Selfies can feel like a nightmare for your friends and family when they're forced to hit a like button even though the pic is atrocious, but social media scares are easily clicked and scrolled away.

Those real life scary moments we colloquially dub “nightmares”, however, are not so easily dismissed, and when the horror plays out through a series of selfies the expressions go from smug to scared stiff.

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Selfie From Hell is a horror short by actress/producer Meelah Adams and director Erdal Ceylan of F%@# You Zombie that shows the evil exposed by selfies, an evil even worse than vanity and self obsession.

-Via Laughing Squid

Maximum Overdrive Melodies by Spicy Donut

The Merry Melodies cartoon series came to a screeching halt when they hired a young writer named Stephen King to write a few of their shorts. They gave him guidelines and told him the short couldn't contain foul language, nudity or bloody violence, but he disregarded those rules and wrote up a script called "One Batty St. Bernard" about a rabid dog attacking a town. Short on time for a rewrite they decided to give him another chance, with King swearing he would get it right this time with a little ditty called "Comet Car-Tastrophe" about cars coming to life in a small town. The execs thought this episode might work, until they saw a steamroller flatten a kid like a pancake...

Show love for your favorite cartoons and your favorite murderous vehicles at the same time with this Maximum Overdrive Melodies t-shirt by Spicy Donut, it'll drive your fellow Maximum Overdrive fans wild!

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Hillarious Joker by Wimido

The hills of Gotham are alive with the sound of manic laughter, and it's not the Von Trapp family celebrating. It's the sound of the Joker celebrating another win over ol' Bats, but instead of throwing a big bash or taking in a night on the town that clown prince of crime is off planning his next move. Will Batman be able to figure out what Joker and Harley are up to and lock them away in Arkham asylum before they do more harm? Or will the Joker's next move be too abstract for the master detective to figure out? One thing's for certain- that chucklehead will make the crime look like a criminal work of art!

Add some abstract artistic awesomeness to your geeky wardrobe with this Hillarious Joker t-shirt by Wimido, it's truly a madcap masterpiece!

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There are tons of scarier and (arguably) more powerful movie monsters out there, and yet Godzilla and King Kong endure because they epitomize the beastly basic, a creature that should not be yet smashes cities and kills people anyway.

The two monster kings squared off in the 1962 film King Kong Vs. Godzilla, and might be squaring off again in an upcoming movie by Warner Bros., so the question has come back around- who would win in a fight, Godzilla or King Kong?

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Granted, Godzilla is 300 feet tall while King Kong is somewhere between 25 and 148 feet tall, depending on the movie, but I like to think Kong could take down the kaiju king with tenacity and some sort of island virus. But who would you put your money on, King Kong or Godzilla?

-Via Gamma Squad

Choosing the right photographer is one of the most important decisions you can make when planning a wedding, and why many couples are willing to pay a little extra for someone with lots of experience.

So what's a bride to do when she wants to make sure her wedding photos come out perfect? According to Estonian photographer Liisa Luts she should shoot them all herself, and Liisa's wedding photo series serves as a very compelling proof of concept.

Here's why Liisa chose to be her own wedding photographer:

“I just felt that I want something different, not those posed beauty shots and not that post-processed glamorous photo gallery,” she says. “With all respect to the wedding photographers, I just wanted something more ‘us’ and therefore more authentic.”

“And what could be more real than me taking the photos myself on the way as the day goes?”

See more of Liisa's self shot wedding photos here

-Via Petapixel

Ask anyone who has lived in Florida for an extended period of time and they'll tell you that the state's bad rep was earned by the violent and brutally wasted people who keep Florida far from chill.

Documentarian Sean Dunne didn't set out to make a film about Florida's less than esteemed citizens, he just “drove around aimlessly, stopping any time we saw something or someone that interested us”.

But when he hit the sidewalks and started filming he discovered Florida's citizens, lowlifes or otherwise, are more than happy to chat about how their lives revolve around fighting, drinking and carousing.

Heck, one ornery old cuss even tried to fight the audio guy! (Video is NSFW due to language)

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This is how Sean's incredibly raw and poignant documentary "Florida Man" was born, and although he went into it without bias, Sean's opinion was surely swayed by the drunk and dangerous characters he encountered during filming. It's a wonder Sean and his crew made it out of Florida with their equipment intact!

-Via Dangerous Minds

Yoshidzilla For The Rescue! by Georgeslemercenaire

We've all thought of Yoshi as a hero for years, respected him for saving baby Mario's life and for helping the Super Bros. end that big, bad Bowser's reign of evil, but that was before seeing Yoshi in his final form. When necessary Yoshi can become giant like his kaiju cousin Godzilla, and when he's fifty feet tall and full of eggs he's more than a match for even the mighty Donkey Kong! If only Mario had called for Yoshi's help sooner, we could have skipped those first few game appearances and gone straight to the super adventures...

