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Game Of Thrones Intro Reimagined As An Old Man Eating Soup

The Game Of Thrones title sequence isn’t the most exciting intro on television, although it does sport a pretty intense soundtrack, so when fans want to make their own version of the intro they can really go either way.

YouTuber Lexavian decided to go the low action way with their reimagined intro, to compensate for the abundance of exciting moments in the show.

Behold the epic excitement of an old man eating a bowl of soup!

(YouTube Link)

Chances are you'll hear the Game of Thrones theme song every time you heat up a can of Progresso (Red) Wedding Soup from here on out...

-Via Clickhole


Sapiens - Humans Are The Most Terrifying Species In The Galaxy


Sapiens by Saqman

Every planet has their own version of horror, something or someone they fear which makes for great moments in cinematic history, and for the xenomorphs it's the fear of giving birth. When the xenos took over their first human ship they found a video on board that showed how humans give birth, and to a species that replicates using facehuggers this looked like a total nightmare! Humans became the most terrifying figures in the world of xeno horror, and to this day nothing scares a xenomorph quite like a human baby!

Spread the horror of humanity throughout the galaxy with this Sapiens t-shirt by Saqman, it's a terrifying image that's guaranteed to make people smile.

Visit Saqman's Facebook fan page and official website, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more terrifyingly good designs:

Never Give Up I Am Not Your Mummy Wacky and Beyond

Vale Frycem

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Music Video Reveals A Day In The Life Of A Black Metal Teenager

Being a teenager is hard enough, but when you choose to live musically and fashionably on the dark side of life your teen years can feel like a total nightmare.

This teen angst is multiplied when you decide to wear spikes and chains as accessories, or choose to be part of a subculture where you're encouraged to paint your face.

(YouTube Link)

This semi-factual sorta documentary style music video was created by Jogger way back in 2009, revealing the hard life of a suburban black metal kid.

The song sounds more Sega Master System than Satyricon, but the visuals are pure METAL!!!

-Via Dangerous Minds


Super Fun Animated Sci-Fi Short - Space Cat Hob

We share lots of animated shorts here on Neatorama, but they're rarely as beautiful, and fun to watch, as Loïc Bramoullé’s colorful masterpiece Space Cat Hob.

(Vimeo Link)

Loïc’s delightful short is full of fun character designs, interesting environments and a perfectly alien color palette, and this labor of sci-fi love took Loïc and his friends over two years to complete.

If you enjoyed the film as much as I did you should take a look at Loïc’s amazing concept art for the film, so you can see how well he was able to translate his art style into the environments and character designs in the film.

-Via Short Of The Week


30 Years Of Music Photography By Josh Cheuse

Any photographer that can say they’ve spent thirty years of their life shooting pics of musicians and entertainers has definitely seen some crazy s@#!, but Josh Cheuse has, for the most part, kept that crazy side out of the picture.

Josh’s photographic career began at the age of 16, when he made a gutsy move and called The Clash asking if he could photograph the band.

Surprisingly the band agreed, and Josh went on to become good friends with Joe Strummer and spend the next thirty years of his life photographing everyone from Run-DMC to Lady Gaga.

Josh's amazing career in photography is the subject of an exhibition called "Grooving Years", which is now showing at the Morrison Hotel Gallery in New York City.

-Via Beautiful/Decay


How To Spot Mail Written By A Robot

Did you get a letter in the mail that seems like junk but looks like it was handwritten by someone who actually cares about you? Well you might be in luck…if you’re a fan of robotic lifeforms.

That letter may very well have been written by a letter writing robot, and unless you’re in the market for an android pen pal you’d better watch out for this junk mail from the future!

(YouTube Link)

Clive Thompson took an in-depth look at the world of robotic handwriting, and the detectable differences between a letter written by a human hand and those written by a soulless automaton.

Thanks to Clive's research you'll be able to spot things like the clear center, the dots on the "i"s, and the rounded right margins, but you'll have to read on to learn about these telltale signs.

