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Personalized Urns for the Deceased

By John Farrier in Gadget on Jul 29, 2009 at 7:57 am


Would you like to keep your departed loved ones in an urn on the mantle? How about in an urn that looks like the deceased person’s head? Cremation Solutions makes personalized urns using facial reconstruction and 3D mapping software.

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  1. Gail Pink
    Jul 29th, 2009 at 7:58 am

    Horrifying, and yet, strangely neat!

  2. SenorMysterioso
    Jul 29th, 2009 at 8:00 am

    No

  3. Lauren
    Jul 29th, 2009 at 8:05 am

    No. No. No no no nononononononono.

  4. LisaL
    Jul 29th, 2009 at 8:47 am

    Ok that is just too freakin creepy. Don't want!

  5. ChuckD
    Jul 29th, 2009 at 8:49 am

    This is creepy beyond reason. Each and every time I passed this in the living room, I would crumple into the fetal position, rocking back and forth while praying that it would take its eyes off my soul.

  6. Paula
    Jul 29th, 2009 at 10:18 am

    would it be more or less creepy with the eyes closed? I want to say less because the non-blinking open eyes is too creepy.

  7. Gauldar
    Jul 29th, 2009 at 10:49 am

    This takes F'ed up to a whole new level! Nice!

  8. Fran
    Jul 29th, 2009 at 10:56 am

    Not no, but hell NO. CREEPY!

  9. marishka
    Jul 29th, 2009 at 11:30 am

    Do they make the ceramic urns out of the deceased's ashes?

  10. Kalel
    Jul 29th, 2009 at 11:31 am

    They just need to add chia seeds.

  11. Splint Chesthair
    Jul 29th, 2009 at 11:48 am

    "That's not herbal tea, that's Herb!"

    Lol, ahh, I miss that show.

  12. LisaL
    Jul 29th, 2009 at 12:10 pm

    LOL Kalel.. How screwed up would THAT be!

  13. star4589
    Jul 29th, 2009 at 12:21 pm

    Now this is just wrong. But one question.....Would they use the deceased real hair?

  14. Gauldar
    Jul 29th, 2009 at 1:13 pm

    I've got a great idea, make the eyes concave so they follow the person around the room.

  15. edhel_espyn
    Jul 29th, 2009 at 1:29 pm

    too creepy even for me. xD

  16. health
    Jul 29th, 2009 at 1:46 pm

    I'm open to the possibility of a chia pet expansion.

  17. meg
    Jul 29th, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    star-That is a great idea. dude. shave the head before the cremation, and put the hair on the urn!

  18. Jeff Vandenberg
    Jul 29th, 2009 at 3:34 pm

    I want one of me. Staring out from the mantel.

  19. seekshelter
    Jul 29th, 2009 at 4:04 pm

    this would be a great b-day/xmas gift for enemies..

  20. Noelegy
    Jul 29th, 2009 at 7:40 pm

    All kinds of HELL NO.

  21. wolfie_inu
    Jul 30th, 2009 at 5:08 am

    That's just way too weird. No ways, man.

  22. Video Game Dork
    Jul 30th, 2009 at 5:30 am

    Creepy, and in more than just the 'dead unblinking face starting at you' way. Its creepy for the indications of the psychology of those who'd keep it around.

  23. ted
    Jul 30th, 2009 at 6:25 am

    They should put the lid in the bottom of the jar.
    Looks like he had brain surgery.

  24. Verily
    Jul 30th, 2009 at 4:45 pm

    This would be so fitting if the deceased had been decapitated.

  25. Alex
    Jul 30th, 2009 at 5:16 pm

    This needs to be made into bobble heads we can carry at the NeatoShop ...

  26. D Bozko
    Jul 30th, 2009 at 6:40 pm

    It looks like a cookie jar. How about making it a music box that'll play the deceased's favorite song when you open it?

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