Hand to Face by SteveOramA

People who are looking to make a statement when they go out in public know full well how powerful a slogan t-shirt can be, and if you wear it people will read...and laugh.

Introverts love wearing slogan t-shirts too, because the shirt does all the talking for them, and there's no better place to buy a slogan t-shirt than the NeatoShop, with thousands of snazzy designs printed on demand!

Slogan shirts are the perfect attire for any day of the week

I hate you too by Bomdesignz

And great fun to wear no matter how old you are

Forever twenty once by NerdyLazorz

And whether you're a rebel or a square, a jock or a nerd or a nihilist, there's a slogan shirt for you

Go Nobody! by joerocks1981

Because a torso coverint without a funny slogan printed on it is just plain boring!

I'm much more interesting on the internet by Retro Freak

Self confidence is a state of mind in many ways, and because the confidence show is part physical signals, part mental attitude and part what you say the secret to being self confident is all in your head.

That's why speech plays such a big part in the self confidence show- talk too little and they'll think you're dense or dumb, talk too much and confidence turns into craziness.

And what you say is just as important as how much you say, so when you're trying to project a confident air certain phrases can really help.

Phrases like "I wouldn't worry about it", "Doing it this way worked for me" and "I understand where you're coming from" give you that confident air and show others they're right to believe in your leadership skills. The rest is up to you!

Read 12 Phrases That Will Make You Appear More Confident here

Roadies pick up all kinds of handy tricks while setting up and tearing down stages for a living, and they really know their way around cables, so when a roadie offers you advice you should take it.

Veteran roadie Todd Hobin of Making Music Magazine shared a simple yet super useful trick for wrapping wires in this video posted on the Making Music YouTube channel- the overworked and underpaid Roadie Wrap.

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It's crazy how one little trick can change the whole cord and cable game, look out extension cords here I come!

-Via Boing Boing

They don't call them cat burglars for nothing, and a cat's thievery skills are an inspiration to crooks who want to commit crimes quietly and slink away scot-free.

But cats know nothing about the human legal system so they don't care if they get caught, and they can't help but show off all the stuff they've been boosting to their humans, which is how they get caught.

A shifty little kitty named Dory, aka Ninja Kitty or the Bad Kitty Bandit, has been prowling around a neighborhood in Washington stealing anything she can get her paws on, including two whole pairs of shoes.

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Dory has the whole neighborhood scared to leave anything on their porch at night, but some of the residents must think it's an honor to have their stuff stolen by such a crafty little cat, right?

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Kids sure do love candy, and the internet loves to look at pics of cute little kids taken while they're playing, emoting or making a mess, in other words when a kid is being a kid.

So it comes as no surprise the internet community simply adores little Beatrix Hart, nicknamed the Cotton Candy Girl after she was spotted stuffing her face with spun sugar at a Seattle Mariners game.

It was the first time the 3-year-old had ever eaten cotton candy so she had all the feels hit her at once, a sensation sugarholics know as the day they got hooked for life on those sweet treats.

We're going to need more cotton candy. pic.twitter.com/SNpjgZSGlA

— Mariners (@Mariners) September 8, 2016

Her pic went viral after the Seattle Mariners shared this GIF via Twitter, transforming that chubby cheeked little cherub into an internet sensation.

Now fans are calling for a Cotton Candy Girl night at the stadium and trying to convince the Mariners that Beatrix should be able to throw out the first pitch at a game, which is all a bit too much for little miss Hart to handle.

Thanks @Mariners Beatrix sleeps the deep and satisfied slumber of an M's victory! pic.twitter.com/GBkb2kAez8

— Jake Hart (@jakehartnyc) September 8, 2016

-Via BuzzFeed

Fan theories about pop culture franchises are like adding candy to movie theater popcorn- fun and easy to digest in small quantities, gobble up too much and you may end up feeling sick.

But when a fan puts as much work into their theory as Shawn Kohne has put into his Adam Sandler-based “Sandlerverse” theory you've gotta bite and take a look.

Shawn's “Sandlerverse” theory ties together every project Sandler has ever worked on, including the stuff he did for Saturday Night Live and his musical albums, and as bats#$t crazy as that sounds Shawn makes it work.

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In case you're on the fence about watching this eight minute long video here's a taste:

In Happy Gilmore (1996), Chubbs (portrayed by Carl Weathers) falls through a window, presumably to his death. But four years later in Little Nicky, Chubbs reappears in heaven. What does Reese Witherspoon have to say about Chubbs? She tells Nicky that he used to be a golf pro (Chubbs’ job in Happy Gilmore) but now he’s known in heaven for being the dopest dancer. Likewise, sportscaster Dan Patrick seems to play the same cop in The Longest Yard (2005) and in I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (2007).

-Via Decider

Ricksenberg by Soulkr

That drunk and drooling old man may not look like much, but take it from the Gromflomites and the poor subjugated Mr. Meeseeks- Rick Sanchez is an evil mastermind, capable of breaking down and taking out entire worlds for the sake of making money. Rick is wanted for various crimes throughout the Mortyverse, and whenever he shows up on a world the residents start shaking in their boots, afraid he might bring death and destruction to their world. And now that he has embraced his bad side, telling everyone to call him Ricksenberg, people turn sheet white when they see him and his bulb-headed little grandson landing on their planet. The universe's only hope to stop the Rick Sanchez menace from destroying reality as we know it- a Galactic Federation agent named Walter...

Make a break with bad and boring fashion by bringing home this criminally cool Ricksenberg t-shirt by Soulkr, it's sure to make your fellow fans drool with delight!

