Are you worried that your best years are behind you? Well, they probably are. But, that's nothing to get depressed about. We encourage you to look on the bright side of life with the You're Never Too Old ... To Try Something Stupid socks from the NeatoShop. This vibrant pair of socks is a great way to remind yourself to seize each and every day.
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Are you looking for a salt and pepper shaker set that can hold its own against your legendary meals? Invite the Kissing Unicorns Salt & Pepper Shakers to your table. This enchanting set is made of glazed ceramic and held together by magnets.
Are you looking to add a little personality to your otherwise buttoned-up workday attire? Encase your feet in ultra comfy bacon with the Men's Bacon Socks from the NeatoShop. This deliciously fun pair of socks will make your style really sizzle.
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Halloween is coming and it is time to unleash your inner holiday beast. Accessorize with the Monster Eyes Sunglasses from the NeatoShop. This spooktacular pair of glasses will make your friends green with envy.
The Monster Eyes Sunglasses are available in Black and Green. Both them both and make it a frightfully fun set.
Poor unfortunate kitchen tables. In pain, in need. This one longing for more character. That one wants to look its best. Do you help them? Yes, indeed.
Go ahead! We know you have made your choice!
Beluga sevruga. Comes the winds of the Caspian Sea. Ask the NeatoShop to bring the Ursula & Eels Salt & Pepper Shakers to thee!
Whether spending money makes you feel like celebrating or death warmed over the Day of the Dead Wallet from the NeatoShop is for you. This great wallet features striking Day of the Dead imagery on both the outside and inside. When you open the wallet mariachi music plays.
The Day of the Dead Wallet is made of lightweight Tyvek. It is tear resistant, water-resistant, recyclable and eco-friendly. There is an on/off option for those occasions when music would not be appropriate.
Need to address a sticky situation? Address it in style with the Monty Python's Flying Sticky Notes from the NeatoShop. This fantastic note book features notes designed to look like classic Python iconography. Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge.
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There is a legend that lurking beneath a sea of well hemmed trousers and jeans is a Sockness Monster. If you are quick and cunning you might be able to capture a pair of these mythical Sockness Monster Socks from the NeatoShop. Think of the pride you will have knowing that you spotted sported the wild beast.
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Oh, we know what you are thinking. What! Christmas stuff already! It isn't even Halloween yet.
Okay, you can stop feigning disgust. We know for a fact that several of you have already started your Christmas shopping. So to those well organized and delightful individuals, who can't contain their excitement about the upcoming holidays, we present the Doctor Who Christmas Ornaments from the NeatoShop. Everyone else please close your eyes, and no peaking!
The Doctor Who Christmas Ornaments are made of glass and feature hand-painted details. They are available in TARDIS and Dalek. Buy both and make your Doctor Who fan very merry.
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Are you tired of your pen getting stolen because it looks like all the other pens in the office? Give your self a sweet treat with the Cupcake Pen from the NeatoShop. This deliciously fun pen is just the unique writing instrument you have been craving.
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Yoo Hoo! Why hello. Come closer and check out the Minnie Mouse Kigurumi costume from the NeatoShop. This delightful pajama style costume features buttons up the front, a tail on the back, and Minnie Mouse's face on the hood. Wear it as a Halloween costume or as comfy lounge wear. It is a great well to celebrate your favorite Disney character.
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La la la la. You want a Elmo pumpkin, but you hate all goo. La la la la, la la la la the Elmo Pumpkin Push Ins are for you!
Now you can create your own no fuss, no muss Elmo vampire pumpkin with the Elmo Pumpkin Push Ins from the NeatoShop. This handy little set includes Elmo's face, his cape, and two hands.
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Are you hoping to throw a truly eye-popping Halloween bash? You need the Eyeball Spreaders from the NeatoShop. This eye-catching set features hand painted details and comes with 4 devilishly fun spreaders. Your guests won't be able to take their eyes off them.