Wait. It was hand made by Buddhist monks?

Maybe he just wanted to save his life, so he ate his eyeball? Hmm?

Uh. When did it ever mention Christianity? Its just basically denouncing all intolerant religions, not Christianity. Unless you're inferring that because that's what you think Christianity is like.. Well then..

God dammit, Dave. STFU. Take it to the forums.

OCD much? No, but woah. That's crazy.

That is crazy.

He's got more fur than any turtle ever had!

LOL Awesome Mustache :P

What does the class-scouter say about it's class level?

ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!

Its like a man-of-war TO THE MAX

Merry Christmas to all my fellow sinners! Our prayers have been answered not by Christ, but by the great capitalistic god Santa Claus!

They should have just given each American each like $2000.

I'm sorry, but the landmines PSA was the funniest thing EVAR.

Rouge. Black. Just like the last few times :P

Fisticuffs >:D