Do you like to dress for success even in the kitchen? Don't serve up your next fancy feast without the Black Satin Veronica Half Apron from the NeatoShop. This chic apron features a cat applique made with rhinestones and pearls. Details like french lace and a scalloped waist make this apron the cat's meow!
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Aprons!
Are you afraid of the dark? Hulk smash the boogie monster away with the Hulk Night Light from the NeatoShop. This brilliant porcelain night light is perfect for transforming a scary room into a peaceful environment.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more incredible Hulk items and fantastic Night Lights.
Halloween not coming fast enough for you? Dress up like your favorite character everynight with the Minnie Mouse Kigurumi from the NeatoShop. This adorable one-piece adult pajama is comfy and stylish. This outfit just screams romance.
How in the world did this happen? My beautiful little baby isn't a baby anymore. Starting today (dun...dun...dun) she is a full fledged First Grader. That's right, my oldest child started First Grade and I am not handling it well. In fact, I patently refuse to handle it gracefully.
In all honesty I should have been prepared for this day. My Father spent all of my childhood telling me that time was ticking by too quickly. The problem is, I just figured he was being melodramatic. To me childhood seemed to last an eternity. Surely, when I had kids it wouldn't feel that way. I know if my Dad were alive today he would find great humor in watching this all unfold. He loved to say I told you so.
Oh, I know I still have several more years of childhood to survive, but this really is the beginning of the end. My cuddly little toddler is gone. In her place is this beautiful and inquisitive child who wants desperately to get her ears pierced. This week First Grade, up next college and a nose ring.
My Father always said if you do your job right your kids will eventually fire you. I have accepted the fact that parenting doesn't come with good job security, but I really thought I would have plenty of time to figure out my next move. Now, as she enters First Grade, I know that I don't! The empty nest phase is coming. I am not going to lie, this thought panics me. What will my future hold? A small dog that I dress up and one of those strange dog strollers? Oh, I just don't want to think about it right now. I am pretty sure my husband doesn't want to think about that scenario either.
Don't get me wrong. The next adventure will be a wonderful one. I am sure First Grade and all the grades after will hold many amazing memories for my daughter and hopefully for me as well. I may not like change, but change is good. I just can't help but slightly grieve for the loss of her baby and toddler years. Time is wicked and it marches on while you aren't looking.
Today, as I do every first day of the school year, I took a picture of my gorgeous little girl all decked out with her new backpack. I will place that photo in her school years album. Maybe, just maybe, when she is all grownup and her little girl needs a show and tell for the letter "F" she will pull it out. "F" after all is for First Grade. I hope it will remind her to cherish every moment. Time is fleeting.
Now if you will excuse me, I am going to try to put on my brave Mommy face and pretend that I am not a mess. Good luck to all the anxious parents this week. Happy Back to School!
Halloween is just around the corner. Are you looking for a fun way for your pooch to embrace the spirit of the holiday? Dress up your good natured pet in the Goblin Dog Rider from the NeatoShop. This fantastic latex goblin easily attaches to your dog's midsection.
The Goblin Dog Rider fits medium to large size dogs.
The zombie apocalypse is right around corner. Make sure you are prepared to survive the transition in power with the Zombie Survival Kit Messenger Bag from the NeatoShop. This Neatorama exclusive design features a canvas bag with raw edges and plenty of storage capacity. It is perfect for toting all your favorite zombie items.
The Zombie Survival Kit Messenger bag is available in Canvas and Military Green.
Be sure to check out Neatorama's Zombie Shop for more great zombie stuff and fantastic Back To School items.
Are you looking for a fun way to introduct the wonderful world of sushi to your less than adventourous youngster? You need the Wooden Sushi Slicing Playset from the NeatoShop. This deliciously playful 24-piece set comes with:
Sliceable Sushi Rolls
Shrimp
Tuna
Chopsticks
Soy Sauce
Bowl
Wasabi
Ginger Slices
Knife
Serving Tray
and more
Playing with your food can be so much fun!
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Toys & Games!
School is starting. Is your old lunch box a drag? You need the very groovy Beeposh Rainbow Lunch Bag from the NeatoShop. You will dig the stellar tie-dye rainbow pattern. Yeah man, this insulated bag is righcheous!
Are you looking for a houseware item that makes you feel old and embraces your inherit geekiness? You need the Floppy Disk Coasters from the NeatoShop. This great set of 4 coasters are shaped like "retro" 1.44 MB floppy disks.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Barware & Cocktail items!
Are you looking for an owlfully cute treat dish? You need the very delightful Owl Snack Bowl from the NeatoShop. The container is shaped like a bird's nest and features an adorable owl hiding inside. This little bowl is a real hoot!
Be sure to swoop over to the NeatoShop for more great Dishware and fantastic Owl items!
Being a pirate is thirsty work. Make sure you stay properly hydrated with the Pirate's Grog Barrel Water Bottle from the NeatoShop. This fantastic water bottle is perfect for taking on wonderful adventures in search of buried treasure.
The Pirate's Grog Barrel Water Bottle is proudly handcrafted by local artisans in the USA.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more terrific Pirate items!
Attention Hello Kitty fans! Are you still looking for that purr-fect back to school accessory! Behold the fabulous Hello Kitty White Face Shoulder Bag from the NeatoShop. This beautiful bag features amazing embroidered details and a colorful lined interior.
The daily grind can be stressful. Soothe your frayed nerves with a spot of tea in the fabulous Tech Monks Teacups from the NeatoShop. This set of 2 porcelain cups is perfect for seeking a higher plane of enlightment during a technological crises.
There is no denying that your baby girl is more beautiful than Aphrodite. Now you can dress her like the super baby she is with the Wonder Woman Onesie from the NeatoShop. The costume includes: tutu, cape, pants, headpiece and booties. This outfit is sure to turn heads at your next cosplay event.