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Here's What Happened To A Boy Who Ate 25 Laxative Brownies In An Hour

Visual media makes pranking people with laxatives look like fun, but eating too many laxatives can lead to serious health problems including kidney failure, low potassium levels and severe dehydration.

A bonehead named BG learned this lesson the hard way when he decided to participate in some stupid online laxative-eating competition- but instead of eating one or two laxative-filled brownie he ate 25 in an hour.

Each brownie contained the recommended adult dose of 2 laxative tablets, so needless to say BG was stuck in the bathroom, but it's the other effects of a laxative overdose which he'll never forget:

This foolish move sparked a trail of events starting with massive dehydration and low potassium. It led to rhabdomyolysis and acute kidney injury. If left in this condition without aid, “your body, down to its bones, will rot away and eventually you'll die in a pool of your own waste that should have been in your urine," Chubbyemu explains. Nice.

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-Via IFL Science


Listen To Comic Artist Neal Adams' Hilarious Audioplay For Batman Vs. Elmer Fudd

When DC Comics announced they were releasing a bunch of DC/Looney Tunes Specials I was excited to see what they would do with these beloved characters.

Then they released titles like Jonah Hex/Yosemite Sam, Lobo/Road Runner and Martian Manhunter/Marvin the Martian which proved to be both crazier and cooler than expected when the concept was fleshed out with artwork and grim storylines.

But none of the DC/Looney Tunes crossover titles are as delightfully dark, or as bats#$t crazy, as the Batman/Elmer Fudd special, where we find Fudd giving up his hunt for wabbits to take down the Bat.

Comic artist extraordinaire Neal Adams liked the crossover comic so much he created this super fun audioplay as "An homage to my new favorite comic book", so we can actually hear the Fudd hit the fan.

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-Via GeekTyrant


Giant Plot Holes Kids Shows From The 80s Left Unexplained

Kids shows aren't known for their attention to detail, nor do they normally care about continuity errors or plot holes, and even though they've gotten better over the years show creators were terrible about these things in the 1980s.

So many 80s kids shows left giant plot holes unexplained that we can discuss all the disconnects until the cows come home, and speaking of cows- was Barth's Burgery on You Can't Do That On Television actually serving beef?

Whatever Barth was serving up made the kids sick on a weekly basis, so you'd think they would have stopped eating there, but I guess they were sick of slime.

And speaking of sick- Gargamel chased the Smurfs because he wanted to eat them, and even though it was never fully explained it seems like Smurfs must be pretty tasty if Gargamel was willing to go to so great lengths for a Smurf Sandwich.

80s Kids looking for a regular meal could pay a visit to Punky's Place, where a teenage Punky Brewster fulfilled her dream of running a restaurant and sold sammiches and such instead of going to school.

So why would a kids show let their main character play hooky? Because any show that features a dog wedding as their final episode clearly had no idea what kind of message they were trying to send to kids!

See 19 Giant Plot Holes '80s Kids Shows Left Unanswered at BuzzFeed


Odd And Rare Muscle Cars You Don't See Every Day

Muscle cars are the sexiest and most badass cars to ever rule the road, and even though they often have hybrid guts these days classic models like the Mustang, Camaro and Firebird are still released with classic muscle car-inspired bodies.

But there will never make a new muscle car that can compare to the mighty curves on the 1969 Chevrolet COPO Camaro:

Chevrolet’s Central Office Production Order (COPO) system was designed for fleet sales and special orders (taxis, trucks, etc.) to offer 427 cu in engines in the Camaro. Two COPO numbers, 9560 and 9561, were offered in the 1969 model year. COPO 9561 used the solid-lifter L72 big-block engine, making 425 hp while COPO 9560 used an all-aluminum 427 cu in big-block dubbed the ZL-1 which was specifically designed for drag racing.

The Dodge Charger Daytona also came out in '69 and is equally sexy in its own way, but the Daytona has not one but six NASCAR wins under its belt:

The Daytona was intended to be a high-performance, limited-edition version of the Dodge Charger produced in the summer of 1969 for the sole purpose of winning high-profile NASCAR races. It won two races in 1969 and another four in 1970 for a total of 6. The Daytona was built on the 1969 Charger’s R/T trim specifications. The Daytona was equipped with a 440 cu in Magnum engine as standard and it also carried a heavy-duty suspension and brake setup. Now, being very rare and highly collectible, 440-powered Daytonas reach into six-figure territory while 426 hemi-engined cars are passing the $300,000.00 mark.

