You know what's the main problem with every single Batman movie adaptation ever?

Batman is never badass enough, because in order to create a faithful adaptation of the comic it would have to be Batman- The Movie starring Batman.

What's worse is we're constantly stuck with Batman reboots, where we get to watch Bruce begin his campaign against supervillainy all over again, which has been done to death.

But if you really want to see Batman become the god among superheroes he was meant to be you've gotta dig into the vaults and check out all the alternate versions of Batman found exclusively in the comics.

There you'll see Batman as a member of the Green Lantern Corps., a Victorian Batman hunting down Jack the Ripper, a few different versions of Vampire Batman, and the time Batman sat atop the Mobius Chair and actually became a god.

See 7 Badass Alternate Versions Of Batman You Can Only Find In Comics here

We like to think of our bodies as unique and totally different in shape than anyone else's body, especially in regards to our posteriors, but according to NYC plastic surgeon Matthew Schulman MD there are actually only 5 different types of butts out there.

And learning which type of butt we have can help us choose the right underwear and clothing that looks flattering on our fannies (the American usage, not the British).

The five basic booty shapes are square, round, V-shape, A-shape and upside-down heart, a list which Schulman MD formulated after examining "an estimated 50,000 butts from 35 countries and almost every U.S. state":

Dr. Schulman says your butt shape is determined by the placement of your pelvis and hip bones, the amount of fat you have and its distribution, the size of your underlying gluteal muscles, and the way your butt muscles attach to the thigh bone. The outcome is a butt that fits into one of five categories.

See There Are 5 Different Types Of Butts In The World here

Ned Flanders hasn't inspired churchies to hit the gym and get ripped or to grow cool moustaches, but he has inspired one heavy metal band to trade in their leather jackets for sensible sweaters.

They're called Okilly Dokilly, and despite the evil sound of their songs they worship at the altar of Nedal, meaning you would mistake those guys for bible salesmen if you saw them on the street.

And even though they're from Phoenix, Arizona instead of Springfield, USA their first music video "White Wine Spritzer" will give you a taste of what it's like to live next door to The Simpsons!

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-Via Rolling Stone

People are constantly trimming off their pubic hair without a second thought, throwing it away like a pile of curly garbage even though all it wanted to do was please us and keep us warm.

We watch it fall away, toss it in the trash or flush it down the toilet, all so we look more appealing to a potential partner, but what if our ideal date was growing right under our belly buttons?

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This wonderfully absurd music video for Francobollo's Wonderful EP somehow manages to turn a ball of unwanted pubic hair into an interesting character. Oh, and the song is really good too!

-Via DesignTAXI

Are you a morning person? Well, good for you sunshine, because most normal people can't stand mornings.

We wake up with a head full of cobwebs, trying to squeeze that first cup of coffee in before something we see or hear makes us blow our top.

Sometimes we manage to survive the morning like true heroes, other times we do like the guy in this comic by Andy Kluthe- and sleep through our alarm because our dream life is so much better than the real one!

-Via CollegeHumor

A baby's cry has a powerful effect on adults- some get annoyed and plug their ears, others have a more caring and maternal/paternal response, but either response proves a baby's cry is designed to get our attention.

But only the child's parents could ever claim to find the sound "soothing", and if the sound of a baby's cry is pitched down and layered about fourteen times it becomes the sound of infant hell.

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YouTuber Drunken Bear came up with the crazy idea to pitch down and layer the sound of babies crying, and then he made fun of us all for listening to it...and he was right!

-Via Laughing Squid

The Walking Dead began as a faithful adaptation of the comic book series but soon went in a completely different direction thanks to budget restrictions, fan input and the logistics of creating realistic zombie hordes.

One way in which the show differs greatly from the comic is the cast of characters, and many of the most popular figures in the comic aren't featured on the show and vice versa.

Most people know the Dixon Brothers Daryl and Merle aren't even in the comics, but many of the other significant differences between the comic and TV versions will surprise you.

I don't want to give away any spoilers, but if you enjoy the TV show and/or comic and don't care about spoilers you should check out this Ranker list of The Greatest Walking Dead TV Vs Comics Differences.

It's interesting to see the differences spelled out in such a clear cut way, but it will straight up spoil some major character events.

And if you're on the fence about all things The Walking Dead I would suggest reading the comic book series before (or instead of) watching the show, because in my opinion it really is much more enjoyable overall.

See The Greatest Walking Dead TV vs Comics Differences here

Many horror movie monsters and slashers are actually acting as violent vigilantes, and the storylines firmly establish the victims as bad people who bring their fate upon themselves.

These movies also typically include a character who is pure and innocent, one who is terrorized by the villain but survives the encounter and sometimes ends up taking out the killer in the end.

They draw the power to vanquish evil from their innocence, but sometimes the innocent must commit a sin to draw out their deadly prey... (NSFW)

Night of the Slasher from Shant Hamassian on Vimeo.

Night Of The Slasher was written and directed by Shant Hamassian, and if you enjoyed the concept you should check out the Image comic series Hack/Slash, which is about a girl who hunts down slashers.

-Via GeekTyrant

Laws were seemingly made to be broken, and since new laws still can't effectively be relayed to all citizens every time they go into effect people often break laws without knowing it.

