This is nothing other than the standard, garden-variety ploy to get a nurse-lady to come over and take care of him.

Every guy throws this test.

I thought you ladies were clever.

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!

::passes-out::

I agree.

It's like a giant, endless Ponzi scheme where you keep chasing the dragon, but you can never catch it.

Those jerks send me their show-trial propaganda pulp every 3 months, too. It's like getting a damn Jehovah's Witness in your mailbox!

Simply amazing story.

I too am abit awestruck at how much compassion the guy brought to the final confrontation.

I might have nuked it from orbit instead; -just to be sure.

Looks great from this angle.

Now if they could only make her a red, white and blue -striped catsuit in the style of a masked semi-dominatrix-bowling-superhero-cat-burglar, she could win the entire tournament just by distracting them,

-AND THEN VANISH! -INTO THE NIGHT!!

-ill-gotten bowling-trophy in-hand, cackling with mild spleen, as she puts her balls back into her matching red-white-and blue bag...

Well if it makes you feel any better, the ISPs that rent out space at The Planet are dealing with a facility that threatens to blow up on a fairly regular basis; sometimes weekly.

Silver Lining? It was the mattress but not the frame And mattress.

HR are rarely the sharpest tools in the shed. I've not met one who actually understood the job they were hiring for; the team leader was usu. the only one who did.

The whole "6 Months And You're Out"-thing is a recent fad and smacks of some variety of discrimination

Does anyone know the address of that amazon-lady restaurant?

I'm going on vacation to France, you see and...

I agree with @dev, @trishlovesdolphins & @Grey Street Girl : I have no problem with a woman doing what is natural.

But she should have called a break, gotten a friend with some formula, or just cancelled the damn class.

And bringing a sick baby in was not a great idea. Infants' immune systems are excruciatingly fragile,

and college students are all dirty, unwashed, syphilitic Commie-bastard Hipster mud-wrestlers with their 80's clothes and grammaw shorts; -so intersecting the two was not smart.

Public shaming, berating and assault of a minor by an adult.

Not cool.

Fatboy should try pulling that crap with someone in his own weight class.

If I were her Dad, that teacher would be gargling a woodchipper by now.