Seegson Synthetics by Olipop

The future is now, and at Seegson Synthetics we believe the best way to shape the future to our liking is to create the future with our hands- and our imaginations. We create synthetic lifeforms that help mankind conquer the universe, such as the Bishop class androids programmed to deal with any hostile alien lifeforms one might encounter in the cold emptiness of space. When you have a Seegson Synthetic on board you're in good hands...

Show those xenomorphic lifeforms who's boss with this Seegson Synthetics t-shirt by Olipop, it's the clever way to share your love of great sci-fi movies and one totally cutting edge addition to any geeky wardrobe!

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Comedy duo Tim and Eric are known for their bizarre characters, public access television inspired sketches and a generally strange sense of humor, and now they can add Totino’s Pizza Rolls spokesmen to their eclectic CV.

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Totino’s is obviously trying to add some net cred to their brand by bringing T&E on board, hoping to catch on with consumers the same way Old Spice and Axe did by changing their ads to a comedic format.

And if you pay the website totinosliving.com a visit you'll find all sorts of pizza roll inspired weirdness, as they've apparently given T&E full control of their snack food kingdom.

Doesn't this darling image make you hungry for pizza flavored snack nuggets? Nothing says delicious like true love!

-Via A.V. Club

When people reach out to the internet community for help on a project it rarely ends well, and as more and more people offer up suggestions the entire online community created project slowly turns into total rubbish.

Saturday Night Live recently made fun of internet community contributed content with a sketch called Meet The Dudleys, which introduces the family Twitter users helped create.

The cast of The Dudleys is constantly changing to fit Twitter user suggestions, and the result is a ridiculous mash-up of political correctness, satire and the latest trends, all co-starring Woody Harrelson!

It's a hilarious look at what television productions might look like in the future, when writers stop trying and simply hand the whole production process over to the people, in other words must not see TV!

-Via Gizmodo

If you’re one of those people who feel that women can’t fight as well as men then this video will surely rock your worldview.

This amazing footage was shot at the World Wushu Championships back in 2009, and features a choreographed Wushu style battle between two mighty quick female combatants who make most action movie stars look like they’re moving in slow motion.

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Even though the combat routine has been carefully rehearsed one wrong move can spell disaster, and both combatants go all out during the routine, assuming their opponent will be prepared for whatever comes their way.

Modern wushu is derived from Chinese martial art styles such as kung fu and traditional wushu, created in an attempt to standardize these martial arts into a competitive sport.

-Via Happy Place

WORM UNIVERSE by ALIENBIKER23

The day that robotic super suit fell from the sky was the day Jim's life changed forever. He no longer had to settle for being an ordinary earthworm, since his squirmy little life of digging through dirt and chewing on roots had turned into a grand adventure. Jim wasted no time settling into his heroic new life, and his first order of business was to rescue Princess-What's-Her-Name from the clutches of the evil Queen and her dastardly henchman Psy-Crow, but first Jim had a cow to launch high into the sky...

Show your love of strange, and totally classic, video games with this WORM UNIVERSE t-shirt by ALIENBIKER23, it'll make your fellow gamers squirm with delight!

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Kitten Mittons by Grady Graphics

Are you looking for the perfect holiday gift for your cat but don't have time to go shopping at Philadelphia's many animal stores or looking for stuff out around other people? Then you should probably just buy Charlie's Kitten Mittons, the fun new way to say "hey, I love you cat" to your cat. The Kitten Mittons were made by a guy who knows a thing or two about what cats like, and he says you should buy them or his buddy Frank is gonna force you to play nite krawlers! It's always a good idea to buy Kitten Mittons, whether the weather outside is sunny or full of wet stuff, so buy your cat a pair today!

Keep your torso warm and spread some smiles at the same time with this Kitten Mittons t-shirt by Grady Graphics, it's pretty much the coolest thing since mittons you can put on a cat!

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Whether they’re making a bold fashion statement, creating kooky themed restaurants or coming up with a new way to have a virtual girlfriend experience the Japanese don’t settle for slightly crazy- they do like Stallone and go over the top.

The world of Japanese fast food is no different, and restaurant chains in Japan like Lotteria are constantly trying to come up with new food products that wow customers and outshine the competition. 

Cracked put together this list of 7 Japanese Fast Food Items (Almost) Too Insane To Be Real, which includes the delicious Kit Kat Pizza, vegetable flavored ice cream and the Attack On Titan burgers, which come in five, seven or ten patty sizes and destroy the walls...of your stomach.

It wouldn't surprise me in the least if some of these strange taste sensations make their way to the U.S. soon, but if they do the Titan burgers and fries should come with a Surgeon's General warning!

A Nightmare On Pool Street by Dr. Monekers

Wade wasn't sure what to make of the nightmarish realm he found himself trapped within after battling that mind screwing bastard Mentallo, especially because his new Freddy outfit looked a bit raggedy, but the claws were really cool! He still had the gift of gab, still had his merc fighting skills, but now he had super sharp razors on the end of his fingers and a city full of dreamland dummies to terrorize! He thought to himself "I could get used to living this Krueger guy's life. Now I just need to find some tacos...wait, no tacos! This really is a nightmare after all!"

Looking for a frightfully fun mashup that shows your love of both horror movies and comic books? Then you gotta pick up this A Nightmare On Pool Street t-shirt by Dr. Monekers!