But as badass as those two muscle machines are I'd rather drive the Boss- the 1969/70 Ford Mustang Boss 429 that is:

The Boss 429 Mustang is a high performance variant of the Ford Mustang that came out in in 1969 and 1970. Also known as the “Boss 9”, it is arguably one of the rarest and most valued muscle cars to date. Its origins came about as a result of NASCAR when Ford was seeking to develop an engine that could compete with Chrysler’s famed 426 Hemi in NASCAR’s Sprint Cup Series. After much consideration, Ford decided that the Mustang would be the car that would house this new engine. These cars are highly sought after and can fetch up to $417,000.00 at auction.

See 25 Odd And Rare Muscle Cars You Don't See Everyday here


Watch Bert And Ernie Squabble During The Debut Of 'Backyard With Bert'

Bert and Ernie have been cohabitating and doing their odd couple schtick together for nearly 50 years, and in that time they have somehow managed to remain friends despite Bert's uptightness and Ernie's boorishness.

But it appears the years are catching up with the Muppet odd couple, and the pressure of creating the new weekly vlog 'Backyard With Bert' is definitely putting a strain on their relationship. And how is it that Ernie has never noticed that Bert has a unibrow?

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-Via Laughing Squid


Add Some Retro-Tastic Fun To Your Geeky Wardrobe With A NeatoShop T-Shirt

Uncle Vinny by Emilie Boisvert

People used to think digging stuff from back in the day was strictly for freaks and geeks, but nowadays everybody knows retro is where it's at, especially when it comes to pop culture.

So if you're a retro fan then the NeatoShop is gonna make you flip your wig- because we have hundreds of great designs available on all kinds of tees and hoodies, including lots of designs for those in a retro state of mind. And now through October 8th all shirts in the shop are on sale!

Back in the day popular music didn't bite like it does today, and by bite I mean it totally blows

Thriller by Vincent Trinidad

And even though many clothing styles were scary bad at least people didn't look like clones

Gorgeous! by Hillary White

Man, I miss so many things about those good old days I could fill a book!

Journal Of The Willis by Captain RibMan

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Classics Of Mountains And Seas

Chinese writers and artists have been inspiring creatives from around the world for centuries, and the interesting imagery and unique viewpoint present in works from China continues to resonate creatively with us all.

It's even better when these works resonate with Chinese artists, and when illustrator Yidan Xie read the ancient Chinese story Classic of Mountain and Seas she was inspired to create this beautiful animated short based on imagery found in the book.

ClassicOfMountainAndSeas from Yidan Xie on Vimeo.

-Via JazJaz


Hilarious Wrong Number Texts That Were Actually Oh So Right

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Wrong number texts have taken over where the wrong number phone calls left off after we all started carrying smartphones around, and the texts are raising the bar with the addition of photos and increased anonymity.

Now you don't even have to talk to creep someone out, you can just send them a photo like this!

Generally speaking the process is the same- you get a wrong number text, you write back "wrong number bro" and they write back something like "sorry about that".

But every once in a while the person texting you is so persistent they refuse to believe they have the wrong number until you give them some physical proof.

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See 16 Hilarious Wrong-Number Texts That Went So, So Right here


Watching This Toddler Try To Play A Game Boy Will Make You Feel Old

The Nintendo Game Boy revolutionized portable gaming in three major ways- it allowed gamers to take multiple games with them on cartridges, it let them use their headphones and it offered multiplayer options via the Game Link port.

These were amazing features in a handheld gaming device in 1989, and even though the black and white graphics were somewhat dull games like Tetris and Dr. Mario were fun and addictive.

But kids today grow up with smart devices that have touchscreens, HD graphics and online connectivity so to them the Game Boy must seem like an ancient relic, one which they can't figure out how to play.

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Proud papa Chris Cohoon shot these videos of his daughter puzzling over the Game Boy's antiquated features, such as buttons and a screen that doesn't respond to touch, but after a while she figures out how to play.

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-Via GeekTyrant


This Illustrated Periodic Table Shows The Chemical Elements In Daily Life

It isn't easy to visualize what the elements on the Periodic Table represent in our daily lives, and ask most people which household items have Boron, Cadmium or Indium in them and they'll just shrug their shoulders.

Boeing software engineer and graphic designer Keith Enevoldsen created this Periodic Table Of Elements, In Pictures And Words so we can easily connect the dots between the elements and stuff we use every day.

I would not be surprised if Keith's illustrated Periodic Table replaces the standard Periodic Table in the classroom, because it lets you see that Boron is in tennis rackets, Cadmium is in paint and Indium is in LCD displays at a glance.

See full size Periodic Table here

-Via My Modern Met


Horror BFFs - They Prove Friendship Can Be Terrifying!


