Being a gamer may seem like nothing but thumb twiddling fun, but we gamers deal with a lot of dangerous stuff while we're playing through our digital dreams.
We're constantly being bombarded by crappy sequels that make us cringe, ISP interruptions that make us fear a world without an internet connection, and updates that take so long to install they cost us our lives.
But the deadliest danger faced by gamers is the silent killer of characters, a digital creep that erases all of the hours we've spent playing and leaves us in mourning- the corrupted save file. *shivers*
Some people work their butts off in school then work even harder in college so they can get that degree and work their butts off in a career that will hopefully take them places.
But as frustrating as it is for the upwardly mobile workaholics in the world they will never measure up to the greatness of those who were born to be great.
It was much harder to be designated “going places” before the internet, but now we can share our stories of greatness with whomever will read our posts, and hopefully these posts will inspire others to take free stuff and turn it into a fiver.
There was something in the skies that didn't look quite right, and as it drew nearer we realized it was something sinister indeed- unidentified flying objects hell bent on destroying the planet. The destruction lead to riots and panic in the streets, until one band came forward to fight for our future and soothe our souls with the sound of rock n roll. They were the Babes In Toyland, and they'd reunited for the fate of the entire planet...
Show some love for the return of your favorite band with this Babyhead (Black) t-shirt by Babes In Toyland, it's out of this world!
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When we were kids everybody wanted to be like Mike, but secretly some of us wanted to be like Goku instead. Geeks typically aren't into playing sports, they'd much rather watch it on TV, but if a die-hard DBZ fan were to start playing sports they'd probably choose something in the realm of mixed martial arts. This is ironic because Goku's favorite sport is basketball, and if he didn't have to fight to keep his dragon balls he would probably have preferred to pursue a career as a professional athlete!
Make the spirits of your fellow anime fans soar like a nimbus cloud with this Air Goku t-shirt by Eric Nyammor, just do it saiyan style!
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Puns are a tasty way to break the ice, and our mouths have more fun saying puns than they do helping us chew our food. So it follows that extra delicious food based puns would be more well received than the rest, and there's truly no better way to spark a conversation while you're chillin' at a restaurant than by getting punny about food.
Want to spread smiles faster than a butter knife spreads mayo on a toasted bun? Make a remark about your license to kale or how you once ate a purple burger called a Beet-Car Named Desire or, better yet, bring home this Pun Buns t-shirt by Geeksweetie and let your shirt do all the talking for you. It's dripping with hilarity and hand crafted for people with exceptional taste, slip one on and raise your fashion flavor rating to the max!
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Superheroes are great and all when they're battling supervillains and the like, but the heroes who compete in the Smash Bros. tournaments are from the virtual world of video games, where anything can happen and the enemies are always boss. But those who call video game land home occasionally dream of donning a spandex super suit and teaming up for a superheroic adventure, but they know better than to think temporarily stopping a supervillain will earn them a high score.
Let your favorite superhero squad mashup guard your torso, wear this Nintenders t-shirt by Arcano and you'll be all dressed up for adventure!
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The porcine hero cried out to the heavens begging the gods to help free his father, but the gods ignored his pleas. They swore they couldn't hear the little hero's oinking from their castles in the clouds, but Pigcarus knew they were just testing his mettle. He'd have to prove himself worthy of bearing the sacred Bullshiv in order to gain the favor of the gods, and he needed all the help he could get if he was going to free his father Hogdaelus from the Labyrinth...
Show the world you're a mythology buff and a ham fan with this Pigcarus t-shirt by Brinkerhoff, it's so cool the gods will smile upon you while you're wearing it!
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You never can tell what's going on inside someone's mind, and when that someone is a crazed killer posing as a superhero the odds of figuring out what the hell he's thinking go from slim to none. But even looney tunes in costumes are looking for one main thing- true love. That's the driving force in most of our lives, and the feeling that drives both Deadpools and the average dude or dudina crazy!
Drive Deadpool fans crazy with this You're The Inspiration t-shirt by Dan_Hoogkamp_Art, it's one crazy cool design that's sure to blow minds.
