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Working a desk job can make some folks go absolutely batty, or it can turn you into a mindless zombie who shuffles through the day watching the clock until quitting time. But for a few sturdy individuals the office worker’s life can transform you from a cubicle jockey to a real fireaxe wielding hero.

The office is ground zero for the zombie apocalypse in a quirky little game called Corporate Lifestyle Simulator, which was created by game designer Big Nic, and you must battle your way through zombified office workers, the bosses and what looks like a giant desk monster if you're ever going to get around to taking your lunch break.

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Whether you’re excited to see the film adaptation of the video game franchise Need For Speed, or you’re really excited about the new Muppet movie and couldn’t care less about that other one with the cars in it, you’re definitely going to enjoy this NFS inspired trailer starring cats, because the internet.

Knead Fur Speed is definitely worth the price of admission, even though the story does fall apart a bit at the end there, but hey- did I mention it has cats in it? Plus, it was made by The Pet Collective, and they're awesome, so enjoy!

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People love Oreo cookies, and they’re the best-selling cookie in the United States. So what makes them so adorable, so delicious and the go-to choice for cookie lovers nationwide?

Well, you won’t find any of those answers in this video entitled “How It’s Unmade- Oreo Cookies” by Jerk Circle, but you will discover how powerful wizards aid in the deconstruction of Oreo knockoffs, in huge factories built for the sole purpose of stripping those delicious discs of goodness down to their core ingredients.

It’s definitely not an episode of “How It’s Made” played in reverse with a new narration track, and the wizard element alone should prove it’s a true story!

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People made some bad style choices in the 1970s- leisure suits, Earth shoes, zippered and belted jumpsuits, and lemon yellow polyester slacks all come to mind as fairly common fashions that were fairly hideous.

But whether you escaped the decade fashionably unscathed, or you have a hideous Disco phase among the skeletons in your closet, chances are bad 70s style affected your look in one way- a bad hairstyle. We've all had our share of bad hair, but guys really got the short end of the stick during the 70s when it came to coiffures.

Seeing these bad hair pics will either make you appreciate your own hairstyle, or give you an idea for a new direction to take with your hairdo.

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Yoshi started out as a sideline character in Mario related titles like Super Mario World and Mario Kart, but his charm and good looks made him an instant hit with gamers on both sides of the bathroom wars, and soon Yoshi started having titles of his own.

Yoshi’s Island, Yoshi’s Safari and Yoshi’s Cookie are just a few of the dozen-or-so games which have starred the smiley anthropomorphic dinosaur with the powerful stomp and long sticky tongue, and yet with all the success this little guy has enjoyed over the years we know very little about his origin story.

Read on to find out fifteen fascinating facts about Mario's dinosaur pal Yoshi, just in time for the release of Yoshi's New Island for the Nintendo 3DS.

It takes dedication to hard work, enterprise, and/or a really high luck attribute to earn a million dollars in your lifetime, but what does it take to earn an Xbox Live Gamerscore of one million points?

A comfy couch, thumbs of steel and a dedication to staying unemployed so you can spend every waking hour gaming.

Super slacker gamer Stallion83 was halfway to his million point goal in 2010 when his geeky efforts caught the attention of Xbox Live’s Larry Hryb, who was there to celebrate this pyrrhic victory with the entire Xbox Live community as Stallion83 became a Guinness World Record holder and achievement millionaire.

-Via Kotaku

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Graham and Fiona Haddow decided to leave their boxer Fern in the car for about twenty minutes while they visited an art gallery, but Fern wasn't having it.

He started honking the car horn, telling them it was time to go, and didn't stop for a full fifteen minutes until they came out!

Their first mistake- leaving the dog in the car in the first place, which is just plain wrong, especially if you're doing something totally unessential like visiting an art gallery.

They're lucky Fern didn't deposit a big, steaming pile of disapproval on the driver's seat!

-Via 22 Words

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The five second rule is one of those schoolyard myths that seems to make no sense as you learn more about germs and bacteria, but as it turns out the playground talk was true- if you pick food up off the ground within five seconds it’s (relatively) safe to eat.

Students from Aston University in Birmingham, England, led by microbiology professor Anthony Hilton, conducted a study that focused on how E. Coli and Staphylococcus aureus are transferred to many different foods from many different floor types.

