All Men Must Die by Legendary Phoenix

He may not look like a man to be feared, he may not seem like your typical killer, but Mr. Martin has proven the pen is mightier than the sword by slaying his way through one fantasy kingdom after another, and if you read his books you'd better not get attached to your favorite characters!

Bring the power of the written word to your geeky wardrobe with this All Men Must Die t-shirt by Legendary Phoenix and share your love of bloody good fantasy fiction.

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Dexter's Cereal Killer by rustenico

Wake up to a bloody big bowl of Dexter's Cereal Killer brand cereal and you'll be waking up in a really dark place. This is the cereal best eaten at night, when no one is watching, maybe on a boat or in a blood splatter lab, and even though it kills your hunger there's a surprise inside that makes it really hard to stomach!

Everybody's favorite serial killer now has his own brand of breakfast cereal, help spread the word with this Dexter's Cereal Killer t-shirt by rustenico.

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Why Did It Have To Be Snake? by Doodle Dojo

Dr. Jones had always been too busy to bother with video games, because he preferred to spend his retirement reading old tomes and polishing statues, but when he was called back into duty forty years after his last adventure he came face-to-face with the technological age in the temple of Ahtahree. To make matters worse, the game that stopped his comeback square in its tracks was named after his greatest fear-snakes!

You don't have to be a famous adventurer, or a retro game enthusiast, to appreciate this clever Why Did It Have To Be Snake? t-shirt by Doodle Dojo, but having a silly sense of humor doesn't hurt!

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Ms Galactus by Steevin Love

They say behind every great man stands an even greater woman, and in the case of that purple clad, planet eating gargantuan the apple of his eye also happened to be massive and dressed all in shades of violet. She was the Ms to his universe terrorizing Mr, and when the two met it was like a heart shaped meteoric collision.

Celebrate an intergalactic love affair of superheroic proportions with this Ms Galactus t-shirt by Steevin Love, it's the fashionable way to show off your love of comic books!

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Totes Mah Goats by Alex Boake Illustration

When that cute little kid named Georgy heard all the cool goats talking by the trough he was only impressed by one particular phrase- Totes Mah Goats. To Georgy these three words sounded like a celebration of all things goatly, and he spent the next three days running around the pasture saying Totes Mah Goats to any critter, or insect, who would listen!

Ring your snappy catch phrase bell with this Totes Mah Goats t-shirt by Alex Boake Illustration, all the cool kids are sure to get a kick out of this bleating cool shirt!

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Crocodile Hunter by xiaobaosg

Our old pal Steve is now playing with all the critters spending their afterlife in that great big jungle in the sky, but the animal channel is looking for a replacement. The problem is- this stylish croc is the only guy who showed up! It seems a little too literal to have a croc who enjoys hunting take over the crocodile hunter show, but at least he knows his way around the swamps!

Celebrate one of the wildest reptile wranglers who ever lived with this Crocodile Hunter t-shirt, it's a fun way to show your love of Mr. Irwin and all creatures scaled and toothy.

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It's OK to Kill Brain Cells by Barrett Biggers

Wasting brain cells playing a video game is a-ok, but there are far worse ways to lose your mental acuity that aren't Samus approved- like having them sucked out of your head by a parasitic alien! Game on, but keep your head screwed on tight too, for the sake of the universe.

Video game propaganda looks quite provocative when it's presented on a t-shirt, bring home this It's OK to Kill Brain Cells t-shirt by Barrett Biggers and help spread the word about bad brain cells.

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You may have seen Maleficent all large and in charge on the big screen, and you may have thought that it was the only movie Disney would be putting out for a while, but then something strange rears its rhyming head, a cameo so strange, so out of place, that it just might overshadow the original movie.

Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson stars as the wickedest witch of them all in MaleFiftyCent, and he ain’t afraid of no lil white girl!

50 Cent shared his experience playing the role of a lifetime with Jimmy Kimmel on his night time talkie show, revealing why Disney may have made a big mistake revealing that other version starring Angelina Jolie first!

