If you're ever hosting a party and some jerk says "who invited that smelly beast?" when your dog comes walking into the room kick that person the hell out of your house immediately.
Who invited the dog? Nobody, that's who, because as this Heck If I Know comic shows nobody has to invite the dog- our dogs invite themselves, whether you like it or not.
So guests who are afraid of dogs, allergic or just dislike man's best friend for some reason need to suck it up when the host's dog crashes the party- or the host might bite.
-Via Geeks Are Sexy