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The Horror Short That Inspired del Toro's Film MAMA

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Guillermo del Toro is no stranger to horror, and his fantastically disturbing films find inspiration in the darkest corners of the human psyche.

MAMA is the tale of orphaned children who survived in the wild thanks to a dark presence they call Mama, and the feature length film began as a short film so good it creeped out Guillermo del Toro, which is no small feat. 

Do yourself a favor and watch it with the lights on...

--via GeekTyrant


Disney Themed Paper Sculptures

Matt Hawkins of Custom Papertoys knows that 2d animation and paper sculptures have a lot in common, like implied dimensionality and eye pleasing contour lines, so turning a toon into a paper sculpture just makes sense.

His latest series is dedicated to Disney, and each piece looks just like the toon that inspired it without all that pesky animated motion and dialog. 

Link  --via Super Punch


Horrifically Bad Pokemon Cosplay

People's attitudes will go from "Gotta catch 'em all!" to "throw them back, quick!" if they see you walking around in Pokemon themed costumes as bad as the examples above.

The creepy guy in the Team Rocket getup looks like he lives in a van down by the river, where he performs ghastly experiments on cute little Pokemon, while the bottom guy (pun intended) has turned Pikachu into a sexy costume travesty.

Will kids ever see their favorite lightning tailed cutie the same way after witnessing sexy Pikachu strut around the streets? Hopefully they can learn to unsee...

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A Dog And His Power Wheel Car

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Dogs are driving all kinds of vehicles nowadays, and having a doggone good time doing it!

Here's a happy pup taking a spin around the yard in his very own Power Wheel car while his proud owner captures the whole thing on video.

It's further proof that dogs are tired of being driven around, they want a chance to get their own driver's license!

--via Tastefully Offensive


Before And After Beer

Before and After premium lager promises to give you a better outlook on life, and since it contains an amazing twelve percent alcohol  by volume (Budweiser averages five percent in comparison) it will either give you a strong set of beer goggles or it'll have you seeing stars!

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Flight Of The Homo Digitalis

In a strange alternate universe where sock puppets have replaced people, and their ancestors are naked hands, being the ultimate predator means having the strongest grip.

DeviantARTist postapocalypsia sculpted this far out piece as a tribute to the "hand made and hands on aspects of our society." Seems like a handy little fellow to have around!

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Fairy Tale Baby Photo Session

Photographer Wendi Riggens embraced childhood imagination with her new fairy tale themed series entitled Once Upon A Time. Nine month old Maddie is the star of the show, and she doesn't seem to mind playing dress up one bit!

Sweet dreams, little Maddie, we wouldn't want you to grow up too fast!

See more photos from the session at her site. Link  --via Laughing Squid


Underwater Portraits Of Babies

Even though they don't know how to swim yet, and their parents freak out if their head is under water for more than a few seconds, babies look right at home floating underwater.

Perhaps that's what inspired Bubble Pics to set their portrait series in a pool, either that or they got tired of kids crying during photo shoots!

Link  --via 22Words


The Creepiest Game You've Never Heard Of

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Take the works of Edgar Allen Poe, use them as the basis for an adventure video game starring William S. Burroughs and you've only begun to scratch the surface of the strangeness that is The Dark Eye.

Video games in the 90s definitely weren't lacking in originality, it's just too bad that most truly exceptional games like The Dark Eye were swept under the carpet by the big name games.

--via Kotaku


Beware The SJP Face Cream!

Why the long face? Oh, you must have tried out that new Sarah Jessica Parker brand face cream, from the makers of Mane Magic. My, your coat sure does looks shiny!

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(in case you haven't heard, we sell the horse head mask in the Neatoshop. Buy one and make your own ridiculous photo series, your pics may end up on Neatorama!)


The Best Family Portrait Ever

A hep cat, his hep chick and a sloth walked into a portrait studio.

The hep cat said "Hey man, like, how much for a pic?", to which the guy behind the counter replied "With or without digital retouching?"

The hep chick took offense to this statement, and said "Like, whaddya mean man? You don't dig the way we look, man?"

The guy's responded "You and your husband look just fine, but that is THE UGLIEST baby I've ever seen!"

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Canola Oil And Soup Explode In Mushroom Cloud

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Under (im)proper cooking conditions canola oil coupled with soup stock can go from hot to nuclear holocaust in just a few seconds, creating a deadly cool mushroom cloud effect. Thermodynamics in action-it's a beautiful thing!

(Want to skip the science and go straight for the explosion? Skip ahead to about 2:40)

--via 22Words


Pug Hops Up The Stairs Like A Bunny

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Monty the pug has been hanging around the carrot patch too much lately, and he's starting to pick up some peculiar habits from all those bunnies.

Hopping up the stairs may look easier than walking for a little pug, but one wrong bounce and Monty's gonna end up with an even flatter face!

--via Laughing Squid


Baby Takes A Ride On A Roomba

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Baby Aria doesn't seem very troubled by the idea of riding around on a Roomba, she looks like the idea might actually appeal to her. If you can't walk yet why not let a robotic vacuum take you where you need to go?!

--via Tastefully Offensive


Freaky Shark Face Makeup

With the right makeup, and proper lighting, you too can look like you have a big old hole in your face!

DeviantARTist XCRAZYONYOUX created this chasm faced makeup, much to the horror of her friends and family. Does health insurance cover this kind of wound?

A good makeup job can be as subtle, or exaggerated, as you want it to be. Just make sure you take lots of pics because the effect generally isn't as awe inspiring in person.

Link  --via Obvious Winner


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