They found that "time is a significant factor in the transfer of bacteria from a floor surface to a piece of food", meaning it often takes longer than five seconds for the bacteria to adhere to the food.

A note by Professor Hilton:

Consuming food dropped on the floor still carries an infection risk as it very much depends on which bacteria are present on the floor at the time; however the findings of this study will bring some light relief to those who have been employing the five-second rule for years, despite a general consensus that it is purely a myth.

-Via Gizmodo

Celebrity gossip is full of stuff that famous folks may or may not have actually done, rumors that are hard to substantiate yet still become part of their image. Some facts, however, don’t readily become part of the gossip circuit, and there are some secrets celebrities would rather take to the grave than reveal to the public.

What do Elvis Presley, Woody Harrelson, Buzz Aldrin and Nic Cage have in common? They all made the list of 33 Facts About Famous People You Won’t Believe Are True, created by the humor hungry folks at Cracked, who decided to include a Hitler factoid for some reason. *shrugs*

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The colorful illustrations and GIFs created by T-Wei have a sense of motion built in to each character design, like a cartoon dissection in progress with lots of squiggly bits, a colorful peek underneath the skin that really comes to life in Tea’s body splitting GIFs.

Interactive viewing reveals the joy of cartoon surgery, as a bunch of fairly square folks are opened up to reveal the wriggling masses that lie beneath their skin.

They say the only way to truly understand someone is to know what lies beneath the surface, so those who live in T-Wei's mind are total squares with a lot of guts.

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The hit show Game of Thrones is as popular, if not more popular, than George R.R. Martin’s book series that inspired the show, and fans are gearing up for another dose of grim fantasy in the upcoming fourth season.

But if you can't remember where all the characters are in the world of Westeros and Essos you may want to consult this minimalist intro that’s also a handy guide to every character’s current location, which was created by student animators Mathilde Loubes, Jory Bertrand and Alison Dulou from Atelier de Sevre in Paris, France.

The overall design scheme is simple yet elegant, and the only problem with this intro is they've identified everyone by their real names so unless you know the actor that plays every character by name you may still be a bit lost.

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Leprechauns tend to come to mind this time of year- people start searching for that famed pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, and when they can't find it they reach for a bowl of Lucky Charms.

Lucky has been the Lucky Charms mascot for over fifty years, and he’s sick of those cereal bowl snatching children coming in to his neck of the woods and taking everything he owns. After all, marshmallow bits don't grow on trees, and those pilfered bowls of sugary cereal come right out of his paycheck.

Lucky is coming for you kiddies, and he's hell bent on revenge! Enjoy this fine animated short from Animation Domination HD, and have a happy St. Patty's Day!

-Via Stuff I Stole From The Internet

Wolf and unicorn have a very touchy relationship, it’s always bite and get bit when they’re together, and they’re both prone to random acts of violence.

They’re codependent in all the right ways, and even though their relationship teaches us something about predator and prey getting along in the wild it's also full of macabre twists and turns, a colorfully chaotic relationship unfolding on Andrew Benson's GIF Tumbler Wolf + Unicorn.

Wolf + Unicorn is more than just pretty little polygonal pictures- there's a story building that will rival the greatest love stories ever told, and I can't help but think of Andrew's series as a sign of GIF webcomics to come.

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The riots in Kiev, Ukraine, which subsequently turned into a full blown revolution, weren't started by soldiers or police officers, they were started by average people willing to fight for their rights against a corrupt government.

DIY weaponry is the norm among the freedom fighting citizen soldiers that form the front lines, and these weapons look like something straight out of a post apocalyptic movie.

Photographer Tom Jamieson has chosen to document the DIY weapons of the Ukranian Revolution in a totally artsy way, taking them out of the fray and simply showcasing the brutal ingenuity and crude beauty of each weapon.

And even though you can't see the wielders in these photos you can somehow get a sense about them simply by looking at their choice of arms.

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It’s hard to believe by looking at him, but Kevin Bacon has been acting in Hollywood since 1978, so if he can’t explain the importance of 80s Awareness to Millennials then nobody can.

Let two time Saturn award nominee Kevin Bacon explain to the young folks born after 1985 how the danger of getting nuked by the Russians while skateboarding to the store made life in the 80s one wild ride.

It's a good thing we had those comfy parachute pants on when the Russians invaded...oh wait, that's the plot of Red Dawn. My bad.

-Via Jezebel