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Disney World Surprise Gone Wrong

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When you reveal to your kids that a trip to Disney World has been booked, and they'll soon be rubbing elbows with Mickey Mouse in the Magic Kingdom, they generally get excited, or at least kinda happy.

The two brothers in this video, however, clearly had their hearts set on a trip to Chicago, so a trip to Disney World has made their life a living hell.

Disney World- it ain't got nothin' on the Windy City folks!

--via Stuff I Stole From The Internet


Time Travel + Monsters = Army Of Frankensteins

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The Civil War was bad, but imagine how much worse it would have been if human forces had to fight against an Army of Frankensteins!

Indie horror movies have really jumped the shark, but this one sounds like a schlocky good time that hopefully won't be too painful to watch...

--via io9


Cat Slaloms Across A Balcony Railing

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Cats are extremely agile critters, and sometimes they perform awe inspiring feats without even meaning to show off!

Watching this cat worming his way through a balcony railing reminds us all how important it is to stretch every day, so you can be as happy as this slick little kitty.

--via Tastefully Offensive


Meowza!

When you're a well dressed kitty and a gentleman you tend to attract purr-fectly delightful playmates. 

Just don't let your feline loving femme leave the house wearing such a scandalous outfit! A gentleman never reveals too much about his love life.

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Creepy Anatomical Body Painting

Who knows what lies beneath the skin of the living? Body painter Danny Quirk, that's who, and he shares his vision with the world through his gruesomely good anatomical art.

Here's more on Danny's body art:

 ...he’s painted images of what we look like on the inside right onto peoples’ skin using Sharpie markers and acrylic latex. His plan is to make this a 15-20 page series. He’s also done an even creepier series of images which are available in his Etsy store. They’re paintings on canvas that show people vivisecting themselves and neatly revealing their insides.

Link  --via Fashionably Geek


Photos Of People In Mid-Sneeze

It's virtually impossible to retain your composure when you're in the middle of a sneeze, and that's why photographer Ulf Lundin has chosen to capture this magical moment.

The subject's expressions range from slightly scrunched to one big mess, and the amount of spit flying through the air matches the messiness. Happy flu season!

Link  --via 22Words


Cat Insists On More Petting

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Once you start petting Noodles the cat you're not allowed to stop petting him until he's had his fill, so don't start unless you have lots of free time on your hands!

--via Tastefully Offensive


Steampunk Fantasy Short Film- The Wheel

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The Wheel is an extremely stylistic short film which was created by John Roberts, which won the Grand Jury Prize at the R3D Festival.

Here's a bit about this ambitious indie short:

This whimsical, visually imaginative tale concerns a dutiful young man, fated to maintain a large wheel that balances the entire world — and his rebellious sister who is determined to tempt that fate.

In short, it's fifteen minutes of visual bliss, with a pretty cool story to boot. Enjoy!

--via GeekTyrant


Custom Made Steampunk Nerf Batman Blaster Pistol

Custom made costume accessories don't come much cooler than this modded Steampunk Batman Nerf blaster pistol, which was created by Nerfenstein.

This sweet Steampunk styled blaster would be the perfect accessory for an alternate universe Dark Knight costume, from Gotham by Gaslight Batman to fan art inspired Rockabilly Batman.

It even has a gauge installed on the side so you know just how much steam is coursing through your pistol before you pull the trigger.

Link  --via Obvious Winner


Breaking Bad Goes Animal Style

Breaking Bad is heading in a bold new direction this season by replacing Bryan Cranston in the role of Walter White with Heisenpug, a smash faced little fellow with a bark as big as his bite.

Jesse will be played by a scrappy Chihuahua named Cheech, and DEA Agent/brother-in-law Hank Schrader will be played by conveniently named English Bulldog Hank. 

No word yet on which breeds will be replacing the rest of the cast, but one thing's for sure- the fur is gonna fly during the final season of Breaking Bad!

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Call Security, There's A Crazy Sumo Baby On The Loose!

Every once in a while someone (or something) comes running through the halls of the Neatorama building (aka Neatopolis) which gives us all nightmares and warrants a call to Security Officer Hicks.

Yesterday a manic, baby-faced sumo wrestler came tearing through the halls, screaming at the top of it's lungs and chasing John Farrier around, until Alex and Officer Hicks were able to subdue it with a flying elbow/groin kick combination.

The images above now serve as a reminder of what not to let in the building-namely anyone or anything wearing a creepy baby mask!

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True Facts About Sloths

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Ze man known as Ze Frank continues his video series of verum animalis with True Facts About Sloths, (arguably) the laziest critters that ever lived!

Let Ze Frank's monotone drone fill your head with (mostly) useful facts about these fascinating tree dwellers, edited for your viewing pleasure.

--via Laughing Squid


A Frolicking Baby Tapir

The tapir's power of cuteness is underrated, and they're often seen as little more than long nosed pigs by the zoologically uninformed.

But ignorance doesn't change the fact that tapirs are adorable, and when they're frolicking around with a friendly capybara at Zoo Brno in the Czech Republic no human can resist their charms.

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Arkham's Daycare For The Criminally Insane

Gotham's baddies started out as small time hoods, and while young master Bruce was attending fancy parties with his ill fated parents Arkham's criminally insane were treating each other like dirt on the playground, according to illustrator Paul Hostetler.

They're so cute it's hard to imagine them as murderous adults, especially lil nerdy Harley!

Link  --via Geeks Are Sexy


Cat Vs. Shoe

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Even though Socks the cat had walked past his owner's shoe five times that day without incident, on the sixth go round the shoe said something that really set him off, and he had to attack. By the look of his furious flying paws it must have been something about his dear old mother!

--via 22Words


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