The Star Wars Cookbook II: Darth Malt and More Galactic Recipes - $18.95

Are you hungry for a cookbook that can transport you to a a culinary land far, far away? You need the Star Wars Cookbook II: Darth Malt and More Galactic Recipes from the NeatoShop. This great books include delicious masterpieces like:

• Darth Double Dogs


• Boss Nass Broccoli


• Bubble City Salad


• and much, much more

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Snake Oil Soap - $5.95

Gather round folks! Behold the Snake Oil soap from the NeatoShop. This little bar of soap contains real cobra oil. That's right, cobra oil so you can cleanse yourself from top to bottom. It makes the perfect gift for those who believe in fast talking, quackery, and love using questionable products.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more hilarious Soaps & Lotions!

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Bazinga Baby Snapsuit - $17.95

Attention The Big Bang Theory fanatics! Do you long to raise socially awkward children? Start by dressing up your geeky bundle of joy in the Bazinga Baby Snapsuit from the NeatoShop. This brilliant shirt is the perfect way to make sure your intellectually superior baby starts off on the right foot.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more  Baby Outfits!

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Pac-Man Arcade Candy - $3.95

Attention retro gaming enthusiasts. Behold the Pac-Man Arcade Candy from the NeatoShop. The Pac-Man shaped strawberry candy comes housed in a collectible tin. It is so detailed you can almost here the wocka wocka wocka. Almost.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more deliciously fun Mints & Candies!

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You're A Putz  Sticky Notes - $2.95

Are you tired of suffering fools? Give all those idiots the shaft with the You're A Putz Sticky Notes from the NeatoShop. This ballsy notepad comes with 100 sheets of pure sticky note pleasure.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more biting Stationary and amusing Back To School items!

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Poison Pocket Tin Box - $5.95

Are you looking for a suitable place to store your most prized, and perhaps toxic, tiny possessions. You need the Poison Pocket Tin Box from the NeatoShop. This  humorous little hinged box will always keep people wondering what is inside.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more splendid Money Banks & Storage Containers.

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Bacon Spoon Rest - $7.95

Do you know someone who loves all things bacon? Get them the sinfully fun Bacon Spoon Rest from the NeatoShop. This mouthwatering dish is fashioned to look like a delicious strip of bacon.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more fantastic Bacon items!

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Get Crap Done Pen - $13.95

You are responsible. You are determined. You are drowning in work. Get motivated and tackle your overwhelmingly large To-Do list with the Get Crap Done pen from the NeatoShop.  This hilarious pen comes printed with the text "Get Crap Done." The box includes additional motivational texts like:

• Mightier Than Chaos


• Show The World Who's Boss

Now stop procrastinating and get out there and do some work!

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more Great Office & Desk items and great Back To School gear!

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Basketball Backpack - $24.95

Are you looking for the perfect backpack for the pint-sized sports fanatic in your family? You need the Basketball Backpack from the NeatoShop. This great little backpack has a built-in hoop and comes with a 3" ball so that he can turn free time into playtime. This backpack got game.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Back To School items!

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TV Dinner Gumballs - $3.45

Don't have time to sit down to a hearty microwave meal? You need the TV Dinner Gumballs from the NeatoShop. This fantastic gumball set tastes like a delicious TV dinner feast. It is perfect for when you can't spare the 5-minutes it takes to make a truly delectable frozen meal.

Each TV Dinner Gumballs tin comes with 3 mouthwatering flavors: buttered corn, roast beef, and apple cobbler. Yum!

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more hilarious Mints & Candies!

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Hippo Attack Mug - $10.95

Is your office a real jungle?  Combat cup thievery with the dangerously adorable Hippo Attack Mug from the NeatoShop. This deliciously fantastic mug features a delightfully hostile hippopotamus at the bottom. It is perfect for warning would be poachers of your aggressive tendencies.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more amazing Mugs!

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Zombie Clock - $39.95

Hey Neatoramanauts, what time is it? It's zombie time!

The zombie apocalypse is right around the corner. Are you dying for a fantastic way to keep track of how much time you have left? You need the Zombie Clock from the NeatoShop. This deliciously fun clock features a zombie gnawing on a brain. The Zombie clock makes the perfect gift for zombie lovers, undead and alive.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Zombie items!

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Picnic Lunch Boxes - $12.95 (sold individually)

Are you looking for a doggone cute and functional lunch box? You need a udderly adoarable Picnic Lunch Box from the NeatoShop. These soo-ee-eet lunch boxes fold out to become a placemat. The Picnic Lunch box is purr-fect for back to school.

The Picnic Lunch Box is available in:

• Denzel the Dog


• Penny the Pig


• Carmen the Cat


• Clyde the Cow

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Back To School items and Lunch Boxes!

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Vinderpants - $8.95

Are you planning an intimate dinner party. Don't let your wine selection embarrass you. Dress up your wine in the Vinderpants wine cover / cooler from the NeatoShop. Remember, even a flamboyant wine shouldn't go commando.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Barware & Cocktail items!

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Mini Masters - $19.95

Are you looking for the perfect gift for your favorite geeky baby? You need the Mini Masters board book set from the NeatoShop. This fantastic set includes 4 art board books featuring masterpieces by Vincent Van Gogh, Henri Matisse, Claude Monet, and Edgar Degas.

Marie La Petite Danseuse Doll modeled after Degas' Little Ballerina from the Paris Opera also available.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more delightful Children's Books!

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