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Plants Vs. Plumbers by Matt Parsons

They were bros, they were plumbers, but in order to save the woman they both love they had to become landscaping heroes. When Mario and Luigi discovered a super sized weed with a healthy appetite for plumbers growing out of a pipe they knew it had to be destroyed, but they soon discovered the plant was hiding a dark secret involving turtles, warp zones and flowers made of fire. Two men in overalls, one agricultural nightmare. Plants Vs. Plumbers, coming soon to a console near you.

Wear this Plants Vs. Plumbers t-shirt by Matt Parsons and you'll score extra points for your great geeky taste and your love of funny mashups!

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Back To The Time Machine by Bamboota

The Doctor was heading back to the raddest decade ever and he wanted to totally blend in, so he did what any sane person would do and turned his time machine into a Delorean. That's what the movies said to do so naturally that's what he did, but when he arrived in Hill Valley he discovered the car was getting a little too much attention. He popped the gull wing door and stepped out, his 3D glasses on to keep his look authentically 80s, but when a kid in an orange vest named Marty walked up to him and asked him if he was from the future he knew things were about to get strange...

Who is that hip dude in the 3D glasses and trench coat? It's The Doctor, starring in this Back To The Time Machine t-shirt by Bamboota, it'll add gigawatts of power to your geeky wardrobe!

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Sesame Street isn’t known for having edgy or scary content, it’s a show with friendly content for the little uns and therefore tries to keep the tone of the show fun and upbeat.

However, back in the good ol’ BE (Before Elmo) days Sesame Street featured some far out psychedelic animated shorts that definitely had some edge to them.

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Things weren’t totally shiny and happy in these animated worlds, but the message was always one of triumph over fear and learning to rely on your wits in time of danger.

Cracks (aka Crack Master) is an animated short from 1975 deemed too scary for kids, shown only eleven times before disappearing into the cracks in our minds. Now, thanks to the YouTubes we can see what all the fuss was about:

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Didn’t seem very scary, did it? Definitely not any scarier than this psychedelic trip they played on Sesame Street when I was a kid- Lost Boy Remembers His Way Home. What the heck was that kid on?!

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-Via Dangerous Minds

Comic book characters are generally created with fan appeal in mind, and therefore everything from their outfit to their signature catchphrase is tailor made to appeal to readers.

There’s one thing the creators don’t seem willing or able to spend enough time on, one superheroic failure that often makes an otherwise cool character seem a bit campy, and that one thing is their name.

When superhero names aren’t utterly uninspired they’re downright dumb, like Paste Pot Pete or Matter Eater Lad, and terrible names tend to take the wind right out of those superfolks's capes.

io9 asked readers What's The Absolute Worst Name Of Any Comic Book Character Ever? and readers responded with some real gems like Codpiece, the guy with a cannon attached to his crotch, and Turner D. Century, who rides a bike through the air like a real dandy!

Two of my picks for worst name also happen to be utterly failures at supervillainy- Trapster, the guy who traps people with his trapping devices and paste gun, and Egghead, the evil mastermind with the egg shaped head who died Elmer Fudd style when Hawkeye shot an arrow into his energy pistol, causing it to explode.

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Have any picks of your own for worst named comic book character? Include them in the comment section below, superfriends!

Diving School by Profeta999

The Creature had spent so much time under the murky water in the black lagoon that he was a shoo-in for the position of diving school instructor at Drac's horribly fun horror campgrounds Camp Monstro. When Drac was finally able to convince the Creature that drowning his students wasn't nearly as fun as teaching them how to scuba dive the Creature settled right in at his new job. His take-home pay for five hours of scuba lessons a day? All the tinned sardines he could eat!

Show some love for the many helpful monsters in the world with this Diving School t-shirt by Profeta999, and give your fellow monster fans something to howl about!

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Laura Numeroff’s classic children’s book If You Give A Mouse A Cookie isn’t a frightening or disturbing book in any way, in fact it’s tame even by children’s book standards.

The simple tale deals with a mouse who doesn’t seem to know when to stop asking for stuff, and the comically circular tale can, at most, be seen as a warning against unending desire and greed.

If you go with an extremely moralistic, and totally bleak, view of Numeroff's tale you might end up with something that looks like the Gritty Reboots version of If You Give A Mouse A Cookie, a version sure to give kids nightmares:

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But if you like your mouse themed fare a bit more lighthearted then you'll enjoy Anne Droyd's modern mouse-terpiece If You Give A Mouse An iPhone, as narrated by Fred Armisen.

If You Give A Mouse An Iphone warns readers about all the fun and adventure you'll miss in real life while you're staring at your iPhone screen all day:

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-Via Laughing Squid 1/2

Hunter Pinocchio by StudioM6

Pinocchio was born wanting to be a real boy, but when his little village was overrun by deadly beavers he had no choice but to accept his wooden puppet frame for what it is- a tool for taking out beavers. With his father Gepetto's six guns in his hand, and a little tactical support from his friend Jiminy Cricket, Pinocchio set out to avenge the death of his guardian and friend the Blue Fairy one buck toothed beaver at a time. Will Pinocchio put those wood gnawing monsters down for good, or will they turn him into a pile of toothpicks?

Share a fun retelling of your favorite fairy tale by wearing this Hunter Pinocchio t-shirt by StudioM6, and show the world what having no strings really means!

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