Rooster LED Flashlight and Keychain - $3.95
Behold the Rooster LED Flashlight and Keychain from the NeatoShop! With a push of a button, a hearty crow, and a small beacon of light you can show the world your love of all things chicken.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more hilarious Keychains & Key Covers.
Deer Tongs - $14.95
Do you have trouble proving to your friends that you are sophisticated, yet macho and outdoorsy? You need the Deer Tongs from the NeatoShop. Can't you just picture the look on your friends' faces as your serve them snacks and hunks of meat with this baby! They will be in awe of your bravado! Remember, only the manliest of men can handle the Deer Tongs!
Are you looking to add a little extra fierceness? Be sure to wear a Bear Hat while using the tongs.
Don't forget to check out the NeatoShop for more awesomely unusual Kitchen Stuff!
Aye, be you lookin' for the perfect towel for your little pirate in trainin? Arrr, you need the Pirate Hooded Towel from the NeatoShop. Ahoy, this fabulous cotton towel has an eye patch, hook, earrin', and parrot. You best get t' the NeatoShop before they be all gone.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more Baby & Kids treasures!
Doctor Who Future Sonic Screwdriver - $25.95
Attention Doctor Who fans! Behold the Doctor Who Future Sonic Screwdriver from the NeatoShop! This is a replica of the screwdriver of the Tenth Doctor ( as used by River Song in Series 4). It has authentic red and blue lights, a neural relay indicator panel, and awesome sound effects.I love Men in Uniform Tote Bag - $14.95
Are you looking for the perfect summer tote bag? You need the I Love Men in Uniform Tote Bag from the NeatoShop. This great canvas bag with gusseted bottom will serve as a warning to all mortal men. Only marvelous characters need apply.Stay Puft Mini Talking Plush Keychain - $9.95
How do you like your Stay Puft Marshmallow Man? Do you like him happy or angry? The NeatoShop likes him both ways.
If you are a Ghostbusters fan you need to check out the Stay Puft Mini Talking Plush Keychain from the NeatoShop. Push his tummy and hear him sing, "Who you Gonna Call? Ghostbusters!" Even the angry Stay Puft Mini Talking Plush Keychain will put a smile on your face.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more fantastic Keychains & Key Covers!
The Stay Puft Talking Plush in angry and happy are also available.
Toilet Shot Glasses - $9.95
Toilet Shot Glasses from the NeatoShop are the perfect gift for a drinker who spends a lot of time :
Mega Mouth Hand Puppet - $9.95
Do you have trouble expressing yourself to friends, coworkers, or even strangers? You need the Mega Mouth Hand Puppet from the NeatoShop. Don't keep things bottled up inside. Slip this big mouthed puppet on your hand and let Mega Mouth do the talking for you.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more fabulous Toys & Games.
Paper Pickup Nifty Note - $3.95
Is your shyness preventing you from getting dates? You need the Paper Pickup Nifty Note from the NeatoShop. Now you can pickup people without every having to say a word. It is so much easier to be confident when you don't have to look someone in the eye.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more fantastic Stationary.
Elephant Paper Clip Holder - $11.95
Is your desk as boring and depressing as your job? You need the Elephant Paper Clip Holder from the NeatoShop. This nifty little elephant with banana-shaped paper clips won't make your job suck any less, but it will dress up your desk. It will also be a friendly reminder that you are so much cooler than your job. Boring people do not have Elephant Paper Clip Holders with banana-shaped paper clips!
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more fun and functional Office Supplies.
Fairy Swatter - $4.95
June 24th is Fairy Day!
Are you tired of being pestered by magical wee folk, especially those dainty little fairies? You need to head down to the NeatoShop and get yourself a Fairy Swatter. With the swatter in hand you can finally get relief from those annoying ethereal creatures.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more fabulous Gag Gifts & Pranks.
Ladybug Bag $29.95
Are you looking for the perfect summer accessory. You need the stylish Ladybug Bag from the NeatoShop. This useful handbag is made out of rubber and has fantastic detail work. There really is no better way to show your love for this useful little insect!Dead Stop Zombie Doorstop (Crawling) - $19.95
The Zombie invasion is in full swing here at the NeatoShop. We are excited to announce that the Dead Stop Zombie Doorstop (Crawling) has just broken into the warehouse. Our shelves are now filled with gruesome corpses.The Beatles Yellow Submarine Ice Cube Tray - $10.95
After much crying, waiting, and hoping summer is finally here. Are you planning your next backyard come together? Why not make it Beatles themed! All you need is love and The Beatles Yellow Submarine Ice Cube Tray from the NeatoShop to throw a fantastic party.The Magnetic Dead 3D Zombie Magnets - $14.95