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Ever have one of those days where you're too caught up in your daily routine to notice the world is falling apart all around you?

Then you'll probably find this short horror film Lasiurus by Marcus Alqueres to be disturbingly relatable, and keeping your phone charged will probably become a top priority.

Lasiurus from Marcus Alqueres on Vimeo.

Shopping at the grocery store at 3 a.m. feels a bit post-apocalyptic, but in a good way!

-Via io9

Japan Lover by Samtronika

There are lots of things to love about Japanese culture, but the most popular elements by far are the pop culture franchises that garner fans from around the world. From manga to anime, kaiju to tokusatsu, J-horror to magical realism and everything in-between, Japan is the home of it all and that's why we adore that island nation!

Celebrate all the awesome pop culture contributions made by your favorite country with this Japan Lover t-shirt by Samtronika, it's an adorable way to celebrate the birthplace of anime and all the cool characters you love!

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Going to see the doctor isn't anybody's idea of a pleasure trip, and even if the whole thing goes smoothly we still can't help but wonder “what if” during the drive to and from the doc's office.

And then many of us lie when we're pressed for personal information by the doctor, afraid the truth will result in a bad diagnosis when the truth is actually what doctors need to nip our health problems in the bud.

Are you a smoker or drug user, no matter how casual? Tell your doctor so they can test for smoking and drug-related issues, and if you want to quit your doctor can certainly help you out.

And here are two of the worst lies you can tell your doctor- "I haven't taken any prescription drugs", a lie which can result in harmful interactions with drugs your doctor may prescribe, and "I didn't eat or drink anything prior to surgery", a lie which can cause this to happen:

when a patient is put to sleep via anesthesia, their lower esophageal sphincter (the valve that connects the esophagus to the stomach) relaxes. During this period of relaxation, says Khan, food contents from the stomach can dangerously regurgitate up into the patient’s mouth and snake their way into the patient’s trachea (windpipe) on their way to the lungs. Once in the lungs, this regurgitated acidic food material can start to cause inflammation and may even lead to the development of a pneumonia.

Read 10 Lies You Shouldn't Tell Your Doctor here

Mastiffs could pretty much have their breed's name changed to massive and never miss a beat, because they're one of the largest dog breeds both in terms of height and weight.

Baron the English mastiff is at the far end of the size spectrum- he's officially the biggest dog in Australia, measuring 6 foot 6 inches long and weighing in at 250 lbs.

And yet dogs are dogs no matter the size, so of course old Baron thinks he wants to be a lap dog, crushing his owner Mark York like a big, boneheaded lover.

It costs Mark over $200 a week to feed Baron, and believe it or not Baron is only 2 years old so he may end up eating poor Mark out of house and home!

-Via Bored Panda

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Alfred Pennyworth is the most underrated character in the Batman universe, because there would be no Dark Knight, and no billionaire Bruce Wayne as we know him, without Alfred's guidance.

Alfred has proven time and again he's no ordinary valet/butler- he's a tactician, a hacker, a makeup artist, an actor, a medic and Bruce's counselor/father figure.

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The Alfred character started out as Alfred Beagle, a bumbling detective with a portly character design clearly inspired by Oliver Hardy.

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But the creators liked the way William Austin looked as Alfred in the 1943 Batman film serial so much they decided to change his look and his name, and Beagle became Pennyworth.

There are other inconsistencies in Alfred's backstory, but a few things remain constant- he received British Army training, he doesn't have a problem using firearms, and he enjoys breeding roses.

Read Alfred Pennyworth: 15 Things You Didn't Know About Batman's Butler here

Slobber Power by Warbucks Design

If you're looking for eating power then talk to Garfield, if you're looking for the power of cuteness then Nermal is your guy, and if you need the power of boring on your side then you've gotta go with John. But nobody harnesses slobber power quite like that dopie dog Odie, which is why Garfield hates him with a passion! Odie has a seemingly endless supply of slobber hidden in his stupid looking body, and once he revvs up his tongue engine there's no stopping that slobber barrage from hitting everyone in the room like a Mack truck!

Put a great big grin on the face of your fellow fans with this Slobber Power t-shirt by Warbucks Design, buying this shirt is a no-brainer!

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Sitting at a desk for hours at a time can lead to fidgeting, and some people swear they think more clearly when their hands are kept busy.

Until recently that meant fidgeting with office supplies and stress balls, or some expensive piece of desk jewelry that looks really cool but doesn't satisfy that fidgety feeling.

But now there's the Fidget Cube by Antsy Labs- a fun little vinyl desk toy featuring an assortment of ways to stay fidgety on its six faces.

The Fidget Cube looks like hours of fun for your fingers, and the creators stand by its power to clear the mind and promote creativity, so it's not just a toy- it's an investment in your desk-bound career.

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-Via Laughing Squid

Alternative Practitioners by Chay Hawes

Even though we only get to see the adventures of that one famous Time Lord we all affectionately refer to as The Doctor there are many other doctorly types out there too. Each one pilots his or her own Tardis, just for the sake of continuity, mind you, and each one of their blue police boxes were custom made to fit that particular Time Lord's personality. So if you come across Doctor Boo's spooky box don't be scared, but don't fall in Doctor Loo's box or you'll have some showering to do, and if you see Doctor Flu's box and you haven't had your shot then head for the hills!

Exterminate sadness with this Alternative Practitioners t-shirt by Chay Hawes, it's just the thing to put a smile on the face of your fellow Whovians!

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