Horror BFFs by Dooomcat

When you have something in common with your friends, like a hobby or personal interest, then your bond grows stronger as you become more and more obsessed with that thing you all enjoy. But movie stars usually have a hard time maintaining friendships because their egos get in the way of bonding as they all vie for the number one slot. However, horror movie villains don't have this problem because there's plenty of victims for everyone, and they all have the same horrible goal in mind- spread the darkness until it covers the world. That's why it's in a slasher's best interest to become BFFs with their fellow slashers and movie monsters, so they can work their evil ways as a group, becoming even scarier as they slay with their posse!

You'll make new fiends wherever you go when you wear this Horror BFFs t-shirt by Dooomcat, it's the cute yet wicked way to show the world not all friendships are good- some are downright evil!

Visit Dooomcat's Facebook fan page and official website, then head on over to her NeatoShop for more horror-bly good designs:

FWIP! Story Time Nightmare BFFs Sailor BFFs

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Nevermind Bros - Come As You Are


Nevermind Bros by Mike Pacheco

You'd think a guy who spends all day jumping and punching and fighting would be fit, and considering all he eats are mushrooms and flowers you'd think he would be thin, but I guess all that powerful food goes straight to Mario's gut! But it doesn't really matter how he looks as long as he gets the job done, and Princess Peach certainly doesn't seem to mind that Mario's belly has grown to super proportions over the years. However, I still can't help but wonder- how did Mario get so fat when Luigi is still thin as a rail?!

Add some massive mashup funny to your geeky wardrobe with this Nevermind Bros t-shirt by Mike Pacheco, it's the hilarious way to show the world you're a Nirvana fan and a great big fan of those super bros too!

Visit Mike Pacheco's official website and Twitter, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more ridiculously cool designs:

BombOmb Thrower Chola The Explorer KRAND WITH STUPID Boy From The Future

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Halloween Doodles - Time To Sweeten Up Your T-Shirt Collection!


Halloween Doodles by AnishaCreations 

Tis the season for the leaves to start falling off the trees and the candy to start falling into our trick-or-treat bags, and because of all that and more Fall is our favorite time of the year! And those who are as passionate about this time of year as we are should wear their love of Halloweentime on their chest with a cute tee, like this Halloween Doodles t-shirt by AnishaCreations. It's so delightfully cheery people will want to eat you up wherever you go, and the jack-o-lantern's goofy grin will brighten up even the darkest of days, so slip into Fall with a sweet and festive fashion upgrade!

Visit AnishaCreations's Twitter, Instagram and Tumblr, then head on over to her NeatoShop for more boo-tiful designs:

GhostBOOsters! Evil Black Jack Ghost Love Old Skull

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Merry Cthulmas- And A Happy New Fear!


Merry Cthulmas - A Cthulhu Christmas (X-Mas) by Captain RibMan

You'd think Cthulhu's favorite holiday would be Halloween, considering he's such a creepy squid faced fellow, but surprisingly the Great Old One is partial to Christmas and he has the Santa hat to prove it. It seems Cthulhu does have a soul lurking in that disgusting body of his after all, and even though he likes to see people dying and going mad the rest of the year come Christmastime he softens up and starts giving out gifts- the gift of madness and eternal torment. Thanks Cthulhu-Claus!

Add some squid-faced humor to your festive attire with this Merry Cthulhmas- A Cthulhu Christmas (X-Mas) by Captain RibMan, it's sure to drive your fellow Lovecraft fans wild, giving them the gift of maniacal laughter.

Visit Captain RibMan's Facebook fan page, official website and Twitter, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more hilariously geeky designs:

Mr. E.T. - 80s Retro Vintage Mash-Up ¡Viva La ReVoltrón! Orange Cheeto Jesus Trump Aaugh!

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Batvillains - Arkham Asylum's Adorablest!


Batvillains by Harantula

In reality the villains who make the Caped Crusader's life hell aren't pretty, and most of them are downright ugly in both body and soul, but for some reason they don't look all that bad when they're drawn as cutesy characters. Maybe it's the fact that their horrible disfigurements and scary masks somehow look adorable when they're simplified, or maybe it's just that we naturally don't see cutesy characters as a threat. But after looking at this portrait of Arkham Asylum's finest I feel sorry for the Penguin, I want to hang out with Scarecrow this Halloween and I want to add Catwoman to my pet collection...but I'm still stayin' the hell away from that stabby clown faced Joker!

Gotham's villains have never looked as adorable as they do on this Batvillains t-shirt by Harantula, don't you just want to adopt them all and give 'em all a great big hug?!

Visit Harantula's NeatoShop for more bat-tastic designs:

Long live the King Fuusion Dancing forces Toriyama's Balloons

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