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This star studded celebrity comedy video is the second in the Jimmy Kimmel Live series, in which celebrities muster up their nerves and read some just plain awful tweets about themselves.

It's funny in an uncomfortable kind of way, and I must say these celebs handle the scathing remarks much better than I would!

--via Stuff I Stole From The Internet

Have you ever wondered how long it would take your pet guinea pig to mow the lawn?

Me neither, but now that I think about it having an army of guinea pigs mow my lawn every day would be pretty freakin' cute, that is until the hawks and crows move in for an all-you-can-eat buffet.

For my lawn it would take 8 guinea pigs all day to mow that sucker down, choose your animal and find out how long it will take them to clean up your yard for you at the link below.

Link  --via Gizmodo

 

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The King & The Worst is a short film set during World War II, and centers around Jack Kirby and Ed Wood battling an even sorcerer.

King & Worst is a strange little film, but I had fun watching it and I hope they're setting up for a sequel!

It's subtitled in English, so I apologize in advance if you don't enjoy light reading with your movie.

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This tripped out floor illusion was discovered in a Paris video game store, and is probably used as a deterrent against drunken shoppers!

I would have to repeat the mantra "this floor is flat" when walking around this store, or else my vertigo might kick in and send me to the ground reeling with dizziness...

Link  --via Super Punch

The composite sketch above is by Brian Joseph Davis, who utilized police sketch software to give us an idea of what Count Dracula, the fictional character from Bram Stoker's Dracula, should have looked like.

I must admit that this is one of the most unusual, and original, takes on Dracula I've ever seen.

Maybe they should reboot the Dracula movie and set it in the deep south?

Link  --via Geek Tyrant

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Batman sidekick turned badass with a bad attitude Dick Grayson, aka Nightwing, is the star of this fan made short film by Jeremy Le & Danny Shepherd.

Overall I enjoyed watching this short, it had good directing, nice visual effects and excellent costuming, but the bad acting did make some scenes feel a bit cheesy.

Still, I wouldn't mind seeing more of these shorts, and I've always wanted to see DC use Nightwing more in their screen adaptations.

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Amael Isnard and Leo Bridle are animators from London who are gearing up for the 2012 Olympics by making silly animated shorts about local wildlife carrying a torch of their own.

I like the simple and flat look of the critter characters, and compositing the animation over live action video was a nice touch.

Looks like even the squirrels and pigeons are excited about the upcoming Olympic games!

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These oil paintings by Peter Ferguson are so full of fairy tale inspired fantastic imagery that looking at them is like peering through a window into an alternate dimension full of anthropomorphic animals running amok.

Every one of Peter's glorious works has an amazing story to tell, and as your eyes move around the canvas new details are discovered and new elements are added to the tale.

Take your eyes on a magical journey through Peter's works at the links below and feed your head!

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What's the best way to protect the stuff crammed into your garden shed? Post a friendly Dalek out front and watch trespassers get the extermination they deserve.

This Doctor Who approved TARDIS shed and Dalek statue were created by Einstein19, who created these fun backyard additions a decade ago and finally decided to share them with the rest of the interwebs!

I wonder if this shed is as big as a two car garage on the inside?

Link  --via Nerd Approved

This futuristic looking basketball stadium is not only stylish, it's recyclable!

Created specifically for use at massive events like the 2012 Olympics, this spaced out white structure looks like something from Superman's home planet, and it's sure to catch oohs and aahs from all in attendance.

Link  --via Gizmodo

You've seen Einstein thinking, frowning, smiling and sticking his tongue out in an unparalleled photo op.

But have you seen him maxin' and relaxin' on the beach, soakin' up some rays and chillin' like Bob Dylan?

Then check out this fun gallery of vintage pics showing the moustachioed genius at his most relaxed, taking a break from his heavy genius workload.

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The Mosaic Man has been a mainstay of street art in New York for over 30 years, applying his intricate tile mosaics to light posts all over the East Village.

This Etsy: Handmade Portraits documentary takes a fascinating look at the life and works of the Mosaic Man Jim Power, showing how his unique works, and the man himself, add a bit of color to the Big Apple.

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To celebrate all the fun and cardiovascular health provided by the sport of running, Puma has created a charming little 8-bit video game that lets you choose a pixelated body and run free from the comfort of your office chair.

It's like entering a competition without all that icky sweat and anxiety, and you'll even have a crowd of multi-colored blockheads cheering you on!

Link  --via DesignTAXI

If you want to freak your family out for the rest of their natural lives then you gotta get your hands on one of these creepy bust urns before you kick the bucket and write it into your will!

Created by Cremation Solutions to look like the spitting image of the guy or gal whose ashes are inside, this is one scary way for your ashes to spend eternity!

Imagine finding one of these suckers at a yard sale in 2112- "What the heck is this?!"

"Primitive sculptural display urn, apparently he wanted to be remembered for being rather ugly...."

"I'll give you twelve Drekmars for it!"

(Previously on Neatorama- Personalized Urns For The Deceased- LINK)

Link  --via Gizmodo

The title of this article definitely describes how these paper sculptures by Yunwoo Choi were made, but these are more than just rolled up tubes of paper.

These are media honeycombs, wispy clouds of waste paper, gossip rags turned into sacred shrouds.

They are as compelling to look at, to pick apart, as they are heavy.

Seriously, each one of these suckers must weigh hundreds of pounds!

Link  --via Beautiful/Decay