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Brutal Facts About The Roman Legions

The Roman Legions were some of the most fearsome military units in the history of mankind, and for hundreds of years people would wet their tunics every time they heard the bloodthirsty Legions marching along.

Their actions literally shaped history, and yet little is known of the men who made up the ranks of the Legions, or what they had to go through to become one of history's most badass warriors.

The Roman Legions were formed after the Romans were utterly defeated by the Gauls in 390 BC, so to ensure they would not be defeated again the Romans organized and trained the ultimate army-

There were endless drills, and marches to the point of exhaustion. Roman soldiers were attending weapons training every morning and practiced melee combat with wooden swords, spears and shields, twice as heavy as their real counterparts, to build up strength. Part of their daily training also involved a 19 mile-long march to be completed in five hours, while carrying a full pack of weapons, shield, food rations, cooking supplies, and a short spade, along with their own personal kit. Besides these extraneous exercises, soldiers would also familiarize themselves with the highly organized battle tactics and formations, which in the early days of the Republic, at least, were based on those of the Greeks. No other army in the world at the time would receive such a rigorous training, which gave the Roman Legions a tremendous advantage in waging war.

But not every soldier would embrace life in the Legions, so the Romans came up with a particularly brutal way to deal with those considering mutiny or desertion- the Decimation:

The way they went about it was to have the guilty men divided into groups of ten, and to have them draw straws. The soldier who drew the short straw was to be killed by the other nine, by clubbing him to death. That’s some messed up psychological conditioning right there. And since the decision of who will die was left to chance, all soldiers were liable for execution, regardless of their level of involvement, rank, or distinction. But because killing off ten percent of the army is almost never a good idea, the Decimation never became common practice.

Dionysius of Halicarnassus called it “an ancestral punishment,” and it was most prevalent during the 5th century BC, but even then there are only a few known cases. The Roman commander and future triumvir, Crassus, is said to have revived it when fighting Spartacus in 71 BC. The last recorded case of Decimation was during the reign of Emperor Diocletian (284–305 AD), but with the emergence of Christianity, this punishment disappeared completely under its influence.

Read 10 Brutal Facts About the Roman Legions here


Bait And Switch

That shiny new Nintendo Switch sure is pretty, and the console's future certainly looks bright, but as it stands right now people are hunting down and paying a fortune to play one great game.

Don't get me wrong- Legend of Zelda: Breath of Wind looks totally dreamy, but paying five hundred bucks to play a game is straight up cucco!

My takeaway from this Megacynics comic- buy the boots, they'll get you where you need to go until the price drops.

-Via Geeks Are Sexy


Watch Norman Reedus Get Dragged Out Of A Live News Broadcast

Norman Reedus became the runaway star of The Walking Dead during the show's first season, and ever since his star has continued to rise as Norman continues to give us reasons to love him.

(YouTube Link)

Recently he and TWD producer Greg Nicotero appeared on the British morning show Sky News, and they had quite a nice chat about zombies, gore and Brits acting in American TV shows.

Then the show came back from a commercial break and things got really weird, as Norman and Greg were inexplicably dragged off the set by the floor manager.

(YouTube Link)

WTF Sky News? Why can't Greg and Norman talk about the weather as well?

-Via Uproxx


The Worst Marriage Advice From Every Decade

It seems like everyone has advice for married couples, and some married couples will look for advice from pretty much anybody when they feel like their marriage is on the rocks.

But unless they're talking to an experienced marriage counselor that advice is likely to be useless, because every person and marriage is different so the advice must be tailored to the couple.

Good Housekeeping took snippets of horrible marriage advice from "reputable" sources such as Reader's Digest, Bernarr McFadden's Womanhood and Marriage and Walter Gallichan's Modern Woman and How To Tame Her and broke it down by decade.

Think of it as a guide to the decline of sexism....oh wait, this one from Patti Stanger's 10 Commandments for Women Looking for Love was published in 2014...looks like we've got a ways to go!

