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DINE-O-SAUR - The Cafeteria Carnivore


DINE-O-SAUR by CrewsCreative

He's a beast with an appetite as big as the great outdoors, but his little tiny arms make it impossible to get his food back to his table! They call him a savage, a mongrel, and look upon his eating habits with disdain, but you can't blame the guy for just chowing down when he can't carry much. Maybe they should start making those trays with arm straps attached to the bottom, then you'll see how civilized a T-Rex can be at feeding time.

Bring a buffet full of funny to your geeky wardrobe with this DINE-O-SAUR t-shirt by CrewsCreative, your fellow dino fans will totally eat it up!

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Perforated Bovine! I'll Go On Ahead I AM YOUR SIRE Find Cthulhu's Match For You

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Nighttime Doctor - The Tenth At Half Past Ten


Nighttime Doctor by Cheeky Designs

The tenth Doctor liked to throw on his 3D glasses and wander around the city at night, so he could get some serious thinking done. The moonlight glow made everything seem so clear, and the Doctor imagined he could see the entirety of time and space stretched out before him on the city streets. He often went unnoticed at night, and likewise failed to notice the creeps lurking all around him, but his midnight walks weren't meant to attract attention- they were the Doctor's version of me time, and an exercise in being comfortable in his own new regenerated skin...

Bring some sci-fi flavor to your geeky wardrobe with this Nighttime Doctor t-shirt by Cheeky Designs, it proves everything and everyone looks better by moonlight!

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SMILE! Despicable Beethoven The 3D Doctor Dance Like Nobody's Looking

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Why So Serious? - Everybody Loves A Clown Prince Of Crime


Why So Serious? by Donnie

When life starts to get you down, and your face begins wearing a frown, the best thing to do is take a tip from a clown and make yourself smile with a night on the town. Life is too short to take little things like grand theft and homicide too seriously, you gotta live your life like there's no tomorrow and smile like you've got one too many bats in your belfry!

Bring a smile to the face of your fellow Batfans with this Why So Serious? t-shirt by Donnie, and show off your less serious side.

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The Burtnions Say My Name New Doctor The Legend of Minlink

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Why Are Witches Depicted With Green Skin?

Witches are typically depicted with green skin in pop culture, like their research into the occult arts has resulted in some sort of strange mossy skin condition.

Most of the time it adds to their creepiness, and makes them the perfect social outcasts, embittered and hell bent on revenge, but where did this tradition of greenification come from?

Linda Rodriguez McRobbie at Boing Boing explored the origins of the green witch and came up with one fairly obvious root cause- the Wizard of Oz.

The 1939 film changed the face of pop culture, and ever since Margaret Hamilton's Wicked Witch of the West was shown sporting skin a glorious shade of Technicolor green the color has become a witchy standard. 

Read more about the day witches turned green here


Terrifying Campfire Tales About Bill Murray

This Halloween people will be sitting around campfires telling scary stories, but those stories won't be about boogeymen or hook handed killers, they'll be about a different kind of fiend- the eccentric entertainer.

They can pop up out of nowhere, their behavior is totally unpredictable, and they have so much money and notoriety that they can get away with just about anything.

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Bill Murray Stories is a comedy short by Jon Bershad about a group of friends discussing the strange appearances of the beloved, and totally eccentric, actor.

Bill has become the stuff of legend since he's able to appear anywhere, and his uncanny ability to solve people's problems with sage advice and a bit of bartending makes his appearances hard to believe. 

If you encounter Bill Murray in the wild make sure you snap a pic or nobody will ever believe you!

(Barely NSFW due to language)

-Via Laughing Squid


Tis The Season For These Geeky Christmas Themed T-Shirts

Aaaaah, the holidays are here, and the chill in the air means days of food, family and fun are just around the corner. There's something special about the holiday season, and that special thing is called Christmas!

Get geared up for the holiday season with these fun and geeky t-shirts from the NeatoShop, featuring holiday inspired artwork sure to make you feel all festive, or give these shirts as gifts to someone you care about who, like you, also has good taste!