Show your love for Yoshi in all his fantastic forms with this Yoshidzilla For The Rescue! t-shirt by Georgeslemercenaire, but beware- you might end up battling it out with your friends for this sweet shirt!

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Famous Pirate by vinsse aka vintz

You don't have to be particularly mobile to be a good pirate, you just have to be ruthless, greedy, and surrounded by all the right scavengers and slaves. That's how Jabba came to be the star of a one Hutt galley of greed, and despite his wormy appearance most people know better than to start a war with ol' Jolly Jowl Jabba.

Spread some terror on the high seas of life with this Famous Pirate t-shirt by vinsse aka vintz, it's funnier than watching a Hutt get choked out by Leia!

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Nothing says 90s grunge like flannel shirts, goatees and sipping on an ice cold Bud Light, the watered down King of Beers.

Okay, that last bit is a lie, and it all sounds like a pack of lies if you know anything about grunge because, as far as subcultures go, grunge didn't really have many fashion constants.

But advertisers rarely understand subcultures, so when they're trying to stay on top of the latest trends they make ridiculous targeted advertisements like this "grunge" ad for Bud Light.

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Unfortunately heroin will always be more closely identified with the grunge scene than beer, if only those "grungers" had succumbed to Bud Light's cutting edge advertising instead of a highly addictive opiate...

-Via Dangerous Minds

If you've ever wondered whether cocaine use was really as prevalent in the 70s and 80s as movies and TV shows claim then the short answer is yes and no.

Yes people were doing a heck of a lot more cocaine in the 70s and 80s than they are today, and doing it far more openly, but not everyone was in to cocaine.

Some people were into champagne, or yoga, or pina coladas and makin' love at midnight, and yet cocaine use was so popular paraphernalia companies were taking out whole page magazine ads to sell their sniffy goods.

Granted, these magazines were typically drug or subculture rags like Easy Rider, HiLife or head, but it's still hard to imagine a time when it would be okay to sell cocaine sniffing supplies to drug users without fear of repercussion.

See a massive gallery of these strange cocaine paraphernalia ads here

-Via AdWeek

Shinigami by Nasken

If you ever find somebody's notebook just laying on the ground completely unattended you'd better think twice about picking it up, or the Shinigami who put it there might take control of your life. They sway humans with promises of revenge and power, but their notebook bring nothing but death and misery. So if you find an abandoned notebook let that pad of paper lie, because you don't want all that death and destruction on your conscience!

Warn the world about the danger of making pacts with otherworldly creatures with this Shinigami t-shirt by Nasken, it's the creepy cool way to say "every power comes with a cost".

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The great thing about firing off a quick inspirational quote or snappy slogan is it doesn't have to make any sense as long as the words sound good together.

Of course, it helps if it makes sense to someone, even if that someone is the voice inside your head.

Some inspiration quotes manage to be both inane and inspiring at the same time, and this is truly what all quotes should aspire to since nobody is going to remember them correctly anyway!

When you're looking for something witty to say that probably shouldn't be taken seriously then you should visit the Tumblr Absurd Life Quote, a repository of written words that caters to those who enjoy ridiculous repartee.

Absurd Life Quote is full of funny statements that will inspire you to say more silly things when speaking to people, because there is no better ice breaker than this quote:

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As days go by and the premiere of Episode VII: The Force Awakens draws ever closer, Star Wars fans are getting more and more excited while the rest of the world goes “meh”.

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It's not unusual for fans to be singled out by their geeky passions, and the Star Wars mania that's currently rising in the world of pop culture is bringing out the lovers and the haters.

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If you're a hater then this post isn't for you, because BuzzFeed's collection of 26 Pictures Only Fans Of Star Wars Will Think Are Funny is definitely not the post you are looking for.

Some young folks find it hard to scarf down slices until they've learned to account for things like cheese slide and flop factor.

So please don't judge the young lady in this video for her poor pizza skills, because she was still learning the ropes!

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She probably grew up and become proficient in the ways of pizza, since the video is dated 1989, but this slice of childhood struggle should serve to remind us all that our pizza skills were once poor too.

-Via Mandatory

The White Zombie Rabbit by NemiMakeit

Alice wasn't planning on returning to Wonderland after she'd narrowly escaped from losing her head, but something was telling me that her friends were in trouble and she wasn't the sort to sit idly by while innocent rabbits and Hatters died. It took her a full day to find the rabbit hole, but when she did there was no doubt something was wrong with Wonderland because the whole smelled like death. Alice pinched her nose and jumped for it, unsure of what she'd find on the other side, but if she'd had any brains at all she probably would have grabbed a weapon or two before starting her descent...

Anyone with a skull full of brraaaaaaiinns can see how cool this The White Zombie Rabbit t-shirt by NemyMakeit really is, slip it on and scare up some smiles from your fellow Alice in Wonderland fans!

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