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You know, they could have just called that game, "Marriage"
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BTW, The reason you shake a Martini is to make it as-cold-as-possible without it being on the rocks.
By the time the bartender's done, there should be FROST on the outside of the shaker, and it should be so cold he can't hold it without a bar towel.
When he pours it, there should be a haze of Ice-Chips on the top 1/3 of the drink.
Otherwise, like most bartenders, yours will have been an overpaid idiot; triply-so if he dared make a martini in that lamer-combo of Pint Glass+Steel Shaker.
By the time the bartender's done, there should be FROST on the outside of the shaker, and it should be so cold he can't hold it without a bar towel.
When he pours it, there should be a haze of Ice-Chips on the top 1/3 of the drink.
Otherwise, like most bartenders, yours will have been an overpaid idiot; triply-so if he dared make a martini in that lamer-combo of Pint Glass+Steel Shaker.
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Same thing works on women, btw. ;P
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I WANT AN OCELOT!
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Wheely impressive!
Doesn't even need you guys to frame it as a great achievement.
Because when the rubber hits the road, this guy's truly got balls,
and not just in his bearings.
Doesn't even need you guys to frame it as a great achievement.
Because when the rubber hits the road, this guy's truly got balls,
and not just in his bearings.
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You forgot the grape-receiving monkey would have colluded with a cabal of fraud-perpetrating monkeys to take polonium 210 and tamper with its appearance to make it appear like perfectly good rock, carefully handed that radioactive time-bomb to the researcher in exchange for many, many grapes and then hid out with a huge corporation of gorillas that was "too big to fail".
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+Maybe Athol Kay has a solution to this.
http://marriedmansexlife.com/blog/
http://marriedmansexlife.com/blog/
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I thought the old one said light stubble was attractive to women; ie: thank you Don Johnson.
Also: Too bad you're married.
You could always tell her she can choose between kissing you and leaving.
Besides, hypergamy doesn't care about your beard.
Also: Too bad you're married.
You could always tell her she can choose between kissing you and leaving.
Besides, hypergamy doesn't care about your beard.
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I run into exactly this problem all the time.
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Mom, can I haz a tiger for our next housecat?
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Very cool. I LOVE Henri the Existential Cat. -If only he were voiced by Jean Reno.
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LIES, LIES, SEXISM AND LIES!
DANG OLD FEMINAZIS!!!!!!!
GOIN BACK TO WATCHING LYNX COMMERCIALS, DAMMIT.
DANG OLD FEMINAZIS!!!!!!!
GOIN BACK TO WATCHING LYNX COMMERCIALS, DAMMIT.
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Oh, the humanity!