Only the most foolish felons like the look of their mugshots, and that’s because getting arrested should be one of the worst days of your life.

Those who end up posing for multiple mugshots can use them to track their descent into darkness, just imagine what this feral fellow used to look like before he got his face tattooed and tongue split

It's funny how much you can tell about a perp by their mugshot, and sometimes their crimes are literally written all over their face. Can you guess what this Joker got popped for?

No, not for a gas attack or Robinicide, but if you guessed drunk driving you clearly know your clown-based crimes! Maybe he was trying out for the reboot of Shakes The Clown?

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Super Minyan by Ben Laverock

The Minions had always suspected they were a special breed, and not just because of their pill shaped bodies, yellow skin or seeming indestructibility. They all knew deep inside that a mighty Minion would come along one day and unlock the over 9000 banana power potential hidden deep inside their DNA. Along came young Gokunana, a minion with the heart of a dragon and spiky hair to match. He had a magic yellow ball in his possession, and spoke of a mighty race from another planet called the Minyans...

Power up your geeky wardrobe with this Super Minyan t-shirt by Ben Laverock, it's one electrifying way to show your love of DBZ and those despicable Minions at the same time!

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Fat Antihero by Gooze

The adipose were bad enough when they were running around trying to fatten everyone up, but once they started watching those Batguy movies they became a pack of jiggly jokers! They kept talking about wanting to watch the world burn in the dark of knight, but little did they know their fat little bodies are super susceptible to heat, and any change in temperature would reduce them to a puddle of goo. So, in an attempt to dissuade the adipose anarchists, The Doctor let them watch those Minion movies everybody loves, and man did he ever live to regret that decision!

Fatten up your geeky wardrobe with this Fat Antihero t-shirt by Gooze, it's the funny way to show you're a fan of the man in the batcowl and the time lord with the blue police box!

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Early movie aliens were strange beings from another planet who mankind learned to fear, but somewhere along the way movie aliens became cute (albeit odd looking) visitors who came to teach us lessons about ourselves.

E.T. is one of the best known movie aliens, but where E.T. (arguably) succeeded in being more cute than creepy others missed the mark by an Endorian mile.

Remember that E.T. ripoff sponsored by McDonald’s called Mac and Me? That alien's stupid face haunted me after I took my little sister to see that movie in the theater, and then my sis had a hard time sleeping because she thought Mac was in her closet!

Check out this totally classic io9 article from a few years back about 12 Aliens That Were Supposed To Be Cute But Are Actually Creepy and see if you agree with their choices.

The Beautiful Eyes contest was held at a British holiday camp in 1958, and contestants were to be judged solely on their eyes…so their faces were covered with ash masks.

This meant that a girl who “isn’t necessarily the pin-up type” could win the beauty contest based solely on her pretty eyes, ocular beauty which was judged by a creep who handles each girl’s head like he’s examining a melon for ripeness.

(YouTube Link)

That poor nineteen-year-old who was forced to kiss the judge was clearly the big loser of the day, but she made all the other girls feel like winners for not having to endure such an atrocity!

-Via Dangerous Minds

San Francisco is home to Fisherman’s Wharf, those cute cable cars, sourdough chowder bowls, the Golden Gate Bridge and, saving the best for last, the Tanner family from Full House.

That’s it, that’s all there is in SF, the whole Bay Area actually, unless you're into sports.

If you do watch the sporting stuff then you’re probably familiar with a certain team that won the 2014 World Series called the San Francisco Giants.

The Giants are apparently big fans of SF’s most treasured TV family, so they decided to recreate the Full House opening credits as a team, to show their Friends Of Tanner Family pride.

(YouTube Link)

Oh, and they’re having a Full Clubhouse night on September 30^th where they’ll be giving out snowglobes featuring the San Francisco townhouses seen in the Full House intro. Come to think of it, that’s probably why they made this video!

-Via Esquire

If asked which movie genre a Legend Of Zelda adaptation belongs in most people would say fantasy, but you’d be surprised how well Link’s adventures would work as a Spaghetti Western!

The creative video minds at Beat Down Boogie made this cinematic short film called “Hang ‘Em Hyrule”, where Zelda proves she don't need savin' and Ganon shows he ain't done misbehavin'.

(YouTube Link)

It’s equal parts ode to Spaghetti Western showdowns and cool period setting where Link and Zelda can prove they’re legends in a whole new way.

-Via Gamma Squad

Pipboys by In Stank We Trust

They're the three best friends a vault dweller can have, but trying to keep them all happy is a quest all in itself! The Pip boys are there to guide you, to help you keep your karma balanced and show you how effective those abilities can be, but sometimes it feels like they're playing a gae all their own. Maybe there's some sort of corruption in their programming, or maybe there's no Pip boy at all, and seeing them is just a hallucinatory side effect of being exposed to nuclear fallout. Either way, once you see them it's too late to turn back, so you might as well down another Nuka Cola and set that plasma rifle to "goo".