See The Worst Marriage Advice From Every Decade here


Smart Glasses With Liquid Lenses That Adjust To Any Prescription

American optometrists have a racket enforced by law that says correctional lenses can't be sold without a prescription, and patients must update their prescription every year (or two for glasses).

But most people don't really need to update their prescription that often, and buying a new pair of glasses ever other year is expensive and a hassle.

So here's hoping these smart glasses created by engineers at the University of Utah make it past the testing stage- because they automatically adjust to any prescription.

These futuristic glasses have liquid lenses adjustable to any prescription via smartphone app, and the adaptive liquid lenses "can automatically switch between two prescriptions using piezoelectric actuation based on what the wearer is looking at."

-Via Laughing Squid


The Disney Characters In Every Office

Most Disney movies do a poor job of presenting real life because the characters pretty much all live in a fairy tale world, where they're only forced to work in deplorable conditions as a way to develop their heroism.

But in the real world we've gotta work just to pay rent and bills and eat and stuff, and we don't become heroes by running the rat race- we just become worn out.

But if you think about it every office is full of people who resemble Disney characters- because they wander around aimlessly all day and act like they're from another world. (Comic by Paul Westover)

See The 6 Disney Characters In Every Office here


Guy Expertly Pilots Speedboat Straight Into A Pole

As a general rule drivers should refrain from crashing into stuff, no matter what kind of vehicle they're driving, and all vehicles come standard with a way for the driver to steer clear of danger.

But the guy in this video seems to think steering wheels are made to enable crashing rather than avoidance, and he seems to think speedboats are indestructible.

(YouTube Link)

Judging by the look on his face he just froze when he should have steered away from the pole, but if he actually meant to hit that pole he should consider a career in stunt boating!

-Via Boing Boing


This Adorable Japanese Mascot Drums Like A Heavy Metal God

Metal bands are made up of more than just darkly clad characters these days, and with bands like Mac Sabbath, GWAR and Green Jelly out there it's becoming hard for an ordinary human to stand out.

But the Japanese apple mascot character in this video is such a badass drummer he doesn't need a band!

(YouTube Link)

His name is Nyango Star, and he's an apple-cat thing from Kuroishi city in Aomori prefecture who really knows his way around a drum set. Here he is absolutely killing it while playing the Slipknot track "Before I Forget":

(YouTube Link)

Nyango Star recently came to the world's attention when this video of him playing Anpanman's March was shared by Twitter user @ak1225_062708 :

Now every metal band in the world is trying to get Nyango Star to audition, but he's so metal he thinks joining bands is for posers!

Read Japanese Cat-Apple Mascot Is Actually A Killer Drummer, Rocks Out To X-Japan here


How To Make Your Own Blooming Marshmallow

Paying five bucks for a cup of coffee or hot chocolate is hard for customers to swallow, so baristas come up with clever gimmicks that make people want to fork over a fiver.

But one of the coolest coffee shop gimmicks I've seen in a long time is pretty easy to replicate at home- the blooming marshmallow.  

Dominique Ansel's fancy sugar flower has been taking social media by storm just like his Cronuts did before, but this one's actually pretty easy to make at home thanks to this video and recipe by POPSUGAR.

(YouTube Link)

See Blooming Marshmallow recipe here

-Via Boing Boing


Crafty Father And Son Build An Assault Trombone

There's something special about a parent and child creating and constructing something together, and hearing about these stories of building and bonding remind us of fun times from our own childhood.

But these endearing builds are even better when the project they're building is absurd, fun for the kid to play with and totally unique.

Back in 2015 YouTuber CAPTAINQUINN and his son built a real life cartoon weapon- an Assault Trombone that takes down wascally wabbits and daffy ducks with a deafening toot!

(YouTube Link)

-Via Laughing Squid


The Best Photos From The B&W Child Photography Contest 2016

(Looking For The Queen by Magdalena Hutchins)

Kids have a unique(ly short) view of the world, but it's hard for them to effectively convey their view to adults because they have yet to learn how to use language to make the content of their minds known.