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The biggest problem with hobbit heroes is they never stop talking about their exploits after they've come home. It's always "the one ring this" and "dark lord Sauron that", all while complaining about how bad the food has become in the shire and comparing the homemade mead to that fantastic dwarven brew they drank on the road. It's enough to make their fellow hairy footed halflings go full Smaug on that smug little adventurer!
Show some snarky love for your favorite fantasy series with this Cool Story Bilbo t-shirt by Cubik, it's fantastically sassy and sure to make your fellow Tolkien fans smile.
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The Godfather is full of so many classic lines that it's hard to choose just one, but if you're looking for total mafia tough guy attitude with a little bit of humor thrown in then you can't beat the part where Peter Clemenza says "Leave the gun, take the cannoli" after Rocco puts three in the back of Paulie Gatto's head.
It's a classic line from a pivotal scene that is oh so mafioso, and when you wear this Leave The Gun Take The Cannoli t-shirt by 6amcrisis your fellow Godfather fans know you mean business!
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When the heavens open up and release the tears of a million fallen soldiers, when the weather conditions grow harsh and threaten to strip the paint right off your car's body, that's when HammerAll really starts to shine. With a formula created by the god of thunder himself, HammerAll protects while it shines like the colors of the rainbow bridge, and a car fully coated in HammerAll can withstand a direct hit from a lightning bolt. How's that for armor?
People will marvel at the newest example of superheroic product endorsement when you wear this God Of Thunder And Shine t-shirt by Mephias, and the fortune of Valhalla will smile upon you!
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Steve Rogers sounds like the name of someone who would be a totally square, uptight prude, doesn't it? You'd think a guy who survived World War II and got thawed out fifty years later would go with the flow a little bit more, but Cap is as old school as they come, and that's why he keeps making the Avengers pay when they swear. At least the money is going to a good cause instead of funding the Captain America Center for Decency, but that stupid little swear jar might be the cause of the civil war so maybe swearing isn't so bad after all...
Keep your fellow fans on the straight and narrow with this Watch Your Language t-shirt by Scott Neilson, it's really $#%& funny!
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Survival is tricky in the wastelands, you've gotta pack up and ride hard for the things you need to keep living and don't worry 'bout how them others will stay breathing. You'd have to be mad to go walker through the wastes with all those War Boys and Buzzards lurking 'round in their guzzolene powered death mobiles, so before you get run red you'd bettah find a pack that'll have ya and prove your worthy of drivin' yer own machine...
It's join or die in the post apocalypse, so show your team spirit with this Sons Of The Road t-shirt by StudioM6 and show the world you're a survivor.
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What do a bunch of highly skilled assassin warriors do when they get tired of killing? They start a rock band, of course, and with all that mirakuru coursing through their veins they're just as good at playing instruments as they are at killing. The only problem is- none of them could carry a tune to save their life, and their singing was so bad people would rather be murdered than listen to a minute of it. So the Deathstrokes went looking for a singer, which they found while attempting to rob a bank in Starling City, and with the Black Canary unleashing her Canary Cry upon an eager audience the Deathstrokes were about to blow up!
Show some love for your favorite band of baddies with this The Deathstrokes t-shirt by Alecxps, it's so cool even the Green Arrow wears one while he's working out!
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It has been 40 years since the Bicentennial Massacre of 1976, when a group of Revolutionary War reenactors were cut down by what can only be described as malevolent spirits. The Battle Of Moore's Creek Bridge was their chosen battleground, and the Patriots were all set to reenact a resounding victory over the Loyalists when those things started coming out of the ground. They were the spirits of the 30-odd Loyalists who lost their lives in the early morning of February 27th, 1776, and they'd come back to get revenge on the men who had cut them down. Soon men were falling to the ground dead of fright, the survivors running around screaming in terror, and the ghosts would have had their revenge fully realized if it weren't for the ghost of the one Patriot who fell that day...
Add the spirit of patriotism and awesome American history to your geeky wardrobe with this Spirit Of '76 Patriot Ghost t-shirt by The Art Of Randyl Bishop, and you'll be all set this Fourth of July!
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