Johnny drew a monster and the monster chased him. But just in time Johnny erased him.

Heeey, I'm just your surly diligent proofreader. Kudos to the lack of spellingk and grammar' errors recently. I'm almost out of a job.

The link to the Presurfer web site is incorrect and brings you to a Jesus site.

Incorrect link:
http://presurfer.blogpot.com/

Correct link:
http://presurfer.blogspot.com/

I wonder just how exactly Ecstasy went bad with about 50 claimed deaths in the UK per year.

Aspirin has many more deaths per year than that just in America alone.

Yeeeees. That's just what THEY want us to think!

I love how the writers call it bionic and it isn't. It's just a leg brace. No super powers involved.

Can't wait till they find the word's largest johnson.

Many salt water fish do this. Generally the oldest and largest fish in a reef school are female. If the females die, the most mature and largest male, will change to be a female and then get all the lovin.

Be sure to hand it down to your children - for posterity.

Wow.

This is also what Redwood trees already do.

Think of the insurance claims on that one.

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San Francisco, not San Fransico. Please set up a spell checker for article posts.

Pure and utter perfection.

You must mean "he's got a flashcard" or "he's got flashcards". You need to use 'a' or 'the' in front of a singular noun if it's not something like a person's name. "He's got Alex!" is correct. "He's got car!" is not. "He's got a new car!" is correct. Now, if I could learn the rules of end of sentence terminators in quotes, I'd be on to something. More fun with English, no?