Some people will surprise you with the amount of holiday spirit they have waiting to come out at the thought that Christmas is coming:

Christmas is Coming by Wharton

They get so excited about the holidays they can hardly contain themselves:

Hoppy Holidays by Roy Condy

While others take a while to warm up to the idea of another holiday season:


Mr. Christmas by Warbucks Design

But who cares what a grumpy guy thinks when you know who really loves the holidays:


Who's Sweater Is This? by DC Visual Arts

And if that's not enough to convince you here are two adorable corgis playing in the snow:

Corgi Christmas by Captain Sunshine

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Dark Hedgehog Vs. Super Fighter Showdown - One Big Battle


Dark Hedgehog Vs. Super Fighter Showdown by Marinasinger Designs

When virtual reality superstars collide in the arena the battle for animated supremacy is about to get mighty strange. Hedgehogs and saiyans may seem like they'd have no reason to squabble, but Sonic's dark and powerful form is full of rage, and always itching for a fight, and a super saiyan never says no to a fight...

Bring some superpowered style to your geeky wardrobe with this Dark Hedgehog Vs. Super Fighter Showdown t-shirt by Marinasinger Designs, and fight for your right to geek out!

Visit Marinasinger Designs's Facebook fan page and official website, then head on over to her NeatoShop for more mighty cool geeky designs:

ibLEAF Let's Go Cena The Silent Princess The Monster

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13 Strange Signs And Unnecessary Warning Labels

Most of the products we buy, from clothing to power tools, carry some kind of warning label on them. Some are useful, others should be common sense, and a select few carry some mighty strange messages!

Here's an assortment of strange signs and warning labels to amuse and confound:

1. Theft warning in church-

Church seems like the last place thieves would be looking to steal your stuff, but when you don't have a problem with theft you don't need to put up a sign:

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2. Coathangers aren't food-

Unless you're a sword swallower or you have a strange eating addiction you shouldn't need a warning label to tell you not to swallow a hanger.

And if you can't read, or you simply don't believe the warning, the added illustration will show you why it's a bad idea:

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3. Too Old To Trampoline-

Most people don't consider being 40 years old an ailment, but according to the laws of the trampoline world forty is officially too old to bounce:

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4. Wear safety goggles while opening letters-

I can only imagine the crazy office product related tragedy that must have occurred to warrant including such a ridiculous warning with a little plastic letter opener. My guess is they shouldn't have touched Milton's stapler:

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5. We have no burritos today-

This sign was designed to deter those nefarious freeway burrito bandits from trying anything funny:

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13 Hilarious Moments In Heavy Metal History

Heavy Metal is one seriously hardcore genre of rock, and metalhead musicians who grew up listening to bands like Black Sabbath, Deep Purple and Judas Priest wanted to take heavy metal in an even heavier direction, so subgenres like Thrash, Death and Black Metal were born.

It's safe to say that metalheads, both musicians and bands, are a pretty serious bunch, which makes it all that much more hilarious when you discover comedic moments like these set to a heavy metal beat.

1. Black Metal commercial from Finland-

Selling products by using a heavy metal soundtrack may seem strange, but when the product is a throat lozenge it makes perfect sense!:

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2. Dad Metal-

Just because you grow up and start a family doesn't mean you have to leave your heavy metal years behind you, just ask the dads in this hilarious Dad Metal sketch from Funny or Die:

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3. Death Metal Cat-

The kittehs are the most powerful critters on the planet thanks to teh interwebs, and cats are also the physical embodiment of heavy metal:

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4. KFC Black Metal Commercial-

Nothing says wicked evil like Kentucky Fried Chicken- at least according to this commercial for their Wicked Crunch chicken sandwich!:

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5. Ronald McDimmu's Hamborgir-

Black metal bands like Dimmu Borgir try to look as terrifying as possible on stage, from their spike laden clothes to their corpse paint, but Ronald McDonald proves his paint makes for a far more terrifying stage presence:

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Thirty Fun Facts About Pee-Wee And His Playhouse

Come on in and pull yourself up a chair (which probably isn’t as cool or fun to be around as Chairy), and we’ll tell you a tale of a man named Pee-Wee Herman and his amazing Playhouse. 

Growing up in the 80s meant sharing your Saturday mornings with the hilarious Mr. Herman and his (mostly puppet) pals in the Playhouse, which to my young eyes looked like a dream home built just for a puppet/cartoon nerd like me. 

Pee-Wee's Playhouse was a groundbreaking series in many ways- it launched the careers of celebs like Phil Hartman and S. Epatha Merkerson. In addition, Rob Zombie and John Singleton were production assistants on the show, and appearing on the Playhouse was an important early milestone in the careers of Lawrence Fishburne and Jimmy Smits.

