Inflatable Unicorn Horn - $7.95

Are you looking for a way to get in touch with your inner magical woodland beast? You need the Inflatable Unicorn Horn from the NeatoShop. Who knew an inflatable hat could make you feel so wild, pure, and full of grace!

Are you really a Narwhal lover? The Inflatable Unicorn Horn is also perfect for getting in touch with your inner unicorn of the sea. Don't worry, we won't tell anyone you are really wearing a unicorn horn.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more Inflatable fun!

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Easter Flashing Pen - $3.95 (sold separately)

Hippity Hoppity Easter is on its way. Isn't it time you got into the spirit of spring? You need the Easter Flashing Pen from the NeatoShop.  This steal worthy pen is not only cute, but he also lights up when he slam him down in frustration. He is the perfect pen to ease you through your hectic workday.

The Easter Flashing Pen is available in Easter Bunny and Chick. Collect them both. Buy two and give one to a friend!

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for lots of Easter fun and more Pens & Pencils to make you smile.

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Bacon Candy Necklace - $2.95

Are you on the hunt for a smokin' hot accessory to help you increase your popularity with bacon loving men or women? You need the Bacon Candy Necklace from the NeatoShop. This sweet and savory necklace comes complete with a gorgeous edible bacon medallion.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more Bacon Store goodness!

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Underwhelmed Task Clips - $8.95

Spring is in the air and that means it is time to make another futile attempt to put your crappy life in order. Let the Underwhelmed Task Clips from the NeatoShop help. This hilarious 14 clip set will have you zzz, ugh, meh, sigh, blah,and pfft your way to organizational nirvana.

Importance Task Clips also available.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more truly entertaining Office Supplies!

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Pi Gift Wrap - $3.95

Happy Pi Day everyone. In honor of this irrational holiday we bring you the Pi Gift Wrap Paper from the NeatoShop. Be sure to wrap up approximately 3.14 items in this fantastic paper. We strongly recommend one of them be the Cherry Pie Air Freshener. Mmm...Pi!

Don't forget to check out the NeatoShop to see the latest sequence of New items available.

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Zombie Plush Slippers - $39.95

After a hard day at the office your feet are dying and your brain is drained. Isn't it time you slipped into your favorite Zombie Plush Slippers from the NeatoShop? This wickedly funny pair of slippers will help you feel animated, refreshed, and renewed in no time. It would be horror if you missed this opportunity to put a Zombie to work for you. Remember, Zombies Were People Too.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more Zombie fun!

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Smiling Teeth Purse - $14.95

Do you know someone who needs to turn their frown upside down? Make someone smile today with the Smiling Teeth Purse from the NeatoShop. This adorable clutch purse is shaped like a toothy grin. Open the purse to stick out the tongue!

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more fantastic Wallets, Purses & Coin Bags!

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Tyrannosaurus Pen - $11.95

Are you tired of coworkers walking off with your favorite pen? It is time to invest in a pen that will frighten people away from your space.  You need the fierce, and camouflaged, Tyrannosaurus Pen from the NeatoShop. This king of office supplies hides a full sized pen in his tail.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more fantastic Pens & Pencils!

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Super Gross Suckers 

Are you looking for a deliciously funny afternoon treat? You need a Super Gross Sucker from the NeatoShop. These hilarious Super Gross Suckers come in the following styles:

• Lobster Claw Sucker (Strawberry Flavored)


• Chicken Sucker (Orange Flavored)


• Steak Sucker (Cherry Flavored)


• Fish Head Sucker (Sour Lemon Flavored)

You don't have to tell anyone that they aren't gross flavors. It can just be our little secret.

Super Gross Suckers sold separately. Buy one or buy all 4.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more fun Food & Drinks.

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Star Wars Ice Trays - $10.95 each

Attention Star Wars fans! Are you worried that the force is not strong with your favorite beverage? Let the Star Wars Ice Trays from the NeatoShop do your bidding by bringing a chilly balance to your universe.

Star Wars Ice Trays are made from food-safe silicone and are available in the following shapes:

• Darth Vader


• Stormtrooper


• X-Wing Fighter


• R2-D2


• Han Solo in Carbonite


• And Millennium Falcon

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Kigurumi Owl Costume - $55.95

Are you an owl loving individual?  Do you consider yourself to be extremely fashion forward? You need the very stylish Kigurumi Owl Costume from the NeatoShop. This adorable one-piece adult pajama comes with an oversized owl face hood, wing arms, and tail feathers. This outfit is perfect for a romantic night in or a nocturnal stroll around town. The Kigurumi Owl Costume is a real hoot.

Be sure to check out the the great New Items at the NeatopShop.

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Mini Leprechaun Hat Headband - $9.95

St. Patrick's Day is nearly here. Are you ready to partake in mischief and merriment? Embrace your inner Leprechaun with the Mini Leprechaun Hat Headband from the NeatoShop. This charming hat on a headband will have everyone wondering where you hid your pot of gold.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more fun St. Patrick's Day items.

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Long Brown Beard Barbarian Beard Head -  $43.95

Attention follicly challenged men. Are you looking for the perfect cold weather hat to impress the ladies. Embrace your inner bad boy with the Barbarian Beard Head hat from the NeatoShop. This fantastic knitted beanie and face mask makes you look like a sophisticated Barbarian. Everyone knows that ladies swoon over sophisticated Barbarians.

Don't think you are tough enough to pull off the Barbarian Beard Head? Try the Lumberjack Beard Head instead. The Lumberjack Beard Head screams I am manly and sensitive.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more fantastic Winterwear!

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Shamrock Socks - $9.95

St. Patrick's Day is nearly here. Are you ready to get your green on? Add a little luck to your wardrobe with the Shamrock Socks from the NeatoShop. This festive pair of over-the-knee socks are perfect for "Gettin' Jiggy" on a St. Patrick's Day Saturday night.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more St. Patrick's Day fun!

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Bacon Poet Magnetic Poetry - $11.95

Dont' have the words to describe your undying love for a smoking hot piece of strippy bacon? You need the Bacon Poet Magnetic Poetry kit from the NeatoShop. This sizzling set includes over 200 word magnets perfect for expressing your smoldering desires for your favorite bypass in a skillet.

Be sure to check out the Bacon Store for more deliciously funny bacon products.

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