-Via Boing Boing


Images Of Nature Reclaiming The Land From Human Civilization

Try as we might humanity cannot take over the natural world for long- eventually nature fights back, and for the most part wins, despite our extremely destructive efforts.

(Abandoned Railway in Paris, Image Link)

It’s humbling and gratifying to see the natural world overcoming the odds and reclaiming space from development happy humans, even though these acts of reclamation usually take decades, if not centuries, to succeed.

(Abandoned Hotel Room, Image Link)

Bored Panda has put together an eye opening collection of photographs that demonstrate how nature slowly but surely takes back the land, no matter how much concrete we pour.

(Abandoned Mill in Sorrento, Italy, Image Link)

We've featured a few of these stories here on Neatorama before, but when you see them all together in a gallery of images from around the world they tell a tale of man versus nature in which man will inevitably lose.

Check out the rest of these amazing images over at Bored Panda


Colon, Michigan - The Magic Capital Of The World

If you’re looking for a town that's named after a part of the body, and happens to be a haven for magicians, then you’re in luck- the town of your dreams is called Colon, Michigan.

Colon is one strange place- it's named after a punctuation mark, measures less than two square miles, and the magicians who aren't yet buried in the local graveyard rub elbows with the town's Amish population on a daily basis.

Colon became a magician's mecca when Harry Blackstone Sr. moved there back in 1926, and when Blackstone and Percy Abbott created the Abbott Magic Company, manufacturers of fine magic tricks, the town became irreversibly tied to the magical arts.

Each year the town plays host to magicians from all over the world during Abbott's Magic Get Together, an event that was first held way back in 1934 and is still popular with the magic crowd to this day.

(YouTube Link)

The Verge put together an interesting feature about "The Magic Capital Of The World", peeling back the veil of secrecy to reveal everyday life in a town full of magicians.

-Via Laughing Squid


Green Vigilance - The Hood Versus The Horror


Green Vigilance by djkopet

The Green Arrow is one mighty stealthy fellow, and his strikes pack a mighty big punch, but there's a sinister shape lurking in the shadows with a wicked mask and a deadly strike of his own. He brings death and destruction to the city streets, and makes heroes like Arrow question the effectiveness of their battle against crime when their no kill policy keeps the bad guys coming back for more...

From out of the shadows comes this super cool Green Vigilance t-shirt by djkopet, with an amazing graphic that will knock your fellow fans out cold, and a touch of mystery to spark imaginations wherever you go.

Visit djkopet's Facebook fan page, official website, Instagram and Twitter, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more mighty cool designs:

Ice and Fire Despicable Jawas How To Chain Your Dragon Attack On Asgard

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How To Train Your Bat - Man, That's One Superheroic Disguise!


How To Train Your Bat by Dann Matthews

When you take the time to properly train your dragon they can do all sorts of neat stunts, from aerial maneuvers to glorious ground assualts, but it's virtually impossible to train the silly out of a dragon. They're fun loving critters, just like every other animal in the world, and they will only cooperate during training if they're guaranteed plenty of play time every day. So how do you let them play and train them at the same time? Teach them to imitate other creatures- if they look like a bat let them hang around like a bat, because you never know when a good disguise will come in handy...

Teach your wardrobe to be more heroic with this How To Train Your Bat t-shirt by Dann Matthews, it's the fun and geeky way to go batty!

Visit Dann Matthews's Facebook fan page, official website, Twitter and Tumblr, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more superheroic designs:

Mr. Night Owl Kirb-Aid Mega Crossbones Bartman

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Cute Fantasy VII - Physical Strength Is Im-Materia


Cute Fantasy VII by jml2art

You've played through FFVII multiple times, seen everything there is to see on Gaia, and you may have even thought many of the characters in the game were cute, but when that cuteness gets turned up to eleven things are about to go squee. With the newfound power of cuteness Cloud, Tifa, Red XIII and the rest of the crew are set to stomp out Sephiroth and his crew of baddies one blank eyed stare at a time. Combat ability is fine, but when you've got the power of cuteness on your side there's no stopping the smiles!