-Via Vulture

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Do you have a bunch of tools laying around in your garage but don’t know how to use them, much less what they’re called? Does a hammer or wrench make you feel uncomfortable when you look at it, because you’ve never used it for anything besides squishing bugs and breaking down boxes?

Well, this very informative animated short called The ABCs of Hand Tools, created for GM by Disney way back in 1945, should set you straight on the world of basic tools, and how they’re all used, so you can proudly walk into that hardware store and say “I need a ball-peen hammer because I’ve got some dented metal to pound out!”, which should be answered by congratulatory cheers and pats on the back by the rest of the folks in the store who were once like you!

-Via LifeHacker

Disney’s epic live action movie Maleficent hit the theaters with amazing special effects, the back story behind that witchy woman who proclaimed herself Mistress of All Evil, and mixed reviews from moviegoing audiences.

But despite what you thought of the movie, the hard working artists behind the scenes who are ultimately responsible for giving the film its signature look and feel deserve a lot of praise.

Here’s a peek at some crazy original concept art for Maleficent created by concept artist Kelton Cram, which shows how the character’s look evolved from ethereal forest witch to the chiseled cheekbone version that made it onto the big screen.  

-Via Moviepilot

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Have you ever wondered what police officers do on their down time, or in between busts and answering calls? Apparently they enjoy a bit of lip syncing to their favorite songs, in this case the Katy Perry hit "Dark Horse".

Seeing officers Aerial Ronell and Ranell Roy from the Rosenburg, Texas police department break it down in their squad car really humanizes these much maligned civil servants, catching them in a rare lighthearted moment.

-Via 22 Words

Disney movies tend to look all shiny happy fantastic when we’re kids, but as we grow up and begin to develop our analytical minds things in those beloved animated wonderlands of our youth start to fall apart.

Plot holes so big you can drive a truck through them, not so kiddie subtexts of racism, classism, and overt sexism become hard to ignore, and the much too obvious inspiration for some of those classic Disney movies can make them feel like a total ripoff.

Thankfully we have these brutally honest Disney movie posters, to let parents and their kids know what they’re getting into before they expose their eyeballs to all that Disney has to offer.

They were created by Christine Gritmon and Nick Nadel of The FW, and hopefully they'll soon become the standard for movie advertising, so we don't have to sit through another stinker like (insert disappointing movie title here)!

-Via GeekTyrant

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When a person’s interest in tattoos turns into addiction, and they proceed to cover themselves from head to toe in ink, they do so knowing that people are going to stare at them, and ask them questions about their tattoos, when they’re in public.

Rico the Zombie (Rick Genest) is the world’s most tattoed man, and he chose to make himself look more "interesting" by covering his body in tattoos, but there are bound to be moments in Mr. Zombie’s life when he wishes he could cover up his ink.

Enter Dermablend Professional- a company that produces a cover up makeup so powerful it makes Rico the Zombie look like Rico the Smith- ordinary tattooless citizen of the world…albeit with a few more facial piercings.

This video from a few years back shows the power of their product, and is truly the most effective advertising I've ever seen for a cover up makeup!

-Via The FW

To say that Captain America is an idealized version of a normal human being is an understatement- he is human perfection incarnate, his mind and body working as one well oiled machine, created to take down the evil Nazi empire, and that nefarious bonehead the Red Skull.

But have you ever had the nature of his perfection spelled out for you?

Leave it to Dorkly to do an amazingly succinct job of spelling out how Captain America is quite possibly "the most perfectly conceived character in the entire Marvel Universe", read these six little illustrated panels and you’ll probably come away unable to think of that star spangled superhero the same way ever again!

-Via Dorkly

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Animals that are covered in fur, or feathers or spines, are often identified by how they look when they're wearing a full coat, and many animals look downright sad when their signature coat is gone.

Yet there are times when an animal loses its fur/feathers/spines, or has to have it shaved off due to a skin condition, and although they don't seem to mind they often end up looking downright strange, terrifying even!

Take a look at the critters in this Bored Panda article entitled These 15 Animals Without Hair Are Barely Recognizable and see if you'd be able to identify these poor, bald critters if you saw them in the wild.

Some are easy to identify, others look nothing like you'd imagine when they're "naked"!