For example- If you live in California and you've received one of those annoying "singing" birthday cards you've probably committed the crime of throwing it away, because it's considered E-Waste.

Every year folks in Topeka, Kansas commit the crime of having a snowball fight, and yet the entire state remains at large.

And if you're thinking about selling your stuff on eBay without giving a cut of the proceeds to the IRS you're thinking like a criminal.

See 19 Laws You've Probably Broken Without Realizing It here

Magic eye books and posters became trendy for a sec when they first came out in the mid-90s, and everyone was naturally fascinated with those strange static pictures only certain people could see.

The images look like noise fields yet "magically" contain a 3D image within, and people who have figured out how to see the hidden image love teaching others how to "look without looking" or "use deep focus".

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But some people can't see the hidden image no matter how hard they try, thinking Magic Eye pics are just a bunch of colored dots on the page when the real problem is with the viewer's stereo vision:

To view 3D stereo images, your peepers have to work together as a coordinated team. If they're not pulling together, you're going to have some glitches in your binocular (two-eyed) vision or stereo vision (where the two slightly different views from your eyes are combined in the brain). A number of things can cause binocular and stereo vision impairment — most commonly, deviations or misalignments of one or both eyes ("crossed eyes" or "wall eyes"), situations where one eye is dominant because visual stimulation either transmits poorly or not at all from the other, astigmatism or cataracts. If you think you have an eye problem, go see an eye doctor who can test and treat your stereo vision.

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And for those who are curious the top image is just waves, the second image is dolphins and beach balls, and the last and hardest one to see is puppies and a Christmas tree.

Read Why Can't Some People See Magic Eye Pictures? here

Jason Love by Vincent Trinidad

Jason don't care if Monday's whack, Tuesday Wednesday teen attack, Thursday stab someone in the back it's Friday and Jason's in love...wait, can that masked murderer actually feel love in his rotting heart? He loves Mama Voorhees, that much is certain, but could he actually develop an attraction to someone who isn't an immortal slasher? And would his Mama approve of him dating someone who doesn't share in their belief that all humans who visit Crystal Lake should die a miserable death?

Show the world the lovable side of your favorite slasher with this Jason Love t-shirt by Vincent Trinidad, and your fellow fans will scream with delight every time they see you wearing this fun shirt!

Visit Vincent Trinidad's Facebook fan page, official website and Instagram, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more delightfully geeky designs:

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Saving Money by Naolito

Farmer Wilson should have known his daughter Samantha was too young to understand the difference between literal and figurative language, so naturally when he told her to feed the piggy with her spare change she did just that- to an actual pig. The poor little porker had no idea what an ordeal it would be to get a buck fifty in nickles, dimes and quarters out of his stomach, but at least he's back in his sty instead of being served up on a platter for Sunday dinner!

You don't have to save up very much to buy this Saving Money t-shirt by Naolito, and it's the kind of clothing purchase that will keep on giving as it helps you spread smiles wherever you go!

Visit Naolito's NeatoShop for more ridiculously geeky designs:

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iPoison by daletheskater

People thought they were buying the cutting edge in computer technology when they brought home their new SnowApple laptop computers, but they were actually paying outrageous prices for a taste of digital poison. Rebecca White was the first victim followed by her seven cousins, who'd bought the SnowApple on Rebecca's recommendation, and before the scourge could be stopped dead the forensics team discovered the poison was spread through word of mouth. Soon people all over the world were lining up for hours to buy the equivalent of digital cyanide just so they could go online and spread the word about their shiny new purchase...

Grab this tasty iPoison t-shirt by daletheskater and warn the world about the danger of gobbling up every shiny new piece of fruit someone offers you!

Visit daletheskater's Facebook fan page, official website, Tumblr and Twitter, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more dark and geeky designs:

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Neon Droid by Dr.Monekers

R2 is still rollin' after four decades of beepin' and boopin' up on the big screen, but what is it that makes that little droid such a timeless sci-fi character? He ain't as flashy as some other droids who will remain nameless, his body shape isn't dynamic and super detailed like those transforming robots in disguise, and he doesn't roll into war quite as hard as the Daleks. So what is it about that little wastebasket shaped robot that makes the fans go squee forty years later? It's that D2 swagger, and it's not just the fact that he says beep-bop-boop-beep it's the way he says it, and even though it's hard to put your finger on all the reasons why R2 is one of the biggest and brightest stars in the sci-fi universe nobody had to force you to love R2!

Let the love for your favorite droid shine bright with this Neon Droid t-shirt by Dr.Monekers, it's a timeless design that your fellow fans will gravitate towards like moths!

Visit Dr.Monekers's Facebook fan page, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more fantastically geeky designs:

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If you're ever hosting a party and some jerk says "who invited that smelly beast?" when your dog comes walking into the room kick that person the hell out of your house immediately.

Who invited the dog? Nobody, that's who, because as this Heck If I Know comic shows nobody has to invite the dog- our dogs invite themselves, whether you like it or not.

So guests who are afraid of dogs, allergic or just dislike man's best friend for some reason need to suck it up when the host's dog crashes the party- or the host might bite.

-Via Geeks Are Sexy