Deluxe Toupee - $11.95

A fall chill is in the air. Are you a follicly challenged individual afraid of getting a head cold? You need the Deluxe Toupee from the NeatoShop. This realistic synthetic hair will help keep your noggin comfy, but not overly toasty like a winter hat.  As a added bonus this amazing rug includes self-adhesive tape to prevent slippage.

The NeatoShop also carries a large selection of Mustaches to keep your upper lip from getting too chilly.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more hilarious Gag Gifts & Pranks.

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Inflatable Alien - $14.95

Are you lonely? Do you wish you had a intelligent life form to talk to? You need the Inflatable Alien from the NeatoShop. Everyone knows that little green men are excellent at dissecting problems. They also don't mind probing you to find out what is really wrong. Extraterrestrials, especially the inflatable kind, make an out of this world friend.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more Inflatable fun!

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Mr. Potato Head Elvis Presley 68 Special - $19.95

Mr. Potato Head has returned and is ready for his big comeback performance, tour, and hopefully extended concert stay in Las Vegas.   For a limited time, however, he and his microphone are hanging out at the NeatoShop warehouse. Don't check into the heartbreak hotel. Get your Mr. Potato Head Elvis Presley 68 Special before it's too late.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for Mr. Potato Head The Three Stooges and more fabulous Action Figures & Vinyl Toys.

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Will You Measure Me Ring Measuring Spoon Set - $14.95

Are you looking to commit to your love of cooking? Get the Will You Measure Me Ring Measuring Spoon Set from the NeatoShop. This fantastic set of measuring spoons shaped like diamond rings will help your fairy tale baking dreams come true.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more fun Cooking Gadgets!

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Zombie Back Scratcher - $24.95

Zombies, zombies everywhere and now we have body parts to share.  That's right folks, the Zombie invasion of the NeatoShop continues. Behold the new Zombie Back Scratcher. This fantastic handcrafted back scratcher is shaped like a like a creepy zombie hand. Everyone knows that a nice zombie is always willing to lend a hand to someone in need.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more Zombie fun!

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Macaroni & Cheese Air Freshener - $2.95

Does your daily commute have you on edge? You need the Macaroni & Cheese Air Freshener from the NeatoShop. Nothing calms road rage like the smell of comfort food. Macaroni & Cheese! Yum!

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop hilarious Air Fresheners.

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50/50 Savings Bank - $19.95

Are you having trouble deciding how much to save for something responsible versus something fun? You need the 50/50 Savings Bank from the NeatoShop. Life is so much more fun when you let fate decide.

The 50/50 Savings Bank is a pachinko-style coin bank with 2 separate coin compartments. It comes with a handy dandy dry erase marker so you can customize and personalize your bank.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more hilarious Money Banks & Storage options.

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Glow In The Dark Flying Piggy - $2.45

Are you a over-ambitious dreamer? Do you scoff at the impossible? Forget falling asleep under ordinary glow in the dark stars. You need the Glow In The Dark Flying Piggy from the NeatoShop because you are a doer. These winged plastic pigs are stuck to your bedroom ceiling to remind you that:

• Unattractive men do marry supermodels


• People do win the lottery


• And pigs do fly

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more fun Wall Decor.

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Doomed Skull Shot Glass - $9.95

Don't be doomed to a life of drinking out of pedestrian glassware. Get the Doomed Skull Shot Glass from the NeatoShop. This gruesome glass was inspired by the Mayan Crystal Skull of Doom.

The Doomed Skull Shot Glass is to die for. Make sure to buy a spare glass. You will want to have one of these glasses handy when it's time to ring in December 21, 2012.

Be sure to check out all the fantastic Cocktail & Barware from the NeatoShop.

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Mummy Dearest Apron - $26.95

Does your dear Mummy need a new apron to preserve her clean clothes? Get her the Mummy Dearest Apron from the NeatoShop. This spooktacular Apron looks like a mummy's wrapping and is embroidered with "Mummy Dearest." This apron is fit for a queen.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more Halloween fun and fantastic Aprons!

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My Zombie Family Car Stickers - $9.95

Do you have a zombieriffic family? Tell the world, or at least the guy stuck behind you in traffic, with the My Zombie Family Car Stickers by Adam "ape lad" Koford from the NeatoShop. This frighteningly fabulous set comes with 8 stickers:

• Zombie Dad


• Zombie Mom


• Zombie Brother


• Zombie Sister


• Zombie Baby


• Zombie Cat


• Zombie Dog


• and heart-shaped brain

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more Zombie fun!

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Bite Me Vampire Fangs Bottle Opener - $9.95

Halloween is just around the corner. Are you looking for a spooktacular way to open your favorite beverage? You need the Bite Me Vampire Fangs Bottle Opener from the NeatoShop. This fangstatic metal bottle opener is shaped like a vampire's fangs. Your friends will be dying to know where you got such a cool bottle opener.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more frighteningly fabulous Cocktail & Barware items!

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Black Cat Socks - $3.45

Do you love picture matching games? Yes! Well, you are going to love these  picture matching Black Cat Women's Ankle Socks from the NeatoShop. Keeping your feet toasty and warm has never been so fun! Meow!

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more fantastic Picture Matching Socks and Crazy Footwear!

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Bacon Candy - $5.95

Is your sweet tooth demanding something smoky, meaty, and sweet? Satisfy your inner beast with Bacon Candy from the NeatoShop.  Each delightful tin contains 12 bacony treats. Yummy!

Be sure to check out the Bacon Store for more bacon fun!

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Unicorn Costume - $26.95

Do you dream of having your own rainbow pooping unicorn? Make your dream a reality this Halloween with the Unicorn Costume from the NeatoShop.  Just combine one rainbow pooping baby or toddler with this incredibly adorable Unicorn Costume and live out the fantasy for one glorious night.

If you can't locate a rainbow pooping baby consider faking it with the Rainbow in My Room rainbow projector. See photo below.

Rainbow in My Room - $29.95

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more Dress Up fun!

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