Photoshopped! ;)

And I'm definitely gonna try to take over the world, as everyone will be having a "cease fire."

There have only been like 3 days without a war since the "war to end all wars."

Woo! 1218! And I'm ranked #80 All Time!

Augh. Alien. Alein. SHOOT IT

Only Jesus is allowed to wear red.

Not really, you can tell how different a Strad sounds compared to a cheap factory made violin.

Does this mean they can clone me a Strad? :D

Can I have it?

Woo! Free food!

Theres a new Vonnegut book? Isn't he dead?

I would be really scared if these suckers evolved to be multicellular.

I love the mountains
I love the clear blue skies
I love big bridges
I love when great whites fly
I love the whole world
And all its sights and sounds
Boom-dee-ah-da, boom-dee-ah-da
Boom-dee-ah-da, boom-dee-ah-da
I love the oceans
I love real dirty things
I love to go fast
I love Egyptian kings
I love the whole world
And all its craziness
Boom-dee-ah-da, boom-dee-ah-da
Boom-dee-ah-da, boom-dee-ah-da
I love tornadoes
I love arachnids
I love hot magma
I love the giant squids
I love the whole world
It's such a brilliant place
Boom-dee-ah-da, boom-dee-ah-da
Boom-dee-ah-da, boom-dee-ah-da
Boom-dee-ah-da, boom-dee-ah-da
Boom-dee-ah-da, boom-dee-ah-da
Boom-dee-ah-da, boom-dee-ah-da

Hahahah.. I love Hellboy.

Woo! Sending messages to aliens with radiation chirps!