Gold Bar Coin Bank - $9.95
If you can't afford a real gold bar, don't be sad? Simply get yourself the Gold Bar Coin Bank from the NeatoShop instead. If you fill it with enough silver you will eventually be able to buy yourself some gold.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more crazy Money Banks & Storage solutions!
Lunch Bugs Sandwich Bags - $5.95
Are you tired of your coworkers stealing your lunch? You need the Lunch Bugs Sandwich Bags from the NeatoShop. If the fly bag doesn't stop them in their tracks the cockroach bag sure will!Shark Bite Oven Mitt - $13.95
Spring has sprung! That means it's time to clean out those kitchen drawers. Your first order of business should be to toss out that old crusty thing you call an oven mitt and get yourself the new Shark Bite Oven Mitt from the NeatoShop.Pet Tarantula Gummi Candy - $1.95
Are you bored with traditional Easter candy? Why not fill your Easter basket up with Pet Tarantula Gummi Candy from the NeatoShop! It's sweet, kind of creepy, and definitely not boring. It kind of reminds me of my college physics professor.Giggles Coat - $29.95
OK, it's not really Dress Like A Monkey Day. I just made that up. BUT, doesn't Dress Like A Monkey Day sound like a fun holiday.
Can we talk seriously? Do you ever have the urge to dress your child like a monkey? Well, now you can with the Giggles Coat from the NeatoShop! Remember, you are not weird you are just an attentive parent.
Monkey Hat - $16.95
Don't worry the NeatoShop has a matching Monkey Hat for you too. Oh, you are dressed the same! That is so cute! It's also a little weird, but hey who am I to judge.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more fabulous Apparel & Accessories!
Happy Dress Like A Monkey Day!
Cthulhu Cell Phone Holder - $14.95
Help! Help! Cthulhu ate my cell phone!
Just kidding, it's just the super awesome Cthulhu Cell Phone Holder from the NeatoShop! You know you want one!
If Cthulhu really did eat your cell phone is that covered by the insurance plan? Hmmm...something to think about.
Be sure to check out the other fabulous Mobile Phone Accessories and Cthulhu items available at the NeatoShop.
Darth Vader Talking Dashboard Driver - $9.95
Do you have trouble coming up with things to say when someone cuts you off? Do you wish you could be cool like Darth Vader? The Darth Vader Talking Dashboard Driver from the NeatoShop is for you! Sit back and let Darth do all the talking (or heavy breathing). Umm....but you will have to still drive the car. Sorry, he can't do everything for you. Some things you still have to do for yourself.Dancing Flower (Solar Powered) - $6.95
Are you in the mood for a little spring time cheer, but you have a black thumb? You need the Dancing Flower (Solar Powered) from the NeatoShop. It's the perfect plant for people who should avoid caring for living things. Please help us stop the senseless death and destruction of perfectly healthy house plants!Rabbit Ears Salad Servers - $11.95
Hippity, hoppity Easter is on the way! Embrace your inner rabbit with the Rabbit Ears Salad Servers from the NeatoShop. Eating healthy has never been so fun.Baby Adipose Plush - $39.95
Attention Doctor Who Fans! We present the adorable Baby Adipose Plush from the NeatoShop. He is so cute and cuddly. Really, who doesn't love an alien composed of living fat?
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more fabulous Doctor Who items.
Twirling Spaghetti Fork - $9.95
Has spring cleaning left you exhausted and starving? You need the Twirling Spaghetti Fork from the NeatoShop. This is eating made simple, real simple. Sorry, you are still going to have to remember to chew and swallow all on your own.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more amazing Kitchen Stuff!
Playboy Ice Cube Tray - $10.95
Can't get enough of those adorable bunnies this spring? Check out the Playboy Ice Cube Tray from the NeatoShop.
With the Playboy Ice Cube Tray from the NeatoShop you can tell everyone how you spent the afternoon chilling with group of playboy bunnies. No one needs to know that they were just cubes of ice. That can be our little secret.
Be sure to check out all the fabulous Ice Trays from the NeatoShop!
Singing In The Rain Shower Curtain - $15.95
Spring is here! Spruce up your bathroom with the Singing In The Rain Shower Curtain from the NeatoShop!
Let's face it, after all that spring cleaning you are going to need a good hot shower! Go ahead and sing about those aching and sore muscles.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more Home & Garden items!
Lil' Ballerina Backpack - $23.95
Are you looking for the perfect Easter gift for the little ballerina in your life? Check out the Lil' Ballerina Backpack from the NeatoShop.
You want to know the best part about the Lil' Ballerina Backpack from the NeatoShop? It encourages that adorable child to carry her own stuff! Yippee!!
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more adorable Bags and Backpacks!
Black Beast of Arrrggghhh (Mini) - $9.95
Do you love Monty Python and the Holy Grail? Well, you are going to love the Black Beast of Arrrggghhh (Mini) from the NeatoShop! Even the animator's fatal heart attack cannot save you from the adorableness of this legendary plush toy.
Are you on a quest for fabulous Plush Toys? Be sure to check out the NeatoShop!