(Untitled by Alicja Brodowicz)

Photographers who work with children as their subjects therefor try to show us what the children see, and how the wee folks feel in the land of the big people.

(Batman by Anna Kuncewicz)

These fantastic photos are winners from the 3rd annual International Photo Competition B&W Child 2016, and looking through them all is like taking a visual trip through the highs and lows of childhood.

(Ghost by Oriano Nicolau)

See The Best Photos From The B&W Child Photography Contest Of 2016 here


A Different Kind Of Spider Man

The words "spider" and "man" are so common they must come together quite often in the world of costumed crime fighting, and Peter Parker can't be the first hero to see how cool those two words sound together.

But, as this comic by Invisible Cat Stories shows, the criminals and villains who face Peter's version are actually getting off easy! Death by thousands of spiders...*shiver*

-Via Geeks Are Sexy


What Minority Report Computers Would Really Be Like

Futuristic movies and TV shows like Minority Report show characters using cool floating computer screens they access by waving their hands in the air while they have a super serious look on their face.

Even cooler- when the floating computer screen is voice activated, and capable of displaying those really awesome looking 3D maps they spin in the air when they're making plans.

But, like most tech that looks really cool on film, the reality would be an annoyingly unmanageable device that makes you look stupid while you use it and makes everyone nearby hate you! (NSFW language)

(YouTube Link)

-Via CollegeHumor


Vatican City Hailmarys - Blessed Be Those Who Score The Most TDs


Vatican City Hailmarys by Dansmash

Vatican City has failed to produce a successful sports team because their players are always too humble and reverent to keep their head in the game. They're always either looking up to God or down at their feet in the meekest way possible, which in no way helps them keep track of the ball or the players rushing towards them. But one day while they were trying out the sport of American football they gave the ball to a young lady named Maria, and she hurled that football through the air as if Jesus himself were carrying it aloft on his shoulders. It sailed down the field and landed right in the arms of a priest named Abby who was busy imploring the heavens for help and just so happened to be standing in the inzone, scoring Vatican City's first ever touchdown. And thus the Vatican City Hailmarys were born, and they would rain a blessed storm of pigskin down upon their competition...

Cheer on your favorite Catholic football team with this Vatican City Hailmarys t-shirt by Dansmash, it's a hilarious way to show some love for Mother Mary and her incredible passing skills!

Visit Dansmash's Facebook fan page, Twitter and Tumblr, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more blessedly geeky designs:

Tokemon Clobberin' Time Ashes to Ashes Dudermeister

View more designs by Dansmash | More Funny T-shirts | New T-Shirts

Are you a professional illustrator or T-shirt designer? Let's chat! Sell your designs on the NeatoShop and get featured in front of tons of potential new fans on Neatorama!


Kung Fu Frankenstein - Master Of The Flying Severed Foot Kick!


Kung Fu Frankenstein! by Chip Skelton

The Monster had grown quite fond of reading how-to books, and he loved to watch instructional TV shows and tutorials online in order to figure out how to create things and better himself through learning. Science didn't appeal as much to him as it had to his father Victor, and his thoughts were still not clear enough to write a novel, but physical activities suited the Monster just fine. One day he was building a new bookcase and needed to cut a board down when he realized he'd left his saw in the storage shed, so rather than lurching all the way back he just chopped that board in half. And so the Monster's obsession with martial arts had begun...

This totally groovy Kung Fu Frankenstein! t-shirt by Chip Skelton is just the thing to kick your life into high gear, and the perfect shirt to wear while you're adventuring in real life or simply watching a Kung Fu movie marathon with friends.

Visit Chip Skelton's Facebook fan page, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more geek-tastic designs:

Atomic Fire Born! Curious Kamaji Great Ohmu Demon

View more designs by Chip Skelton | More Funny T-shirts | New T-Shirts

Are you a professional illustrator or T-shirt designer? Let's chat! Sell your designs on the NeatoShop and get featured in front of tons of potential new fans on Neatorama!


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