I love West Edmonton Mall. Srsly.

I loved Sky Dancers. I only ever had a mini one, but it made me pretty damn happy.

And creepy crawlers. My brother had one, but I couldn't play with it because it was for 'Ages 8 and up', while I was not yet eight. I later bought it from him for $10 and made awesome stuff with the eraser goop.

I still have a set of lawn darts somewhere.

I saw that thing on TV once. Gah, looks like fun!

I agree with Aleki, though I live in Saskatchewan, Canada. Caribou and elk and other wild beasties in a sausage are quite common.

Go team Saskatchewan. I can't say I know anybody who has it at this point.

I wasn't critisising it being on Neatorama, I was critisising its appearance as MAJOR NEWS on the page it was linked from. Lord knows that this is truly the biggest story ever.

Yes, this is TOP NEWS.

I remember building larger versions in grade five to decorate the school library.

As the owner of a golden retriever, I can definitely say she's smarter than the average hounour student.

Damn, that's beautiful. I hope it worked.

I've driven by that stupid, ugly thing so many times in my measly eighteen years, but have never stopped to inspect it. I saw a smaller version of it on the back of a truck once. Oh, Vegreville. One more town to drive by on the way to bigger, better things (I.E., the West Edmonton Mall).

I was thinking a tinderbox?

Haha, that's awesome.

If only it considered international currency! Canadian coinage really adds up.

Looking at these photos make me want to gag. CAN PEOPLE WASH THEIR HANDS, PLEASE? Guh.