christmas, in which Elfman also sings many songs as Jack Skellington.

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Danny made a special appearance outside of Disneyland's Haunted Mansion Holiday to honor this delightfully dark tale of holiday horror by reading an excerpt from Burton's original poem that started it all.

The video is a bit short, but it's pretty much just an ad for Danny Elfman's Music From The Films Of Tim Burton concert and Disneyland so of course they keep you wanting more!

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Ridiculously Cute Meals Inspired By Japanese Cuisine

Traditional Japanese cuisine is prepared using simple ingredients elegantly plated. making many meals just as enjoyable to look at as they are to eat.

The Japanese are also world renowned connoisseurs of cute, and when cuteness and cuisine collide these dishes are created that are simply too adorable to devour!

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Nowadays, people from all over the world are inspired by the Japanese approach to cuisine preparation, and unsurprisingly many have also embraced the cuteness when creating their own fun visual feasts.

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Bored Panda invited their readers to submit images of culinary cuteness inspired by Japanese cuisine, and so far they've received 43 delightfully drool-worthy submissions that make mealtime an adorable adventure.

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Check out the rest of these Incredibly Cute Meals Inspired By Japanese Cuisine


Hidden Images In Album Cover Artwork

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Cover art is a big part of a vinyl record's appeal, and some of the greatest artists of all time have created cool artwork to accompany killer cuts- Robert Crumb, Roger Dean, H.R. Giger, Edward Gorey and Andy Warhol, just to name a few.

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Over the years many of these cover artists have chosen to take the visual appeal even further by adding hidden images to their album artwork, like easter eggs for music lovers to discover while they listen to their new favorite album.

Some are more obvious, like the skull on Def Lepard's album Retro Active, others require a bit of a search, like the faces of The Beatles hidden in the cover art for The Rolling Stones album Their Satanic Majesties Request.

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And what about the images found on the cover of Supertramp's Breakfast In America? They're best seen with hungry eyes.

Mental Floss put together an interesting collection of 10 Hidden Images on Album Covers, complete with the stories behind these captivating images record lovers stared at while grooving to their favorite tunes.


Camera Traps Capture Bizarre Animal Hitchhiking Behavior

Many animals work together to improve each other’s lives, like the oxpecker birds who ride on rhinos and other large mammals in Sub-Saharan Africa, keeping their ride tick free and staying safely out of harms way at the same time.

These animals know that together they’ll go farther in life, but it seems like some of these critters are using these symbiotic relationships to their own ends.

A camera trap set up by conservationists from Hluhluwe-iMfolozi Park in South Africa captured these bizarre examples of animal teamwork- a spotted genet riding on the back of a buffalo, using the big galoot like his own personal taxi service.

So what’s the big deal?

Mammals don’t usually hitch rides on the backs of other mammals in the wild, but it seems this innovative genet is trying to rewrite the rules in his favor, even daring to hitch a ride on the back of a rhino.

Here's what the conservationists wrote about this wily genet on their blog Wildlife Act Team:

This series of photographs depicts a large spotted genet on top of two individual buffalo. One of the buffalo seemed to be unimpressed with the genet and can be seen turning around and thus shaking the genet off. The other buffalo was quite content to let the genet "tag along" for an evening stroll. The genet seemed to have spent this particular evening riding buffalo!

What's even more bizarre is that the same particular genet has a habit of hitch-hiking on other larger beasts and this rhino seemed an ideal taxi service one evening! He decided to jump on this rhino on the very same night that he was seen riding on the back of two separate buffalo.

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Celebrate Nintendo's 125th Anniversary With Some Clever Cosplay

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Video game juggernaut Nintendo Co., Ltd. just celebrated their 125th anniversary on September 23rd, which is hard to believe since many people first came into contact with the company when they released the NES console.

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Nintendo started out as makers of playing and trading cards, opening their doors on September 23, 1889, and even though they've moved on to bigger and better things they still make Hanafuda playing cards to this day.

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Nintendo tried their hand at building pachinko machines, running a taxi service, and they even created their own brand of instant rice before becoming the innovative electronic gaming company we know and love.

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Gamma Squad celebrated the quasquicentennial with a fun Nintendo themed cosplay/costume gallery, which pretty much kills two birds with one stone considering Halloween is right around the corner!

Check out the rest of these fun Nintendo themed costumes here


Ten Facts You Probably Don't Know About Sigmund Freud

We all know Freud as that bearded fellow who prompted his patients to tell him about their mothers, and the man credited for that error in speech that supposedly reveals the speaker's hidden desires.

Freud was an innovator in the field of psychology, the founding father of psychoanalysis and a very important figure in the world of Western medicine, and yet today he’s been reduced to a comedic one-liner and a slip of the tongue.

Who was that bearded master of the mind? According to these 10 Things You May Not Know About Sigmund Freud compiled by History he was a chain smoker who thought cocaine was a wonder drug and most likely died via physician assisted suicide.

Want to know more about one of history's most controversial medical professionals? Read the rest of these fascinating Freudian facts over at History.


