No seriously. I thought that was horrible.

What was that.

"Organic" means that it contains BOTH hydrogen and carbon.

But whatever.

Yum! I want to try!

Why can't human testes be eaten? Are they poisonous?

I seee... Going to Afghanistan is NOT FOREIGN POLICY EXPERIENCE.

Man. The Google hacks look AWESOME.

I guess it could also be kind of like reincarnation cause it starts again after it hits 0.

Time flies!

The "unseen hand" of the free market will fix everything!

Didn't she give speeches at Alaskan Independence Conventions?

Seriously? More experience than Obama?

Obama has been a Senator for how long? And Sarah Palin has been a governor for how long? Hmm... We better include her high status in the PTO to, just to make it fair! So who has had more experience?

Ultra Extreme Hemophilia?

Palin has gotten more press coverage than McCain has in his entire race for the election.

My mind just imploded.