Increase the adorability levels in your geeky wardrobe with this Cute Fantasy VII t-shirt by jml2art, it's so downright pleasant to look at people will go squee every time they see you wearing this colorful shirt!

Visit jml2art's Facebook fan page, Tumblr and Twitter, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more delightful designs:

Mitey Hero Grumpy Cooper Friends Of Space Pocket Scout

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Steamboat Rocket - When It Comes To Comedy This Guy's An Animal!


Steamboat Rocket by MikeGoesGeek

When Rocket hit the intergalactic vaudeville circuit everyone wondered what sort of act he would be doing in order to entertain an audience. Rocket wasn't a particularly funny guy, unless you find grumpy furballs funny, but when he revealed that his pal Groot would be coming along for the ride people started to get interested. Rocket presented a singing and dancing baby Groot during a comedy bit and the crowd went wild, earning the duo a place among the stars as one of the most original, and feral, comedy teams in showbiz history!

Bring some classic animated style to your geeky wardrobe with this Steamboat Rocket t-shirt by MikeGoesGeek, it's one heck of a way to salute your favorite raccoon and tree comedy team.

Visit MikeGoesGeek's Facebook fan page, official website, Twitter and Instagram, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more fabulously far out designs:

Planet X Original Adventurous Terrestrial (A.T.) Little Redhead Wildling 8-Bit Adventure

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More Effective Than Wolfsbane! - Bloody Bela


More Effective Than Wolfsbane! by ShasteenFrey

Beware that clawing on your front door, especially when it is accompanied by the flapping of bat wings and the howling of wolves. These are the sounds of an unwelcomed visitor trying to invade your personal space, a gentleman caller who is just dying to sink his teeth into you! In case of vampiric invasion keep three things handy- garlic to deter, a crucifix to repel, and a stake when the other two simply aren't enough to get rid of this particularly batty pest.

Bring a bloody good moment in classic horror history to your geeky wardrobe with this More Effective Than Wolfsbane! t-shirt by ShasteenFrey, and beware counts bearing bloody gifts...

Visit ShasteenFrey's Facebook fan page, then head on over to their NeatoShop for more fang-tastic designs:

What Is Best In Life? That Spawn of the Blankness MAD MEN - Roger Sterling Dogs & Cats Living Together...

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Support Safe Eating With The Condom Cookbook

You’ve probably seen people using condoms for all sorts of reasons other than what they were intended, but chances are you’ve never seen condoms being used in food preparation- until now.

Leave it to our fun loving friends in Japan to come up with a cookbook full of recipes that use a condom in preparation, spreading awareness about safe sex at the same time.

The Japanese cookbook Condom Meals I Want To Make For You by Kyosuke Kagami features eleven easy to prepare recipes like condom escargot cooked with butter, condom push sushi and there's even a recipe for "delicious" condom cookies.

The concept makes sense, in the simple boil in a bag kind of way, but each dish is formed into a rather unsavory shape, and they're bound to taste a bit rubbery, right?

-Via Kotaku


Celebrate The Seasons Of Sports With These 25 Athletically Inspired T-Shirts

Hey sports fans! Are you looking for a fun way to add a touch of geek to your sporty style? Tired of the same old team t-shirts? 

Then take a gander at these great, and totally geeky, NeatoShop t-shirts inspired by fan gear and the sports we all know and love. 

Football No Soccer No Football W by Mudge

Fall and Winter are great seasons to be a sports fan, because most of our favorite sports are in full swing, although some summer sports are pretty cool:

Pizzobolo by Fernando Sala

And some sports are played year round:

Anna by Spicy Monocle

Wait- is weight lifting even a sport? Of course it is!:

Roshi's Gym by Louisros

Major League Baseball begins to wind down in the fall, which means many fans are just starting to tune in:

Assassins Major League by Olipop

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