Are you tired of your tardiness making you the butt of office jokes? You need the Uranus Wall Clock from the NeatoShop. This beautiful clock features a graphic of Uranus, as captured by NASA's Voyager 2 spacecraft. Now you can gleefully tell people that Uranus helps you stay on time.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Clocks & Timers.
The Chinese have now surpassed Americans and Germans as the world's top international spenders and are becoming one of the most significant global tourism markets. As the throngs of Chinese tourists venture out into the big wide world, the Chinese government has some words of advice for them, " Be polite!"
Chinese Vice Premier Wang Yang has called on his nation's tourists to improve their behavior, stressing it was important to project a "good image of Chinese tourists," official state media outlet Xinhua reported.
The Internet is saddened by this command. Scuffles between Chinese tourists and the locals of the country they are visiting make for wonderful content.
Photo: We All Have Baggage Luggage Tag from the NeatoShop.
Are you looking for a fun place to store your most prized trinkets? Embrace your inner child and get the Retro Pockets Fire Truck from the NeatoShop. This versatile pocket purse is shaped like a toy metal firetruck. It is perfect for holding money or other small items.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Wallets, Purses, & Coin Bags.
Are you looking for a night light that is strong enough to stand up to whatever boogie men lurk in the shadows of your home? You need the Captain America Night Light from the NeatoShop. This brave nightlight has his shield in hand and is ready to fight whatever darkness comes his way.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Night Lights.
Sometimes you just need a hug from your mummy. For those tough days there is the Mummy Plush from the NeatoShop. This cuddly monster movie plush is shaped like The Mummy.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Plush Toys.
Chipmunk and Acorn Salt & Pepper Shakers
Are you nuts about cute salt and pepper shakers shaped like small furry rodents? Well, you are going to really love the Chipmunk and Acorn Salt and Pepper Shaker from the NeatoShop. This sweet set features an adorable chipmunk holding an acorn. The shakers are held together by love and magnets.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Salt & Pepper Shakers.
Teens can sleep through anything. Well, almost anything. While a sleepy Napa, California teen was reaching for her alarm clock she was bitten on the hand by a large boa constrictor. The really strange part, neither she, nor her family, own a boa constrictor.
The teen had crossed paths with a cold-blooded killer: a three-foot long boa constrictor. Somehow the reptile slithered into the Ojeda’s apartment on the 300 block of Collier Boulevard and made itself at home. It was a specimen so large, Ojeda said that Napa County Animal Control was shocked.
“When they saw it, they were like ‘Oh crap it’s big,’ so they went and got a cage for it,” Ojeda said.
Emelyn Ojeda did have to seek medical treatment for the bite, but the incident isn't causing her to lose any sleep. Apparently she is still sleeping just fine.
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PLEASE Hand Lettered Sticky Notes
Are you looking for a magical notepad that helps you get everything you want? You need the PLEASE Hand Lettered Sticky Notes from the NeatoShop. This polite notepad is inscribed with the magic word right across on the top.
The PLEASE Hand Lettered Sticky Notes pad comes with 100 sheets for your writing pleasure.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Stationery.
Don't Make Me Release The Flying Monkeys Bangle
Face it, some days you feel like a kind and gentle Dorothy and some days you feel like the mean wicked witch. Now you can have an accessory that quietly expresses the darker side of your split personality with the Don't Make Me Release the Flying Monkeys Bangle from the NeatoShop. This beautiful bracelet is hand carved, inked, and polished. It is inscribed with the text "Don't make me release the flying monkeys." The bangle comes with a handsome embroidered gift pouch.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Jewelry and fantastic Wizard Of Oz items.
The Twilight Pendant from the NeatoShop is a striking necklace. This piece is handcrafted in England and features bats flying around a glistening full moon. Nine Swarovski crystal stars light their way. It makes a wonderful gift for any vampire bat fan.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more unusual Jewelry.
Mole Miner Key Ring (sold individually)
Do you have trouble finding that itty bitty key hole on your door? Enlist the help of the adorable Mole Miner Key Ring from the NeatoShop. This little mammal is used to finding his way around in the dark.
The Mole Miner Key Ring features a little mole dressed like a miner. When you press his tail hie miner's helmet light goes on.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Keychain and Key Covers.
Are you Dark Lord looking for a book that truly captures the joys, trials, and tribulations of raising a daughter. Vader's Little Princess from the NeatoShop is for you. This irresistibly sweet book follows Darth Vader as he raises Princess Leia. Witness Vader partake in tea parties. See how he refuses to let Leia leave the house in a skirted metal bikini. Raising a daughter in any galaxy can be so hard.
Vader's Little Princess is by Jeffrey Brown and features hilarious full-color illustrations. Darth Vader and Son also available. Buy both and make it an amazing set.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Star Wars items.
Are you looking for a fashion accessory that supports your geeky lifestyle? you need the Pixel-8 Necktie from the NeatoShop. This fantastic costume necktie looks like it is made from pixels. This makes a winning fashion statement.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Neckties.
The Doctor, Amy Pond. and The Daleks Doctor Who Seatbelt Belt
Attention Doctor Who fans! Are you looking for an out world accessory worthy of adventurous Time Lord such as yourself? Behold The Doctor, Amy Pond, and The Daleks Doctor Who Seatbelt Belt from the NeatoShop. This fantastic belt is made of tough nylon webbing and features an authentic seatbelt clasp as the belt buckle.
Be sure to check the NeatoShop for more great Apparel & Accessories.