Add triple the post-apocalyptic fun to your geeky wardrobe with this Pipboys t-shirt by In Stank We Trust, it's way cooler than those "We Heart NCR" tees, and it'll help you keep your karma in check.

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They keep saying summer is almost over, but if that's true then nobody told the sun because it's still hot as heck out there!

There's still plenty of summertime fun left to enjoy, so why not slip on one of these red hot summer inspired NeatoShop t-shirts and hit the pool, spend the day at the beach, basically do whatever you do to beat that summertime heat!

Summer usually creeps in quiet as a cat

Hello Summer by Berserk7

But then things start to heat up and there's no denying the summer sun is in full effect

Beach Please by Boggs Nicolas

People start looking for any way to beat the heat

Pocket Fish by Naolito

And the beach becomes the place to go

Nightwatch by Kinda Creative

Living with a hoarder can be hard, but it's hardest on the children who don’t know why their parents are hoarding, or how to get them to stop.

You wake up every day surrounded by trash and/or junk wondering “what the heck am I going to do with all this stuff?”, feeling helpless among the heaps.

Artist Stephanie Calvert grew up in a hoarder household, and she came up with a clever way to put that trash to use while working past the discomfort of having hoarder parents- she creates sculptures with their hoarded trash.

(Vimeo Link)

Stephanie’s Shame To Pride project is just as much about making great art out of recycled materials as it is about helping her move past the scars of childhood by turning the trash that made her life hell into something heavenly for the world to admire.

-Via Beautiful/Decay

Before street art gained acceptance it was seen as merely vandalism, which to be fair some works being passed off as street art actually are.

But then there are those amazing murals that make the cityscape a little less drab- they’re works of urban art put up outside for people to freely enjoy, but some street art works really belong in a museum.

The Long Beach Museum of Art felt it was time to bring some street art works indoors, and let some traditional painters try their hand at street styles, so they let a bunch of artists paint the walls of their museum.

Results varied in degree of awesomeness, from “hey, that’s pretty cool!” to “ZOMG Wowee Zowee Kapowee!”, and the exhibition proved that letting a bunch of street artists paint the walls inside your museum is a great idea!

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I have a hard time throwing away chopsticks after just one use, because it seems like a waste of wood and they’ve come in plenty useful for craft projects after a quick cleaning.

But every day millions of innocent chopsticks are thrown away simply because people don’t know what to do with them after their meal is over.

Now, thanks to this Lifehacker article, you can reuse those chopsticks and save them from heading to the landfill before their time, because chopsticks make great cherry pitters, boiling water regulator, ground meat dividers, and much more!

See the Top 10 Clever Ways To Use Chopsticks (That Don't Involve Takeout) at Lifehacker

Video game players tend to be a passionate bunch, and when they’re on the edge of the sofa tap-tap-tapping away and trying to take out the competition things can get mighty heated.

Lorne knows I’ve broken a controller or ten by throwing it at the wall, swinging it by its cord and smashing it into the ground, or stomping it into oblivion with the heel of my boots, but some gamers make me look mellow by comparison.

(YouTube Link)

These are the hotheaded gamers who let the anger (and the cursing) fly with reckless abandon in the face of games that cheat or simply aren’t fair. (Sarcasm, in case you were wondering)

World Wide Interweb created a supercut of The Ultimate Gamer Freak Outs, and it kinda makes you wonder- isn't gaming supposed to be fun?! (Contains NSFW language)

-Via Laughing Squid

Pandora's Box by Lili Batista

Pandora had always been a curious child- curious in the sense that she was full of wonder and very inquisitive, and curious to others who found her investivative behaviour odd. She loved to sneak into places which were full of secrets, warehouses and storage chambers filled with legendary oddities she could examine and unlock. She'd seen many mythical artifacts in her young life, touched many magical objects and revealed the truth about many things that weren't so magical after all, but the day she was given that strange clay jar the world changed forever...

Bring a sense of wonder to your geeky wardrobe with this Pandora's Box t-shirt by Lili Batista, it's a fantastic way to bring the wow factor with you wherever you go!

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The Human by MELONSETA

Finn was letting the fact that he was the toughest person in Ooo go to his head, and like a good pal Jake was coming along for the ride. First Finn started charging the Candy Kingdom's citizens money for "protecting them" from harm, then he started demanding delicious tributes to stay on his good side. Crime rates began to soar in the Kingdom, and when Finn started demanding to be called The Finnfather Bubblegum knew it was time to send in the banana guards. Jake really should have tried to stop Finn from becoming a bad boy, but he was too busy living the good life and eating all the pasta he could stomach!

We're making an offer you can't refuse- bring home this The Human t-shirt by MELONSETA and watch your life become one big animated adventure!

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