The Slender Knight - One Terrifying Legend


The Slender Knight by Brandon Wilhelm ART

When you're out walking in the forest at night, and you feel a chill run down your spine, you should know that the Slender Man is nearby, watching and waiting for his chance to lay claim to your soul! Wait, that's not very heroic of him, why does he get his own superheroic logo? Slender must be trying to clean up his image, it's probably getting mighty hard to feed when your teenage prey have gotten wise to your ways thanks to the internet...

Tell the tale that shouldn't be told with this The Slender Knight t-shirt by Brandon Wilhelm ART, it's the perfect thing to wear while strolling in the woods late at night or hanging out at home reading about your favorite urban legend.

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Good Cop, Bad Cop, Ugly Cop I Hate This Trollin Crap! Sons of Anchorman Cthulhu Man

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Saints Of Nicholas - Halloween Town MC


Saints of Nicholas by Warbucks Design

The Saints are marching in again, ready to ride right through Halloween and into Christmas. They're not bad guys, although their appearance can be a bit scary, and if you're not too naughty or too nice you might get to take a ride with them and see what life is like on the open road with the jolliest bunch of creeps and ghouls you've ever seen!

Usher in your two favorite holidays the right way with this Saints of Nicholas t-shirt by Warbucks Design, and let Jack know you've been really bad at being good.

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Wicked Mr. Christmas The Empire's Dark Lord Adventure Before Christmas

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Rare Pics From Barbra Streisand's Biker Bondage Themed Photo Shoot

Barbra Streisand is a superstar performer who is known for her many talents, namely singing, acting and dancing, but it’s safe to say she’s not known for being a racy icon of underground fashion.

She might have been able to add that credit to her resume if these photos from a 1970 BDSM themed photo shoot had been released to the public.

Actually, they kinda were released to the public- these shots come from a photo shoot set up during production of the movie The Owl and The Pussycat, in which Streisand plays Doris "a somewhat uneducated actress, model and part-time prostitute."

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The photos were used as a prop in the movie, to be seen by Doris' love interest Felix as he walks by an adult movie theater. Imagine walking by a movie theater and seeing a pic of Babs decked out in bondage gear! *gasp*

Tara McGinley at Dangerous Minds took the time to gather up these totally hardcore images, and the online world is a better, yet somehow less wholesome, place for her efforts.

See the rest of the images from Streisand's racy BDSM themed photo shoot here


An Illustrated Guide To Pulling Off The Perfect J-Turn

The J-turn- an action movie/stunt driving staple, and a manuever cool guys driving muscle cars used to practice in empty parking lots.

If the name isn’t immediately familiar the move will be- driver drives in reverse away from the trouble, say a bunch of cop cars, then the driver swings the car around in an 180 degree turn and keeps going in the same direction.

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It's a flashy maneuver that will make you look like a superstar driver if you ever pull one off in real life, but before you attempt a J-turn you should consult this handy guide from The Art of Manliness.

Memorize this easy to follow guide, illustrated by Ted Slampyak, and you'll be pulling off this maverick driving maneuver in no time, cool car not included. Have fun squealing the tires!

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Rocket And Groot Are Taking Over The Marvel Universe One Cover At A Time

This November, two beloved characters audiences didn’t know they liked until the Guardians of the Galaxy movie came out will be starring in a series of alternate covers that pay homage to classic covers of Marvel past.

It’s the role of a lifetime for Rocket and Groot, who are cast as everyone from Tony Stark to The Hulk on these fabulous homage covers, illustrating that a raccoon and a living tree can actually play some pretty diverse roles.

These covers should be just the thing to further propel these formerly second string superheroes toward the comic book superstardom they so richly deserve.

You can see many more of these amazing Rocket and Groot homage covers over at ComicsAlliance


These People Made Their Amusement Park Photos Even More Amusing

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Photos taken on amusement park rides are only worth taking if guests actually want to buy the pics, and people usually only want to buy them when they’re screaming their heads off or posing for a carefully orchestrated photo-op.

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Staged ride pics are so much fun that people often ride the ride as many times as it takes to get the picture just right, and they’ll even bring in their own props along to help make the candid pic even less candid.

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The folks in this hilarious collection of trolled amusement park photos staged these pics with an important purpose in mind- amusing people around the world via the interwebs.

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These fun loving folks did a great job of trolling their (mostly Splash Mountain) amusement park pics, and hopefully their efforts will inspire others to come up with their own perfectly planned ride pics.

Check out the rest of the 19 People Who Trolled Their Amusement Photo So Good here


We Come In Peace - Definitely Not The Intergalactic Greeting Committee


We Come In Peace by Buzatron

If alien beings visit Earth and claim to have come in peace don't believe them! Their terrifying appearance alone should give you a hint about why they've come to Earth- these yattering nuts are here to zap humanity's face straight off! Do yourself a favor and hit those guys with all you've got, because despite what your translators tell you they're not here for a sightseeing trip...

Show some love to your martian overlords with this We Come In Peace t-shirt by Buzatron, it's a real blast!

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