To top it all off, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure is largely seen as the film that launched Tim Burton's career as a filmmaker, so without Pee-Wee we might not have been exposed to Burton's brilliance! 

Want more tasty info nuggets? Read more fun facts about Pee Wee's Playhouse over at mental_floss


Amazing Alien Queen Cosplay Complete With DIY Instructions

You may have seen Xenomorph costumes before- they usually consist of a tight fitting body suit and some kind of foam rubber head/mask, but you’ve never seen an alien suit as frightfully fancy as this!

This regal alien queen costume was created by Ashley J Long, who summarily pronounced herself “queen of the monsters” after its completion.

I don’t think anyone will be contesting her claim to the throne after they see her amazing creation, it’s simply to die for!

Ashley combined the bizarre head shape of the xenomorph with a fancy outfit that would make any alien feel like the belle of the interplanetary ball.

And the best part is- Ashley created an Instructable that details how to make the entire thing, in case you’re looking to add a little alien inspired fashion flair to your Halloween, or you're looking for a new cosplay. 

-Via Make


Zangief's Gym - Training For Fighting In The Street


Zangief's Gym by Coinbox Tees

If you want to get ripped up like a Russian street fighter, with so many muscles that your skin begins to tear in places, then you need to head to Zangief's Gym, home of the perfect pump! When you hit the weights at Zangief's place the weights hit back, can you survive two rounds with pure steel getting all aiyouken in your face? Zangief's Gym specializes in two things- buffness and off the wall wrestling moves, so you'll be bulked up and dropping piledrivers on dudes in no time!

Advertise your favorite video game gym with this Zangief's Gym t-shirt by Coinbox Tees, it's the perfect attire whether you're jumping off the top rope or playing your favorite video game.

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A LINK BETWEEN PRINCESSES Aran Moga's Famous BBQ C Is For Counseling

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The Wrong Mouse - Food For Thought


The Wrong Mouse by Alberto Arni

Mickey was out wandering around the studio backlot and enjoying the sunshine when he wandered a bit too far. Suddenly set lots and trailers were replaced by shrubs and trees, and he heard menacing sounds coming from the greenery all around him. His years of acting hadn't prepared him to play the role he was born to play- a real life mouse. It's too bad they don't teach you stuff like that in acting school, or else he might have escaped becoming a snake's lunch!

Add a touch of dark cartoon comedy to your geeky wardrobe with this The Wrong Mouse t-shirt by Alberto Arni, and watch where you're walking!

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Always Angry Powerpuff to the Future Bran Needs Cookies Shaun Vs. Zombies

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A Game Of Bones

In the canine quest to become the alpha dog only one will be able to sit on the Throne of Bones, and that ruler is destined to be Daenerys Targaryen, the mother of dragons. 

With her cute mug, flowing blonde hair and three dragon children at her side there’s no stopping this adorable little one from becoming queen of Woofsteros. 

Will the other canine kingdoms be able to stop her from assuming, and then chewing on, the iron bone throne? I don’t think they stand a cat’s chance in doggie heaven!

This amazing act of canine cosplay was created by Cynthia Martin, Samantha Watt and Dorothy Bernard, and it took the team two months to assemble the throne and construct the costumes. 

The trio put so much detail into every bit of this cosplay, and the amazing set pieces, that it's a shame these doggy pals can't play Game of Bones every day!

-Via Fashionably Geek


Celebrate The Greatest Season Of All With These T-Shirts Inspired By Fall

There's finally a chill in the air, and the holiday season is fast approaching- congratulations everybody!

We made it to fall 2014, so let's celebrate summer officially ending with some fun fall themed shirts from the NeatoShop!

Leftovers of Summer by SteveOramA

Fall is my favorite time of year, and with both the colors and climates changing life becomes a bit more beautiful:

Fall In Love by Chay Hawes

It's a great time to head to the park and take in the sights, before the birds have flown south for the winter:

Free Time Activity by Naolito

After the summer comes September:

September Fringe by Io Vorro

A time when some start shutting themselves in for the winter ahead:

Leaf Me Alone by PolySciGuy

While others go off to college:

Adams College Greek Games Champions 1984 by Pufahl

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